~Detroit:Ah, my true mother. It's been a long time since I've seen you. Please
ignore Ohio's comments about me. At least I haven't gone bankrupt like
Cleveland once did, and yes, my older sister, the Lower Peninsula, is correct
about Ohio setting a river on fire. Oddly enough, Cleveland was involved in
that, too!
Personally, I have nothing against you, Ohio. It's just that being 60 miles
from Toledo makes me a target for her taunts...
Mama Native America, "Little Rhody", as he's known, was born in either
1790 or 1791. I believe you were still alive at that point.
All Orlando knows about is happiness and everything ending "happily
ever after". If he knew what I know about the world, he wouldn't be talking
out of his **. Yes, I've seen tough times, but that has taught me that life
isn't fair.
As for "Star Wars", ask Hollywood about that.
Aztec, I know a lot about "human sacrifice"... Here, it's known as 'murder',
apparently.
Orlando will never learn, I guess... It'd be really funny if somehow
she ended up in the spirit world without actually dying... Imagine the look on
her face when she saw you guys face-to-face!
She needs to be taught a lesson, you know. I know all about tough love, and
I'm not afraid to help you guys (as I got to know you guys before you died, of
course)~
Dear Detroit,
Hello again dear, it has indeed been awhile. And Just because I was alive at that point does not mean I was allowed anywhere near her after she was born. Wait... the lake did catch Fire? How horrible! How could a lake even catch fire in the first place? And Yes I hope Maya teaches My great grandson a lesson.
Much love,
Mother
(A/N:same goes to you Detroit, all in one 'letter' please? Thank you.)