Days Later: After RAW
"Are you sure you don't want to stay with me for the week?" John asked as he and Randy walked out to his bus
"I don't know how to answer that. Of course I want to stay but I have to get back to work…so no I'm not sure but I have to would be the right answer." John gave a puzzled look
"For the record I don't know what you just said but I take it you're still going home."
"I'm still going home." Randy said as he laughed
"Well there's a car waiting to drive you to the airport."
"Your preparedness is so attractive."
"Thank you."
"But of course if there was no car I'd be all but forced to get on your bus and just stay with you."
"You're evil. You knew the car would be there."
"Did I?" The older man snarled. "There are people waiting for you…and I guess anyone else who comes out."
"Let me sign some autographs."
"Sure. I'll just wait by the bus."
"You don't have to." John replied releasing the taller man's hand and walking over to the fans who stayed behind. Randy took the phone from his pocket to check any messages he may have received
Codes: you got laid didn't you? I saw you on camera and you looked so delightful
Randy: I'm just excited about meeting jelly toast that's all
Codes: yea right. Was it good or is he as stiff in bed as he is in the ring?
Randy laughed loudly then covered his mouth as not to draw attention to himself. It was already too late
Randy: I just let out the raunchiest laugh. Thanks a lot
Codes: I was blessed with comedic timing and I might as well use it
Randy: we don't want that going to waste
Codes: you didn't answer my question
Randy: I don't remember you asking one
Codes: I'll take that as a yes…about you getting laid not him being an all-around stiff worker. You would have told me that part already
Randy: I hope you're asleep when I get home. Take some Nyquil
Codes: you is so rude. Anyway. Me and jelly toast will probably be sleeping when you get home so keep it down
Randy: because I'm the loud one. Got it
Codes: see you in the morning
Randy: see ya
He slipped the phone back in his pocket in time to see John approaching him
"Everything alright?"
"Mmhm. Just talking to Codes."
"When you laughed all loud like you did I figured he had something to do with it."
"He asked me if you were as stiff in bed as you are in the ring." Even John laughed at that
"What did you tell him?"
"I avoided the question like I usually do with him."
"Uh-huh." He grunted opening the backdoor to the SUV waiting for Randy. "Let me know when you get home. I'm sure I'll still be awake."
"You have terrible sleeping habits so you probably will be." The older man ducked his head inside and kissed Randy deeply
"I don't know why I like you so much." He said pulling back and brushing a thumb over one of the younger man's cheekbones. "You're awful." Randy gave a playful smirk. "Oh now I remember."
"Go get on your bang bus so I can leave." They kissed again
"Don't forget to let me know,"
"When I get home. I know. I got it."
"You ever been to Florida?"
"Yes. Who hasn't?"
"Did you like it?"
"Yea."
"Okay. Has Cody?"
"Yes." John nodded
"I'll call you."
"John." He kissed the man again
"Bye." Then shut the car door. The SUV drove Randy to the airport and when time came he boarded the plane and got comfortable in his first class seat. Before putting his phone in airplane mode he checked in on social media
CodyRhodes me and my boy jelly toast
Randy fav'd and retweeted the picture of his best friend and the kitten resting in his lap. He was still mad but the dumb thing was cuter than anything should ever be
CodyRhodes RandyOrton where are you?
" RandyOrton: CodyRhodes where are you?"
On the plane waiting for it to finish boarding so we can take off
CodyRhodes oh. Okay. Back to regular life now I suppose
RandyOrton RT " CodyRhodes oh. Okay. Back to regular life now I suppose" Yep #ButMissingMyBoyAlready
CodyRhodes omg. Stop it. Got me and jelly toast dabbing our eyes over here. You'll be back together soon enough RandyOrton
RandyOrton I guess. I'm not calling that cat jelly toast, btw CodyRhodes
CodyRhodes oh yes the hell you will RandyOrton
RandyOrton RT " CodyRhodes oh yes the hell you will RandyOrton" *laughing emoji* okay. Whatever you say
CodyRhodes mmhm. Goodnight
RandyOrton RT " CodyRhodes mmhm. Goodnight" goodnight
Before he put his phone away for good Randy received a notification that someone fav'd his tweet. John had then made one of his own
JohnCena thank you Denver! You were great as always! Off to New Mexico on the #BB…well the #NBB for now
Randy laughed as he fav'd the tweet
"Better be a no bang bus." He muttered
A Week Later
"So," Cody said stepping into Randy's room. "You're on the Internet."
