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"The Caped Baldy's Fangirls" - People Speech
'The Caped Baldy's Fangirls' - People Thoughts
"The Caped Baldy's Fangirls" – Creature/Robotic Speech/Attack/Television
'The Caped Baldy's Fangirls' - Creature Thoughts
(The Caped Baldy's Fangirls) - Sounds Effect
The Caped Baldy's Fangirls - Day, Date, Time, Place
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Chapter 2: Hanging out with the Baldy
Saturday, July 23th 2015, 09:01 P.M, Earth, A-City, Tatsumaki's Apartment.
The Tornado of Terror, Tatsumaki was currently in her living room, sitting on an expensive sofa and facing a large round table with piles of magazine while she using her psychic power to floated out some of them around herself. It had been six days since her encounter with her savior in Z-City and somehow didn't even remember why she was knocked out there.
All she remembered, was she met with this rude cyborg who mistook her age, she crushed him to the ground with her power, Saitama comes while chasing a MOSQUITO of all thing with pissed looks, a massive numbers of mosquitos crashed onto her which soon to be incinerated by that rude cyborg, she crushed the cyborg again with her power before she turned around to see her savior…
…and everything went black after that.
"AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!" Tatsumaki groaned as she pulled her curly hair in frustration while trying to remember what happened. Was that mosquito creature that knocked her out or was that damn cyborg who did that. But that's impossible. She is the Tornado of Terror, an S-Class Hero Rank 2, one of the strongest hero ever exist (After her savior of course). There is no way that she could be caught off guard just like that.
(DING DONG)
Her trains of thoughts were interrupted when she heard someone ringed her doorbell from the outside.
"Come in!" Tatsumaki called out. A second later, the door opened and revealing a figure who silently walked in our favorite Esper's apartment.
The figure was a young, curvaceous woman with chin length dark green hair and light green eyes. She was wearing a long white fur coat draped over her dark green dress wearing thigh-high black boots and wore several necklaces.
This woman was known as Blizzard of Hell, a B-Class Hero Rank 1, Fubuki who is also a sibling to Tatsumaki. Despite having more womanly figure, Fubuki was the younger sister, five years younger than Tatsumaki who is twenty eight years old.
"You're calling me, sister?" Fubuki asked her older sister.
Tatsumaki merely nodded at the question. "Yes, thanks for coming here, Fubuki." Tatsumaki greeted with a smile before gestured her younger sister to the sofa. "Please, have a seat." Her younger sister did as she was told and sat on the sofa just the opposite from Tatsumaki.
The younger Esper looked at the piles of magazines that were on the table and the ones which were floating around Tatsumaki. Fubuki realized what kind of magazine Tatsumaki was currently reading, those are fashion Magazines for men and it confused Fubuki to see why the hell, the prideful Tornado of Terror would read such magazine.
Fubuki looked back to see her older sister and noticed the troubled looks on her face. As younger sister, Fubuki knew very well when something seems bothered Tatsumaki. Fubuki knew that her older sister had a trust issue considering her past being locked up and experimented.
"Is there problem sister?" Fubuki asked carefully.
"Yes, a very problematic one…" Tatsumaki replied while still reading the magazines that were floating around her. "…AAAAARRRRGGGHHH! I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING GOOD FOR HIM!" Tatsumaki screamed in frustration as she unconsciously sent the magazines flying everywhere with her psychic power, even Fubuki had to duck her head down if she didn't want to get hit by those magazines.
Fubuki slowly came out from her hiding spot after she was sure the storm has gone, only to see her older sister sulked on sofa. "Um…sister, are you okay?" Fubuki asked worriedly, never in her life before she'd ever seen her older sister so depressed like this.
"OKAY? DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY TO YOU? I HAVEN'T THINKING ANY GOOD PRESENT FOR SAITAMA-KUN, OF COURSE I'M FAR FROM BEING OKAY!" Tatsumaki comically screamed to her little sister face.
Fubuki normally would cower in fear right now, but this time she noticed that Tatsumaki was just overreacting over something just like everything else she does. And this time is about a gift. But Fubuki noticed the name of the guy her sister wanted to give a gift so badly.
"Saitama?" The younger Esper raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Isn't he the guy you always talked about, sister?"
