The annoyance of Ron

When Harry got up he noticed that Ron's bed was empty. It was probably because he wanted more time to eat. As Harry got dressed he saw the dorm room door open. Ron was walking in.

"Ron you look sweaty. What were you doing?" Harry asked as Ron sat on the bed.

"I'm fat, so I ran around the lake and practiced some quidditch." Harry shook his head and pulled Ron up to look in the mirror.

"There is no way that you are fat. See?" Ron grumbled as he shoved his sweaty shirt over his thin, muscular abs. He got dressed in his bed to hide himself from being "fat". That was annoying.

When the two met Hermione in the common room she noticed Ron was grumpy.

"What's wrong?"

"Ron thinks he's fat, so he got up early to exercise. He's being a complete idiot." Ron glowered at Harry. But when he opened his mouth to speak Ginny showed up.

"Ron it's called bloating. Some people get it at random times. But you can't be that bloated. Look at yourself, your on the quidditch team."

"Yeah I guess your right. I'm just a bit bloated that's all." And from that moment till breakfast Ron was in the best mood ever.

As they sat down Kitty walked by fairly fast. Hermione could sense some tension in Ron and grabbed his shoulder. This was not going to be easy. With the fact that Ron was always moody, he was going to be a hand full. PMSing was never easy on guys so he was going to torture Harry.

After breakfast Hermione went to her Arithmancy class while Ron chabbered on and on to Harry. Harry began to zone out only nodding his head at the right times to Ron. As they entered the trap door to Trelawny's stuffy class room Ron fell silent.

Ron looked at Harry and sighed.

"I think Mary is mad at me. Remember how I needed to send that letter and told her off for standing on the table to get Pig? Well she might be angry with me."

"Ron. If I didn't know you I would be too."

Trelawny had announced to the class that they were going to be interpreting cloud predictions for the beginning of the year. This was were everyone would partner up and one would describe a cloud and the other would predict the day's outcome.

"It's best if done in the morning for accuracy."

As Ron layed on his back staring up at an extra fluffy cloud he told Harry what he saw.

"It looks like a bunny coming out of a cauldron. Now the bunny is being picked up by a girl and is nearly having it's life squeezed out of it. Wait! Now it looks like a little boy." Harry flipped through his book but since he couldn't quite match it with anything he came up with the prediction.

"A young girl will turn you into a bunny then a midget of great gitness." Harry and Ron cracked up at this, but Ron wouldn't stop. "Ron it wasn't that funny."

"Fine. Let me interpret your cloud." So they switched out. Harry saw well fluffy white things. Then they looked like a baby reaching out for it's mother. But then within the next second it reached out and picked Harry up. It carried him through the air till it sat him down by Ron who looked like a girl. A very attractive girl too. The girly Ron then began to slap him in the face very hard.

"Harry! Oi! Harry God damn it! Get up!" Ron was shaking Harry very hard.

"What happened?"

"Trelawny was going on about how MY cloud was an ill omen and yours was a sure sign of...well...confusion through out the year."

"Ron you must have mistaken the ill omen. It was probably about mine."

"I'm scared. It must mean something awful. What do I do, how do I prepare myself?" Harry shook his head as Ron questioned on further. Meanwhile Dean was whispering with Seamus about something. Then he approached Ron.

"Ron do you know when that potion your sister gave you wears off your starting to get really bipolar."

"STOP IT! I'm not bloody bipolar!" Ron's ears went completely scarlet. Dean backed away only to hear Trelawny say class was dismissed.

Later during lunch Fred stood up for the whole school to see.

"Can you all see me? Can you all hear me? Good. All students who are in our class please meet us by the room of Requirements after dinner tonight."

Ron sat there shaking like a leaf when Jennifer passed by, took out a piece of parchment and a quill, then jotted something down. Ron saw her do that and became annoyed and balled his fist.

"Tsk tsk Ronnie-kins. You don't want to loose that Head Boy badge."

As the end of the day appraoched so did Ron's temper. He yelled at a few second years, gave a fifth year detention, and stuffed Pig out a window. It got on everyone's nerves to see Ron this crazy, but the testing had to last all day. Ron was also loosing his patience about the revenge Mary had planned for him. Finaly the time came. Ron sat in the Room of Requiremants with all the others.

He saw Blaise trying to talk to Mary. There was a huge resemblence between the two. Then Mary stomped off. Suddenly Jennifer walked in wearing black jeans that were going white at the knees, a black form fitting stretchy shirt with a small button down black collared shirt with pockets on the chest. She also had on black high-heeled boots that the pants covered. Her hair was now in a short braid and was brown.

"Okay everyone get into your partners!" Everyone did as she said. "Now my students find a perfect group to test and get started. I have collected data throughout the day from Ron and he only needs the antidote. Well done Ronald Weasley."

The class clapped for him. He then sighed as he took the antidote. But he was wondering why Mary chose her older brother to test on. Then it became apparent as her potin took affect.