"I know I'm on the Internet. I have my own blog."
"No. I mean the – damn it you're on Tumblr."
"You mean my blog or me?"
"You. I mean you." Randy took Cody's iPad and scrolled through the John Cena tag
"Oh wow. What have I ever done to these people?"
"Seen John Cena's holy junk, been on his bus…were born?"
"This is kind of ridiculous."
"It gets better."
"Doubtful."
"I searched your name on Twitter,"
"So you definitely meant worse when you said better?"
"The worse thing I found was someone calling you a too tan Ken doll." Randy laughed
"My tan is perfect."
"John's not complaining."
"I thought the worst thing you found was comments about my tan. I'm definitely being called a side hoe in this tweet."
"Oh yea, I saw that but I thought it was funny so I didn't say anything."
"Cody."
"What?"
"I'm not a hoe!" The younger laughed
"Well I know that and you know that and John knows that so who cares? They would also call you names if they knew just how long you actually made John wait because they're jealous. Let them be."
"I will respond though if they me."
"I expect you to stick up for yourself."
"Clowns."
"Atta boy." Randy chuckled
"Get out of my room and take crusty bread with you." Cody gasped
"We don't have to take this Jelly Toast, let's go."
….
Randy was in the kitchen seasoning bone-in pork chops for him and Cody to have for dinner when his phone rang
"Hello?"
"I miss you."
"New number. Who dis?"
"I don't know why I keep coming back for this punishment." Randy laughed
"Probably those amazing blowjobs you magically talk me into giving."
"Definitely number one on a list of reasons to like you."
"What's up?"
"So we're going to be in Florida for a week and I wanted to invite you and Cody to stay at my place and come to a few shows or all of them if you want to." The tall man's stomach did flips
"Seriously John?"
"Yes."
"You want to invite me and Cody to your house?"
"Yes."
"What about toast points?"
"No. The cat has to stay."
"I figured. Cody's mom can watch him I suppose. She wants to take him anyway. Codes!" Randy called
"I don't need to hear."
"Sorry."
"Yes?"
"Repeat what you just told me John." He spoke engaging the speaker function of his phone
"Hey Cody."
"Hi John."
"I just told Randy that I'm inviting the both of you to come stay at my house for a week while the company's in Florida."
"Grape jelly has to stay."
"You're going to respect my cat, Randy. His name is Jelly Toast."
"We'll see."
"Anyway, what are we talking about here? You know I'm game. You got Wi-Fi?"
"I have Wi-Fi." John said with a laugh
"I'm already there. When are we actually going?"
"I'll fly you guys out two days before, if that's okay, so in about two weeks."
"That should give me time to check-in with my nursing homes and make sure they're squared away then just work from my laptop in Florida."
"You know what you need to do. Get it done."
"How long on those chops?" Cody asked
"John, my side piece is bitching about dinner."
"You would know all about side pieces, hoe." He said walking away
"What was that all about?"
"People on Twitter calling me a side hoe."
"Say what now?"
"I'm being associated with you and pictures of us, me, are circulating and I've been called a side hoe."
"I don't even know what that is."
"They're implying that I'm one of many…probably that you keep on the bang bus."
"It's only you."
"I know that. People are being mean toward me."
"It makes me look bad too."
"I know."
"Should I declare my undying affection for only you?"
"No because I already know it and I'm who matters."
"Well damn."
"My self-esteem isn't in the gutter and you go out of your way to keep me happy. Never once have I thought I wasn't the only one and I don't feel like you can fake that…unless you're the player of all players."