Fubuki already heard of a nameless hero (As she put it) named Saitama before from her sister. Tatsumaki told her that he was the one who saved her from a robot named 'The Terminator' and what shocked her to death…literally erased the said Dragon Level Threat robot from existence with ONE and NONCHALANT PUNCH while an S-Class Hero Rank 2 like Tatsumaki couldn't.
"The same…" The green haired Esper replied while still sulking for the lack of idea before she realized he reason why she had called Fubuki here. "…Actually, the reason why I called you here is that I cannot think any good present for him. Do you have an idea what I should give to Saitama-kun?" From her tone alone, you could tell that Tatsumaki's mood has change 180 degree.
Fubuki was sweating like crazy at this. Her older sister had just asked something that wasn't her strong point. Moreover, she was really curious why the hell Tatsumaki would bother to even give that guy a present anyway. But Fubuki was smart enough not to ask her older sister about that, or Tatsumaki will most likely teach her the true meaning of pain for bringing up such thing.
Seeing the older Esper waiting for her answer, Fubuki coughed up her fist and prepared for the worst before answered Tatsumaki's question. "For me, I don't know about the specific object, but I think boys would appreciate a present that was homemade." Fubuki replied, causing Tatsumaki titled her head slightly.
"A homemade present?" Tatsumaki wondered out loud. " So, buying one won't do then?"
"No, no, no…" Fubuki waved her hands at her older sister. "…It's okay if sis wanted to buy a present for this Saitama person. However, I think he would appreciate it more if you made it yourself." Fubuki explained to Tatsumaki who listen her as if daughter listen to her mother talking.
"I see." Our favorite Esper nodded in understanding as she rubbed her chin with her finger while thinking about something that she could make for Saitama. "AHA!" An imaginary light bulb suddenly popped out above her head as she got something. "I think I know what I should give for Saitama-kun." Tatsumaki suddenly rose to her feet and floated in to her kitchen.
Fubuki could hear clearly a very loud noise when someone looking out for something. She could see from the living room some kitchen tools like knifes, spoons, forks, spatulas, were flying out from the kitchen. Hell, she swore that she just saw something that wasn't supposed to be in the kitchen.
'Is that a Car tire? What was that thing doing in the kitchen? Wait a minute, scratch that, the hell did sis have that thing in the first place anyway?' Fubuki really have no idea why such thing was in her sister's kitchen but she thought it would be wise to not asking about it.
A minute later, Tatsumaki floated out from her kitchen as if nothing happen despite in fact her house was in mess right now. Fubuki noticed that her sister had put a green colored apron that was too long for her diminutive figure. Before Fubuki could ask, Tatsumaki threw a white colored apron to her little sister who easily caught it.
"Wear that, Fubuki! We're gonna make the best homemade cake in the world for Saitama-kun!"
Sunday, July 24th 2015, 08:24 A.M, Earth, Z-City, Saitama's Cramped Apartment.
Tatsumaki was standing right in front of her idol's door, her body was sweating like crazy as she audibly gulped. She was really nervous to the point where she couldn't stay still even for a second. She was afraid Saitama wouldn't like her and Fubuki homemade cake.
"Sis, please calm down." Fubuki tried to reassure her older sister which far from being success.
"How I could be calm down if I'm not sure whether he would like our green tea cake or not?" Tatsumaki replied as she held a plastic bag which contains a box of a green tea cake she talked about. The cake was delicious in her and Fubuki's opinion, but she wasn't sure if it's really Saitama's taste.
After all, a green tea cake isn't very common this day.
Fubuki could only sigh tiredly at this. She tagged along with her sister only because she was really curious about this Saitama person looks like. But from the way her sister talked about him, she could tell that he was really an amazing person. And maybe, she could persuade him to join into her Blizzard Group.
"Then, at least we should give it a try." Fubuki said to her sister. Tatsumaki nodded her head before raised a hand to knock on Saitama's door.
(Tok, Tok, Tok)
The older Esper knocked the door three times with her right fist. After waiting for ten second, the door slowly opened, revealing Saitama in his yellow hero outfit he was wearing when he saved her.
"Good morning, Saitama-kun!" Tatsumaki greeted him.
Saitama looked at our favorite Esper for a moment before widened his eyes in realization. "Oh…wait, you're If I'm not wrong…what was it again?" Our favorite Hero was on his thinking pose with his trademark poker face while tried to remember the Esper's name. "Tatamaki…no that's wrong, Takoyaki…no, that's not right either…" Saitama scratched back of his bald head while looking up to his ceiling until seemingly remembered her name. "…Aha, It's Tamagochi isn't it?" He guessed again with his finger pointing at Tatsumaki in accusing manner.
