Disclaminer: I don't own the hobbit or it's characters. I own my ideas unless stated otherwise and I own my OCs.

Hey so I had an idea for an imagine so I wrote it. I will not be taking requests but if I do I'll put an Authors Note saying so but probably not because I get overwhelmed with trying to make things perfect for people.

So this first imagine I had the idea when I was playing Mario Kart earlier today and for some reason hobbit characters just popped into my head.

I'm probably going to just keep the OC as the OC for every imagine that's in the 'real world' just to make it simpler.

So for the imagines in real world universe since this is not an actual 'story' story nothing is linear and not all the parts connect to each other. (Meaning, think of all of these as separate events/stories unless stated otherwise. There will be multiple pairings but not all the parts will be romantic, this one for instance isn't.)

Imagine playing Mario Kart with the Company.

Linda looked down into her cup of coffee. Was this a result of too much caffeine? Had her younger brother spiked her drink with something? How else was she supposed to explain what was happening? Currently on Linda's couch was Kili, Fili, Bofur and Bilbo. In the kitchen, which was adjacent to the room, was Bombur, Bifur, Gloin, Oin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Dwalin, Balin and Thorin. To put it simply somehow the whole Company, minus Gandalf, had ended up in Linda's house, that she shared with the younger brother. Her younger brother, Toby, was currently trying to teach the four on the couch how to play Mario Kart.

"Why does that mushroom have a face?" Kili asked cocking an eyebrow.

"What's that green thing?" Bofur asked.

"That's Yoshi, he's a dinosaur." Toby said.

"A what?" Fili asked.

"Think dragon without wings." Linda said.

"Why is there a child? Is he going to be in that contraption?" Bilbo asked with panic.

"That's Baby Mario." Toby said.

"Wait I thought I picked Mario?" Fili asked with a frown.

"You're playing as Mario but that's," Linda pointed to the screen. "Baby Mario."

"How's that possible?" Nori asked. Linda sighed for the fifteenth time.

"Cause it's a game." She said.

"Bloody confusing if you ask me." Gloin said to Oin.

"Bombur please don't raid our fridge." Linda said putting her hand on her head. Bombur peeked out from behind the fridge door.

"He's just having a snack." Bofur said.

"It's the fifth snack he's had within the last hour." Linda said.

"Alright how do we do this?" Kili asked holding up the Wii wheel. Linda opened her mouth to respond 'like you drive a car' then had to resist hitting herself. Toby took the wheel from him and held it up.

"Hold it like this and when you want to turn you turn it." The four on the couch nodded as they watched him. "Press this button to make it go." He showed them the 2 button. "This is stop/slow down. When you get an item your press this back button and to look behind you, press the grey button." The four blinked at him. "Got that?"

"Sure." Kili took the wheel back as Fili and Bofur nodded while Bilbo still looked confused.

"Can I play?" Ori asked.

"We'll swap out people after each race." Linda said.

"He can swap with me now." Bilbo said getting up.

"Oh no ya don't." Bofur pulled him back down. BIlbo frowned.

"Just try it." Linda said. "You won't have to play again if you don't want to." Bilbo nodded.

"Which one do I choose?" Kili asked since he had the player one controller. He was pointing the remote at the screen trying to keep it steady.

"I'd start with an easy one so click that first one." Toby said.

"Loo-i-gee Circuit?" Fili asked.

"Luigi." Linda corrected with a smile. "He's Mario's brother."

"I wanna change my guy." Kili said. Linda sighed and took the controller. She went back to character selection and changed Kili's character from Toad to Luigi. "Which one is the oldest?" Kili asked.

"I don't know." Linda said with a shrug.

"I think Luigee is the oldest." Kili said with a smirk.

"Luigi." Fili corrected.

"They're twins." Toby said. "and since Mario was made first then Luigi is the younger one." Kili frowned and Fili started laughing. Linda laughed quietly. "Alright now hit the grey button." Kili did and the race started up.

"What do we do what do we do what do we do?" Bilbo asked with wide eyes as the countdown started. Linda walked around the couch and sat on the arm of the couch to help him. The race started and automatically all four characters were bumping into each other.

"What are those boxes?" Bofur asked.

"Those are item boxes, they help you knock out other players, make you go faster or mess you up. It depends on what place your in." Linda explained. "For example since Bilbo is in 12th he just got a Bullet Bill."

"That looks dangerous." Bilbo said with a frown. Linda reached over and pressed the B button. Bilbo jumped. "Oh dear." He said as he watched his character turn into a bullet and speed past everyone else.

"That's not fair." Fili said with a frown.

"What does the red thing do?" Kili asked.

"Press the back button, find out." Linda said. Kili did and started laughing when the red shell hit Mario and he passed him.

"Kili!" Fili yelled.

"Sorry brother." Kili said chuckling.

"What's the gold mushroom king do?" Fili asked quickly.

"Keep pressing the back button." Toby said. Fili pressed the button repeatedly and laughed when he passed a bunch of people including Kili. Kili frowned as his brother elbowed him playfully.

"I'm winning!" Fili said with a big grin. Toby noticed Bofur had gotten a blue shell and smirked.

"Hey, hat guy." Bofur glanced over at him. "Hit the back button."

"Alright." He did and everyone, including those in the kitchen, erupted in laughter at the look on Fili's face when Luigi got hit with the blue shell allowing everyone else to pass him.

"I win!" Kili shouted as he jumped up with his arms in the air. Fili dropped his controller and crossed his arms as he came in last.

"I did pretty well." Bilbo said with a surprised smile as he came in fourth.

"Not bad." Bofur said as his character came in fifth.

"Can I play now?" Ori asked quietly. Linda nodded. Fili got up, picked up his controller and tossed it to Ori.

"Alright, who's next?" Toby called.

Hope that was at least enjoyable ^_^