"I assure you I am not. Could you imagine?"
"No but I couldn't imagine a lot of the things I've learned about you." John laughed
Two Weeks Later: Tampa, FL
"Oh dear God." Cody said getting out of the car that pulled up in front of John Cena's mansion. "This place is huge!"
"Yea it is."
"Let's hurry so we can see the inside." Randy chortled. Before getting to the door it opened and John was standing there. Randy left his bag where it was, walked up to the man and kissed him. John lifted the man off his feet and the tall man wrapped his legs around. Cody laughed quietly at the two dorks
"Do you mind if the two of us leave you here alone for a little while? I want to go out for lunch."
"Of course not. I realize I'm third wheeling a little bit."
"There's food here for you. Hot and cold."
"Then you guys can stay out as late as you want. I'll be floating around the pool with a plate."
"Just try not to drop food in the water, okay?"
"Not making any guarantees."
"You invited him." Randy commented
"I'm regretting that decision. Come on." John said directing Randy toward the stairs
"Do I need to change?"
"…well you need to get undressed so I guess technically."
"Oh…oh!"
"Yea I'll be outside until the two of you leave."
Upstairs: John's Bedroom
The older man closed his eyes and enjoyed letting Randy sit on top and ride him hard. The man had technique in everything he did when they were in the bedroom and John was a huge fan of it all. He could feel the man's muscles clenching as he would push downward. He pushed down and John thrust upward
"Oh my God!" Randy shouted feeling every inch of his boyfriend inside him. Turned on even more he grabbed the older man's hands as they rested on his waist and bounced up and down as he clenched. John met each thrust and it was like they were in the race
"Shit…slow down babe. I don't want to cum yet."
"But I'm almost there."
"Fuck it. Me too." The men kept their pace before erupting and filling the room with loud grunts and panting
….
"Wow. You look nice John." Cody said munching on a large pineapple piece
"Thank you."
"I've never seen you with normal clothes before."
"Yea, no jorts at home."
"And your shirt's a normal color."
"Bye Cody." John said chuckling
"See you later Codes."
"Have fun you two." Randy and John went out to the garage and the tall man was taken aback by all the luxury cars housed there
"I'm feeling the red Ferrari."
"Okay." Randy choked out, his mouth suddenly dry
"That okay with you?"
"Mmhm." The men hopped in the car and the younger man smiled at the engine's roar. As John was driving he reached over and rested his arm across Randy's knee. The other man threaded their fingers together
"I'm sorry." The older man said pulling into a parking space at the restaurant. "I didn't even ask what you wanted to eat."
"This place is fine. I'm so hungry I don't even care quite honestly."
"Yea we were supposed to have eaten at least 30 minutes ago. I thought I could hold out but when I saw you…nope."
"I won't say that I did it on purpose but," John giggled a little. Inside the restaurant he quickly checked his phone and saw a notification
RandyOrton can I have this every day? Please 3 instagram p/zumeRUjUP/
He clicked on the link and saw the picture of his and Randy's hands that the other man had taken in the car. Throwing caution to the wind and totally stepping outside his private box, John RT'd it
JohnCena RT " RandyOrton can I have this every day? Please? 3 instagram p/zumeRUjUP/" 3
Randy felt his phone vibrate against the table
"You saw my tweet and RT'd it didn't you?"
"Maybe."
"Weasel."
"I should have told you, asked you rather, before doing it but I'm tired of hiding my happy." The taller man crossed his arms over his chest
"Hiding your happy?"
"Yes. You make me happy." The arms unfolded
"You make me happy too."
"Don't sound so depressed about it."
"Eh." The men ordered their lunch and talked in between bites
"How long would it take to get to an NXT taping from here? Cody and I both want to see one of those."
"Um," John said wiping his mouth. "We can check the schedule when we get back to the house and I'll let you know. If it's not too far of a distance you can take one of my cars and drive up there."