But as soon as he looked back at his guest, he found the green haired Esper sulking on the floor with an imaginary rainstorm above her head after knowing that her idol still couldn't remember her name well. This caused the bald man titled his head in confusion while the other woman, Fubuki can only looked at the bald man in utter disbelief.
'Is this the guy that sister always talked about so highly? He's far from what I imagined. How could he mispronounce the name of very famous hero like sister? And where is the prideful sister I know?' Was that all thought in Fubuki's head.
Tatsumaki looked up to Saitama while her tears comically leaked from her eyes like a river. "Saitama-kun, my name is Tatsumaki! Tat! Su! Ma! Ki!" The green haired Esper wailed like a child.
"Tasuma…Tatuma…" Saitama while wearing his plain face tried to utter her name right but he just couldn't pull it off before he had an idea. "How about I call you 'Tatsu-chan'? Does that sound nice to you?" Our favorite hero offered Tatsumaki his idea, which efficiently brought her back to her cheery mood.
Tatsumaki immediately nodded in agreement. "YES! YES! THAT'S SOUNDS VERY NICE!" Tatsumaki cried out.
Saitama nodded before he remembered something. "Oh right, where is my manner? Come in." Saitama gestured his guests to come in which soon they complied. But as soon as he shut the door.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Saitama heard Tatsu-chan (As he put it) yelled at someone which he knew who it was.
"I could ask you the same thing, what are you doing here in Saitama-sensei's house?" A certain cyborg named Genos asked back the Esper.
"THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS…" Tatsumaki replied loudly before she realized what he just called Saitama. "…WAIT A MINUTE, SENSEI?" Tatsumaki looked at Saitama who just came out from his kitchen while carrying two glass of tea on a tray and served them to his newcomer guests. "WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY SENSEI? IS HE REALLY YOUR DISCIPLE, SAITAMA-KUN?"
Saitama, with his trademark poker face, merely cleaned his sore ear with his pinky while inwardly thought that this 'brat' is so damn loud that almost making him go deaf. "Well, kind of…actually, why are you here again? And who is this woman with you? Is she your mother or something?" He asked train of question to the green haired girl while still wearing his infamous deadpanned face.
His last question successfully made Fubuki spurted out all of her drink while Tatsumaki merely blinked at the question before answered anyway. "Her name is Fubuki. And um…she is actually my younger sister." Tatsumaki answered the question.
(BAM)
Immediately, Saitama slammed the table with his palms and looked directly at Fubuki with shocked expression. "SERIOUSLY?" Saitama literally yelled to the younger Esper who backed away a little from him at the sudden act.
Fubuki merely nodded uneasily because the bald man was so close to her which irked the older Esper slightly. "T-That's true…despite her looks, she is actually twenty eight years old." Fubuki stuttered slightly at answering.
(BAM)
Again, Saitama out of nowhere slammed his table again with his palms and this time, looked directly at Tatsumaki in the eyes, causing a pink hue appeared on her cheeks. "FOR REAL?" This time, Saitama freaked out right in front of Tatsumaki's face, scaring her a little.
Tatsumaki could only nod her head dumbly, reverting back Saitama's face to his deadpanned expression. "Well, sorry for mistook you for a kid." Saitama sincerely apologized while scratched back of his head ankwardly.
"I-I-It's okay, this always happened to me." Tatsumaki stuttered like a giddy school girl.
"Anyway, back to my first question, can you please tell me why you here again." Saitama asked, politely this time.
Breathing heavily, Tatsumaki cleared her throat to calm herself down which didn't work at all. "I-I-I j-just want to g-give you this to you f-for saving me back in M-City." Tatsumaki stuttered again as she held the plastic bag out just enough for Saitama to reach, she did her best to avoid eye contact with the baldy.
"Oh, thanks." Saitama simply thanked to the Esper while standing up from his position and taking the plastic bag from her hands.
Although he was quite shaken a bit at someone thanked him for saving them. It has been three years since he begun his Hero debut and never he got any thanks from the people he saved. It's not like he needs one, but at least it would be nice if just one person noticed what he has been doing and acknowledge his strength and feats despite his unimpressive looks.
