~Lower Michigan:Funny... I thought you were still alive when the so-called
Toledo War happened... I think it was before Tecumseh died, but I'm not sure.
However, I do know it was before the forced migration of the Cherokee.

Lower and Upper Michigan:Ancients, you might want to intervene between us and
Ohio... Things can get really nasty when arguments about Toledo start up and
it's not college football season...

Personally, I treat Toledo as 'neutral ground' between us, but she doesn't see
it that way.

By the way, 'troll' is a term used by my brother here to describe those that
live south of the Mackinac Bridge.

Upper: Sis, I just heard that Ohio wants to increase spending on defense "in
case that Troll implements Plan 1221"...

Lower: "Plan 1221"? You're kidding. Why would I be involved in that? Maya, if
you can't tell, Ohio's trying to frame me for Dec. 21st... and it's not even
April yet!

Lower Michigan:Sorry about all the letters, but I couldn't help but notice
Oklahoma was writing. You see, he and Texas have the same sort of issue
between myself and that pyro Ohio... At least neither Oklahoma or Texas have
ever set a river on fire!

Mama, if you want disrespectful, look at GEORGIA. He went against the Supreme Court's ruling and FORCEFULLY EJECTED THE CHEROKEE!

Neither Florida or I mean to sound disrespectful, but apparently I'm the only one with enough gall to ask the tough questions. ~

Dear Michigans,

Upper: Maya found out how to go to the physical world, and we'll have to wait until she get's back for her to tell us, or somehow find that strangely elusive 'Roman Empire'. Beliv me, if we could all go back easily we would.

Lower: I don't think I remember any 'Toledo War' but I suppose I must have been alive...maybe I was dealing with something else...And I know you don't mean to sound disrespectful dear.

S-Set a R-RIver on F-Fire! ? What happened? !

Much love, but seriously confused,

Mother

(A/N: Hey Michigan, since these are posted anonymously I can't tell if there is only one of you or not, if there is, can you answer in only one go? It's very hard to keep track of multiple letters from the same person if they're not meant to be answered seperately. Thank you)