"I can rent a car John."
"For what? My cars are way better anyway."
"Oh geez. This is why I keep you humble."
Later
"Does he really know what he's doing? You can tell me." John whispered to Randy
"Yes. Codes is a master of the grill…which is why I cook dinner for us 9 times out of 10."
"You better not be talking about me over there John Cena."
"He had to use my whole name?"
"You said he was a character."
"Is that your phone again?"
"Yes. I'm getting so many notifications on Twitter and Instagram. Now people are commenting on my pictures."
"Why do you have notifications on?"
"I didn't get this many notifications six hours ago so it wasn't bad. I have some clients on Twitter, not many but enough."
NotTodaySatan so apparently RandyOrton is dating John Cena. Who the fuck is he?
MuchoMas RT " NotTodaySatanso apparently RandyOrton is dating John Cena. Who the fuck is he?" probably just fucking cena. He can't wrestle or find decent people to date
"Stop looking at it."
"I told you what would happen if they me."
"Aw shit…well what did they say?" Randy read the conversation. "I do like the conversations between you and Cody better."
RandyOrton RT " NotTodaySatan so apparently RandyOrton is dating John Cena. Who the fuck is he?" Who are you?
NotTodaySatan not some whiny bitch boy on twitter that's for sure RandyOrton
RandyOrton RT " NotTodaySatan not some whiny bitch boy on twitter that's for sure RandyOrton" could have fooled me. ing someone you don't know to talk shit about them. How odd and desperate
"I'm going to step away from Twitter right now and set the table." John grabbed the man's arm from his lounge chair as he walked by
"Are you upset?" He asked
"Perplexed is a better word. I just don't get it." Randy stepped inside the house and grabbed the plates and flatware he had set out earlier and went back outside to start setting the table where he, Cody and John would eat. John had given him carte blanche around the house so he familiarized himself with the layout and where things were. He looked under in a cabinet and found a platter for Cody to put the steaks on when they were finished
"I need to get a picture of this masterpiece." Cody stated getting his phone out
"Don't get hurt patting yourself on the back, Codes."
"I won't, pal." He said typing. "Posted to IG and you're tagged."
"My phone's in the house."
"The pictures will be there when you're ready." Randy rolled his eyes making John laugh
Later
"Are you off tomorrow?" Randy asked kissing the older man
"Yes."
"Do you normally get two days off in a row?"
"Hell no but 25% of the time it's by choice."
"Why?"
"It's my job and I feel like I'm supposed to do these things. You know, like the Make-A-Wish meetings."
"Well I can understand that."
"Oh, I got you guys' tickets for the show the day after tomorrow in Largo."
"When the hell did you do that?"
"Earlier. Don't question my skill set, okay?"
"Why don't we work on that move set of yours?"
"Here we go."
"I know you can wrestle!" John laughed
"I feel like you're accusing me of something with that tone."
"I am. I'm accusing you of phoning it in, you jackass."
"So I guess this means you're not going to buy one of my shirts or any merch?"
"Get your jokes in now, Felix."
"I will. Are we going to watch this movie or not?"
"We can but you know we're both going to fall asleep."
"More than likely. Goodnight babe."
"Goodnight." After checking his morning alarm, Randy took a picture of his and John's legs under the sheet with the large flat screen in view and the opening title card of The Philadelphia Story. He captioned the picture then posted it to his Instagram account
"I don't want to be worshipped. I want to be loved." – Tracy Lord
#Goodnight #AndSweetDreams
Next Morning
His body was accustom to waking up early but Randy set his alarm anyway. He was awake and shutting the alarm off in less than half a second. Swinging his legs to the side of the bed Randy washed up in the bathroom then unfolded his yoga mat and started stretching
Almost 40 minutes later John woke up and patted the bed looking for his boyfriend then remembered. He sat up and saw him in a pose John was sure would have broken his own back. The older man picked up his phone and started recording
"Good morning." He said laying at the foot of the bed
"Good morning." Randy replied from the two-legged inverted staff pose. "Did I wake you?"
