~Sorry... Um, mom?
I was only 5 when the civil war happened y'all know! Now I'm 14, human years
of course, and Alfred still won't listen to me! And I can't shoot him cause
Canada took my guns! Completely unfair!
Canada says thank you for remembering him. No one remembers him besides Me,
the states, and Prussia. Even Alfred doesn't remember him most of the time.
What's wrong with my name? Though Dixie is a kinda different name... What was
the one you were 'bout to call me?
Sorry for my langrage. I just really hate France. But really has Lousianna
written to you or something? It's been a week and I'm starting to get worried.
I'll be in trouble with Alfred if he finds out.
Dixie C. Jones~
Dear ...Dixie,
Yes I remember that you were quite young, but you still had enough sense of self to declare war on your brother. And I hope Canada did! Those pesky guns are very dangerous! Speaking of Canada, tell him he's welcome, but I'd never forget any of my children.
She doesn't like 'Dixie' because it's a dirextly French name, hence, much more white than allot of her children's 'new names'. And she was about to call you Leotie. That's the name she gave you.
Aztec is no longer available. He had an appointment with a grizzly bear. Please ignore all he just said. It's no big deal really. And I'm sorry dear, I haven't heard from Louisiana...
Anyway, much love,
Mother