Letters to the Ancient Americas

by my-dear-fangirl

Laugh, sob, rage, but mainly laugh as the ancients from the Americas: Native America, Aztec, Maya,and Inca answer your letters... let the in-fighting begin... Rated T to be careful. FINISHED

131. Orlando 8

~Ancients

I'll never stop being a jerk. It's too much fun. Now, I can insult Maya
anytime I want. Aztec, I've met someone who ripped out more hearts then your
people and also dissected people alive. He's called The Caretaker. Inca,
your gods have the personality of mountains. Great-grandma, I sent a copy of
Pocahontas to you with this letter.

Orlando~

Disrespectful descendant,

Really? Is that why Maya sent us a letter telling how you started sobbing the minute you walked through the door to see her on the other side? I'm sure she's taken a switch to you countless times already. Aztec says he doesn't care about such a thing, he only pities this 'caretaker' for how mad he must really be. I don't care, your opinions means nothing to me. And Awenasa is wondering why everyone even bothers sending these 'movies' Hollywood sent us a couple of 'televisions' but nothing to power them with. S, your prank has been determined null and void.

Inca