"No. You're as silent as a trained assassin." John said and stopped recording. The tall man lowered himself to the floor and flipped over. The older man watched him go into the lotus then smiled noticing how at peace the younger man was. Maybe he should give yoga a try
"What do you know about trained assassins?" Randy asked standing up
"What don't I know? And who knows what I do in my spare time or while you're sleeping."
"You do me in your spare time and snore all goddamn night so I know you're not sneaking out and offing people."
"I thought people were calm and centered after doing yoga?"
"They are."
"Why are you cursing at me?"
"I cursed…but not at you. I'm going to take my shower."
"Do you have to right now? I've got some spare time." The younger man smirked and tossed his yoga mat to the side before leaning down and playfully kissing the other man's lips then he kissed him harder. He maneuvered his body around until he was on the bed and moaned feeling John's warm body pressed up against his. The older man then pulled away and undressed the other and then himself prior to smearing a bit of lube onto Randy and slipping inside of him. It was still early in the morning and there was no need to rush so both men took their time. John moving his hips slowly but thrusting deeply and Randy moving his own hips slowly against John's. The taller man dug his fingers into the other's oblique muscles and held tight as John started to pound him
"Fuck." He whispered breathing heavily. John grunted his seed flowing into the man under him. "Oh my god." Randy breathed and kissed John. "I love spare time." The older man began laughing
….
"Well, well, well," Cody said when Randy and John walked into the kitchen. "I was hoping that nothing had happened to you two."
"What could possibly happen?"
"Who knows? You guys seem a little on the nasty side."
"Oh stop." Randy said going in the fridge. "You didn't eat did you?"
"No. I've been down here starving waiting on you. I was about to knock on the door."
"Boy, if you had knocked on that door." John spoke
"Yea, I already know."
"Is everyone okay with fiesta eggs and turkey sausage?"
"I am."
"I am too, babe."
"That was a great video you posted, John. I'm following you on Instagram now."
"What's with the two of you jumping on the John Cena bandwagon all late and wrong? Randy didn't follow me on Twitter until I started following him and you start following me on IG when? This morning?"
"The real question is are you following me? But in my defense, your account just has a bunch of strange pictures on it and I don't get it. The video was cute and the first thing you've posted that made any sense to me."
"What did you post, Felix?" The tall man inquired while cracking eggs. John smiled
"You doing yoga." Cody supplied. "But the hashtags were so damn cute." He added
"Oh?" Randy said with a smile. His friend found the video and turned his phone toward him. He watched and read the caption:
This is what I wake up to #IGotABadYogi #ButSeriously #ThisIsTooEarly #TotalBabe
Later: Pool
"Have you been on Twitter lately?"
"Oh no, Randy's not going on Twitter. Give it a while and let it blow over."
"It's not going to blow over, John. And you just put a video up on IG."
"What are the two of you talking about?"
"I responded to someone who me last night."
"Oh. Yea, I saw that. I've heard you verbally assault people so I know that was tame."
"Be nice." John said placing a hand on either side of Randy's face and giving him a kiss
"For the record, I am nice. He started it."
"Randy."
"Give me another kiss and I'll be quiet for now."
"I don't think that's a fair trade; however, I do like to kiss you so I'm going to agree to this." Randy laughed
The three men stayed around the house all day getting in and out of the pool and snacking on the food John had ordered for them all
"Do you ever cook?" Cody asked
"Me? Absolutely not. No."
"Why?"
"I'm on the road most of the time and when I'm home I don't want to. I'm rich bitch." Cody and Randy both laughed
"Fair enough."
Next Day
John's very short-lived vacation was over and he needed to get back on the road, in Florida luckily, for a show WWE was having that night. Cody and Randy wouldn't be attending since they had tickets to the NXT show that night in Largo. That morning John had kissed Randy while he was in the one-legged king pigeon and left the house. Later on, both of the guys got on their laptops, utilizing John's Wi-Fi, and made sure they got some work done before being fired
….