The baldy peered into it and saw a box. He pulled out the box from the plastic bag before opened it and his eyes widened in surprise at what he saw. "A cake!" A small sliver of drool escaped his lips and his eyes shone with glee at the sight of a beautiful cake with the letter 'Thank you, Saitama-kun' on it.
Saitama raised a finger and was about to taste the cake if Genos, who had been watching the scene all the time, suddenly stood to his feet. "Object approaching at high speed…It's here!" Genos muttered just loud enough for anyone around him to hear him.
"Huh?" The other raised an eyebrow before out of nowhere, the ceilings collapsed by a green, human sized Mantis creature. Some of the debris even fell directly to the cake that Saitama was about to taste it.
"Kyukyukya, my name is…huh?" In the middle of his speech, the Mantis creature suddenly sent crashing onto the wall by an invisible yet powerful force, splattering his body on the said wall which been tainted by his green blood.
"HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY HOMEMADE CAKE THAT I GIVE TO SAITAMA-KUN? DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA THAT I HAD TO SPEND ALL THE NIGHT JUST TO MAKE ONE?" Tatsumaki exclaimed at the new dead Mantis creature with her body glowed in green as her hair flaring like a wave. "AND YOU'D BETTER PAY FOR SAITAMA-KUN'S CEILING!"
Fubuki merely backed away at this, fully knowing that her sister was utterly pissed. But soon, she narrowed her eyes and looked at random direction. "Sister, there are two more outside. I can sense one of them is some sort of telepath." Fubuki called out which gained attention from Saitama and Tatsumaki.
"Sensei, just leave them to me!" Genos suddenly announced as he ran towards balcony.
"Not if I got them first!" Tatsumaki too announced as she followed Genos to the balcony.
Fubuki merely looked at her sister and wondered, why did she seem hate the cyborg anyway. Her thought were interrupted when she noticed that the bald man her sister admired was gone.
'Wait a minute, where did he go?' She thought in shock before ran towards balcony and looked down to the road. Her eyes widened in pure shock when she saw two monsters half buried in the ground from the waist up, upside down with the bald guy was standing between them. 'How did he get there without being noticed?' Fubuki thought to herself in pure surprise. She also could see the shocked expression the cyborg and her prideful sister had on their face right now, which indicating that they also didn't see that coming.
"Don't bust other people's ceilings! Can you guys just come through the door like those people doing?" Saitama said irritatingly as he jerked her thumb back at his guests, despite the two monsters probably couldn't even heard him since their upper body were buried to the ground.
And suddenly, two sharp claws popped out from the ground and grabbed Saitama's feet before pulled and quickly burying him up to neck level.
"SAITAMA-KUN!" "SENSEI!" Tatsumaki and Genos called out for Saitama in panic.
The two were about to help him but Saitama stopped them. "No no no, I'm fine…but, I kinda feel like a…bamboo shot." Saitama spoke calmly despite having almost his entire body was buried to the ground.
"Elevated energy levels detected." A robotic voice sounded from behind Tatsumaki and Genos before suddenly something crashed behind them with lightning and dust.
The two turned around to see a massive cyborg with a gorilla head. His body was protected by full plate armor adorned with spikes on its shoulders, knee pads, and gauntlets. The armor's belt buckle resembled a gorilla's face, and the chest plate features a custom patch featuring the letters 'A' and 'G' arranged in a diamond shape.
'A cyborg?' Genos thought as he widened his eyes a little before narrowed in back in suspicious. 'could it be…?'
"You two are not the target." The cyborg stated in robotic fashion.
"Oi, what's going on back there? I can't see anything." Saitama craned his neck here and there but couldn't see the intruder in his current 'situation'.
"MOVE!" The cyborg jumped and raised its right fist and attacked the two. Tatsumaki evaded it by hovering away while Genos merely jumped before delivered a swift kick to the gorilla cyborg's chest before jumped away to gain some distance.
Genos quickly closed the distance and charged his energy to his left palm. The gorilla cyborg attempted to crush the smaller cyborg with its right fist again, but Genos avoided it before smashed his left palm to his opponent's chest, firing a large torrent of flames which incinerated everything within radius a hundred meters.
Genos thought that his incinerated blast had seemingly incinerated the gorilla cyborg. However, the said gorilla cyborg suddenly jumped out from the flames and intent to smash Genos to smithereens. Fortunately, Genos managed to jumped away just in time before the gorilla cyborg crushed him like what he did to the ground where he just standing on.
