A Month Later
"What's going on with the Vitamix?" Cody called over to Randy who was on the couch
"What do you mean? I used it this morning and cleaned it like I normally do, which requires running it, and it worked fine."
"It ain't working now."
"Did you break my Vitamix!?"
"No. I just got here!"
"So now I need a stand mixer and another fucking Vitamix? That's going to cost like $1300 total."
"That sucks." Randy eyed the smaller man. "What?"
"You broke it and you're over there talking about that sucks." He mocked
"Sorry but I could take it or leave it."
"Well when I get a new one don't you touch it. Your option now is to just leave it."
"Are you really going to do that to me?"
"Watch me."
RandyOrton does anyone know where I can get these two items for less than the 3 million it's going to cost me? pic. twitter GHylmL
He posted a picture of a 5200 Deluxe Vitamix in stainless steel finish along with a Cuisinart 7-quart stand mixer, also in stainless steel
DiAna007 you can try ebay or craigslist RandyOrton
RandyOrton " DiAna007 you can try ebay or craigslist RandyOrton" I feel like I'm asking for a whole lot of trouble if I do that. No shade but it seems gross. Thank you for the suggestion though
DiAna007 no problem RandyOrton. My mom gets stuff there and it works fine but she does run it through the dishwasher on hot 7 times in a row. Do you cook a lot?
RandyOrton lol. And yes, I do cook a ton DiAna007
It was nice to have a normal conversation with a person on Twitter for once but that was short lived
JaysN maybe you can ask JohnCena to buy your broke ass one RandyOrton
RandyOrton " JaysN maybe you can get JohnCena to buy your broke ass one RandyOrton" broke? I'm broke now? When did this happen?
JaysN when you got on twitter bcuz you dnt want to pay the $ RandyOrton
RandyOrton I don't even know why I responded to you since you're clearly still going through the process of evolution judging by your typing skills or lack-there-of JaysN
JohnCena "maybe you can ask JohnCena to buy your broke ass one RandyOrton" thank you for mentioning me JaysN. Now RandyOrton doesn't have to ask. I have some time to kill. Ordering them now. Sending to your house
Randy burst out laughing then told Cody what just happened
CodyRhodes you know what you have to do now RandyOrton. You owe someone a big thank you
RandyOrton "you know what you have to do now RandyOrton. You owe someone a big thank you" seriously. Thanks so much JaysN for sticking your nose where it didn't belong. You mad or nah?
JohnCena what happened to your other #Vitamix RandyOrton?
RandyOrton " JohnCena what happened to your other #Vitamix RandyOrton?" CodyRhodes broke it
CodyRhodes I did not! RandyOrton JohnCena
RandyOrton " CodyRhodes I did not! RandyOrton JohnCena" yes he did then tried to play it off by asking me what happened to it
JohnCena lol. Why'd you do it CodyRhodes? Or was it #JellyToast?
CodyRhodes " JohnCena lol. Why'd you do it CodyRhodes? Or was it #JellyToast?" I'm telling you it wasn't me and #JellyToast would never. He's the most precious cat and loves RandyOrton
RandyOrton "I'm telling you it wasn't me and #JellyToast would never. He's the most precious cat and loves RandyOrton" dumb cat
CodyRhodes keep clowning our cat RandyOrton and I'll stick his litter box in your room each time you leave town
JohnCena " CodyRhodes keep clowning our cat RandyOrton and I'll stick his litter box in your room each time you leave town" hahahahalololololol
RandyOrton try it if you want to CodyRhodes. Guess you really don't want those WM and HOF tickets. And what are you laughing at JohnCena
JohnCena nothing my dear RandyOrton
CodyRhodes you know I was playing right RandyOrton
"You're not really taking my tickets away are you?"
"You're not sticking that litter box in my room are you?"
"Of course I'm not."
"Then the tickets are still yours."
"Can I have them for safe keeping?"
"No."
Felix: what are you doing other than threatening Cody?
Randy: making myself some tea to calm down about my mysteriously broken blender
Felix: do you honestly think he broke it?
Randy: all I'm saying is that when I washed it this morning it worked and he goes to use it and it doesn't. We don't need Scooby and the gang to figure this one out
Felix: ok. I emailed my measurements straight from my tailor
Randy: perfect. I was going to pick the colors and fabric once my tea was done brewing
Felix: ok. So
Randy stirred the honey into his tea and waited for John to say something else but the older man didn't
Randy: so what?
Felix: your birthday is coming up
Randy: did Cody tell you that? He lies ya know
Felix: one way to solve this: when's your birthday and don't lie
Randy: okay it is soon
Felix: uh huh. How come you never told me?
Randy: what difference does it make?
Felix: I want to do something for you…get you a gift at least
Randy: you're getting me a new blender and stand mixer. We're even
Felix: stop being foolish
Randy gasped
Felix: do your days off after WM include your birthday?
Randy: yes
Felix: and you weren't going to tell me?
Randy: no
Felix: you can be such a jackass sometimes
Randy: I didn't want you going out of your way to get me anything. It's not a big deal
Felix: let me decide whether or not I want to make a big deal out of your birthday or whatever. If you don't want to celebrate then that's fine but I should at least be able to acknowledge the day and wish you a happy birthday. Is that wrong?
Randy: no. it's not wrong. You're not mad at me are you?
Felix: I can't see your face but I can picture how cute you asking that was in my head. No I'm not mad at you
Randy: because I'm cute?
Felix: strictly because you're cute
Randy: works for me
Felix: is there something you would like to do though?
Randy: just spending time with you is enough. An entire day of just me and you
Felix: why couldn't you just ask for a car or something?