"Cody! We have to go!" Randy yelled upstairs
"I'm here. How long is the drive?"
"45 minutes to an hour depending on the traffic."
"We better get going then. What car are we taking?"
"I don't like that icky grin you just hit me with."
"C'mon. I know you're excited to drive one."
"Hell yea I am." They went out to the enormous garage then stood there. Randy got his phone out and snapped a picture. Cody watched him laugh to himself as his fingers moved about the screen of his phone
"What are you doing?"
"Being a dick." The older of the two men posted the picture on Instagram and Twitter
RandyOrton instagram p/zumeRUjUP/ #Eenie #Meenie #Miney #OrMoe?
Those that clicked the link or scrolled through IG would see four of John's cars. A Ferrari, a Mercedes, a Maserati and a Bentley Continental GT
"I say we take the Ferrari."
"We're not driving a Ferrari to watch NXT. I mean they're good but seriously…and I'm quite sure John would skin me alive if something happened to it."
"No he wouldn't."
"Well I'm not going to find out. We're taking the Bentley." Before he was able to start the car Randy's phone buzzed. He laughed reading the tweet
SaveYourself RT " RandyOrton instagram p/zumeRUjUP/ #Eenie #Meenie #Miney #OrMoe?" so which one is it?
RandyOrton the Bentley SaveYourself
SaveYourself cena must really be a nice guy RandyOrton
RandyOrton RT " SaveYourself cena must really be a nice guy RandyOrton"the nicest. Hey, gtg. Have a good one SaveYourself
SaveYourself RandyOrton yea you too bro
He finally started the car then he and Cody set off to Largo Florida. The men, and John's car, made it safely to Minnreg Hall. They went inside, found their seats and waited for the show to start
AllTimeLow I didn't know men could be gold-diggers but then there's RandyOrton
Cody and Randy both laughed
"These people are so stupid." Cody acknowledged
"I wonder what they hope to accomplish by doing this."
"Who the hell knows?"
RandyOrton RT " AllTimeLow I didn't know men could be gold-diggers but then there's RandyOrton"guess you better hide your man then. He's next
Cody laughed loudly
"They're going to fuck you up for that."
"And watch me troll the shit out of them for it. You hate me but your favorite doesn't. That makes sense." Prior to the lights dimming and the show starting they took a ridiculous duck-face selfie with sunglasses on and Cody posted it
CodyRhodes blind to the haters RandyOrton? instagram p/zumeRUjUP/ #ButSeriouslyYall #YouLookCrazy
RandyOrton RT " CodyRhodes blind to the haters RandyOrton?" *sunglasses emoji*
That Night
"I'm going to get ready for bed." Randy announced as he stood
"You always were a party pooper."
"I'm tired and have to get up early."
"You don't really. You can yoga your little heart out at 8 or 9 a.m. just like you would at 4:45 or whenever the hell your ass gets up."
"I've been getting up a little after 6 for your information."
"Thank you for that information but "a little after 6" still isn't 8 or 9."
"…shut up." Randy retorted since it was the only thing he could think to say
"Clever. When's John coming back?"
"I don't know. He might not be back tonight."
"Oh. Goodnight then."
"Goodnight Codes."
Later
Randy felt the bed dip deeply and reached over
"It's me. Go back to sleep."
"Hey you." The younger man said groggily and John smiled
"Hi. Sorry I woke you. My assassin skills aren't as good as yours."
"That's okay babe. You'll learn." John was pretty sure the other man was actually still sleeping. He kissed him then settled between the sheets but before he fell asleep, Randy moved closer and draped an arm over him. "G'night." He mumbled
"Night."
Next Day
"The show's in Tampa tonight so the two of you can ride with me on the bus there but you have to bring a change of clothes because we're not coming back until late the next night…after our last show."
"Okay." The other two men said in unison
"I like this cohesion amongst our little group here."
"Felix."
"What? I'm just saying."