"I'm the pinnacle of the House of Evolution's science…Armored Gorilla!" The cyborg introduced itself as Armored Gorilla while it climbed up from the hole it just made. "Your attack means nothing to me."
"The House of Evolution you say? What does it want with Saitama-sensei?" Genos questioned while watching everyone of its movement.
"It is none of your business, also it is our rule anyone who oppose use be eliminate without fail." Armored Gorilla walked closer to Genos until it was right in front of him and towered over the smaller cyborg. "I must destroy you now!" AG declared in robotic fashion while Genos was prepared for anything.
Meanwhile, Tatsumaki and Fubuki, who finally decided to get her ass off from the second floor, were attempting to lift our favorite hero, who still had his deadpanned expression, from the ground with their respective psychic power. Despite giving all their effort, the Esper sister couldn't even make the baldy budged at all. That's just showed that Saitama was immune to their power.
Fubuki and Tatsumaki fell to their knee while panting heavily. The older Esper looked at her idol with tired, yet awe eyes. 'H-He shrugged off my power like it was nothing…SOOOOO COOOOOOOOL!' Tatsumaki thought and squealed inwardly at the last part.
After all, never in her life before she encountered someone that can effortlessly resist her powerful psychic power.
"S-Sister, why couldn't we lift him from the ground? Your power should be more than enough to lift a skyscraper with ease?" Fubuki asked her older sister in confusion.
"It's simple…Saitama-kun is just that awesome to be affected by our psychic power." Tatsumaki squealed girlishly while Fubuki merely sweat-dropped at her sister's answer.
But before anyone could do anything else, a large creature suddenly looming over the two and Saitama. "Hehehe…it would appear you're in what they call a 'tight spot'." The creature said that to Saitama.
It was a large, male humanoid lion, with a full mane and tail. In spite of his humanoid, five-digit hands, he still wields sharp claws on his fingers and padded, four-toed feet. He also wore a black shirt, animal furs on his shoulder and a leopard-skin cloth around his waist, secured by heavy chains and a belt with a lion-head buckle. There were bracelets on both his wrists and ankles, and bracers on both biceps.
"Splendid work, Ground Dragon!" The humanoid lion seemingly talk to his comrade.
Sure enough, a child size mole creature with large claws and kanji characters which means 'Ground Dragon' suddenly popped out from the road, just a few meters away from the group. "It's complicated things if-" In the middle of its sentences, Ground Dragon's body suddenly imploded, spraying his bloods and limbs everywhere.
"THAT'S FOR BURYING SAITAMA-KUN!" Tatsumaki exclaimed in fury before turned her attention to the humanoid lion who wisely backed away slightly. "You disgust me, be gone!" Tatsumaki swept her left hand, causing the humanoid lion to implode just like what happened to Ground Dragon and killing him instantly.
"Wow!" Saitama suddenly popped out from the ground, which shocked Tatsumaki and Fubuki slightly after he watched the scene. A small smile appeared on his face while he was quite impressed at Tatsumaki's power. "That's quite impressive Tatsu-chan!" He complemented the green haired Esper, effectively making her blush.
"T-T-Thank you, Saitama-kun!" The girl stuttered like an idiot, but in the inside, she was cheering to herself that knowing that she just made a good impression to her idol.
(BAM)
The three heard a loud noise and looked at the source to find Genos leveled his right palm at the now limbless Armored Gorilla while readied to fire anytime.
"I have something to ask to you. Answer the question or be eliminate, your choice." Genos stated menacingly to Armored Gorilla who merely stared at his impassively.
"It is you who will be eliminated, you foolish people." Despite having his limbs missing, AG still talked in his robotic fashion. "I'm actually, the third most powerful fighter in House of Evolution. At your current level, you will never defeat the Beast King, the second most powerful fighter in House of Evolution…you will be destroyed by him." As AG finished talking, Tatsumaki threw his face with something soft and wet.
The gorilla looked down to see an eye rolled in front of him. "Is that what you mean?" Tatsumaki asked the gorilla nonchalantly.
The gorilla stared at the group for a moment but he finally gave in. "L-Look...I-I'm really sorry! I'll tell you everything! Just please don't kill me!" He suddenly pleaded to the group, this time without some robotic fashion shit.
"What happened to your robotic voice?" Saitama inquired curiously with his deadpanned expression.
"I'm sorry, I was just trying to sound cool that's all."
To Be Continued