Randy: because it requires no thought or feeling - lol
Felix: I'll try my hardest to make that happen. I'm going to talk to the office and see if I can get the day off
Randy: okay. I'll settle for half a day
Felix: my schedule is hectic but I never want you to have to settle. I'll ask for the day off
Randy: alright babe
Felix: but please don't be mad if I don't get it
Randy laughed
Randy: I will not be mad
Felix: oh good. I have a meet and greet so I'll call you later. Probably before bed
Randy: no problem. Have a good show
Felix: always
The tall man got on his laptop and picked out his and John's Hall of Fame outfits and sent their measurements over to the tailor. After browsing around for shoes he looked for a new watch then signed off before he drained his account
"I'm going to the gym." He said standing up
"Why? It's Saturday."
"What does that mean? I'm going to work out for a bit then tan and I'll be back. What do you want for dinner since I can pick it up on my way home?"
"I'm not sure. Can I call you in like 45 minutes?"
"I guess so. I have to change."
"When you come back out I'll give you money." When he was finished changing, Randy left the house and went to the gym. The man never really liked sitting around the house so he spent a lot of time working out. There he smiled when he saw one of his clients
"Are you checking up on me?" He asked
"I'm not. I was bored at home so I decided to come workout."
"That's what you do when you're bored?"
"Yes." Randy said with a laugh. "I have to look good and be healthy so I can tell you guys what to do."
"Good point. I wouldn't be paying some fat dude a quarter as much as I pay you for his advice."
"See? There's a method to my madness."
….
While waiting for a tanning bed, Randy checked in on his social media. He got a good laugh when he saw that his client had tweeted about actually seeing his trainer at the gym. Imagine that. Of all places
CodyRhodes cracking up watching kevin hart with JohnCena and #JellyToast
pic. twitter GHylmL
Randy clicked on the link and sure enough it was Cody, John and Jelly Toast, with a Kevin Hart stand up, on the television in the background
RandyOrton " CodyRhodes cracking up watching kevin hart with JohnCena and #JellyToast
pic. twitter GHylmL" what in the hell is this?
CodyRhodes he showed up and I had to let him in RandyOrton. Finish your workout at the gym. Everything is under control here
RandyOrton " CodyRhodes he showed up and I had to let him in RandyOrton. Finish your workout at the gym. Everything is under control here" I'm hella confused
CodyRhodes confused about what RandyOrton? I got your boy here. We're hanging out. Everything's good but hurry because we're getting hungry
RandyOrton okay, wow. I still have to tan. Order the food CodyRhodes
CodyRhodes " RandyOrton okay, wow. I still have to tan. Order the food CodyRhodes" I'm on it
After the booth was cleaned Randy set it for fifteen minutes then stepped inside. He started spacing out how many times he tanned so he would be the perfect color by the time WrestleMania rolled around which wasn't too far from now. When the fifteen minutes were up he stepped out, blotted his skin before dressing then left the gym. He went to the local pizzeria that he and Cody enjoyed and picked up the large order
"Hey honey!" Cody yelled as Randy came through the door
"That didn't sound like my Felix and he would never call me honey." The tall man said going to the kitchen. "Hi Felix."
"Hey babe. How are you?"
"Better now."
"Because I'm here?" John asked with a smile
"Because I got in a good workout and my tan looks good."
"Keeping me humble." Randy leaned down and kissed his boyfriend
"You know how I do."
"Are you done watching TV with me John? You felt like the brother I never had."
"Cody needs me." John directed at Randy
"Cody has a brother."
"Really? I feel like a woman wouldn't be able to give birth after having him."
"Hey!" Cody yelled. "I can hear you guys."
"His brother is older." Randy whispered. "What are you doing here and what happened to your eye?"
"My eye is why I'm here. I hurt it so they gave me a little time off. Thought I'd surprise you."
"So when I was talking to you earlier you were on the way here?"
"Yes. Surprised?"
"Very and what a nice one. Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"When do you have to go?"
"Tomorrow night unfortunately."
"I have nothing but yoga to do and that's in the morning so we can spend the time together." John smiled coyly
"Such perfection." He said kissing the other man
"I thought Dolph Ziggler was perfection."
"Dolph Ziggler ain't got shit on you."
Later
Codes: should I just take my pillow and blanket out to the living room and not bother trying to sleep in my bedroom tonight?
Randy: hmm…probably but we'll definitely try to keep it down
Codes: that's what you always say
Randy: shut up. I didn't say anything about you leaving the door open the other night
Codes: LOL! Sorry about that and thank you for casually shutting it for me. I didn't think I was getting any
Randy: well I am. Goodnight
Codes: goodnight
Randy posted a picture of his and John's legs intertwined on the couch that John had actually taken with his phone earlier on his Instagram
"I'm here. I love you. I don't care if you need to stay up crying all night long, I will stay with you. There's nothing you can ever do to lose my love. I will protect you until you die, and after your death I will still protect you. I am stronger than Depression and I am braver than Loneliness and nothing will ever exhaust me." — Elizabeth Gilbert
#MomentsLikeTheseMakeItAllWorthIt #SurpriseVisitFromBabe #Soaring #DontWannaComeDown
"Are you done with the phone now?" John asked as the other man placed the device on his night table. "I want attention."
"I'm all done. Cody asked if he needed to go straight to the living room." He snickered
"Well if I have my way he will."
"I told him to."
"Do you tan naked?"
"Yes."
"Looks good but you always look good." The older man complimented torturously dragging his hands across Randy's naked body. One of John's hands made its way to the inside of the tall man's fit thigh while his lips found the other set. As the two men kissed the hand landed on its eventual target and began slowly pumping. From his room Cody heard some moaning so he grabbed his blankets and pillow
"Come on Jelly Toast." He called to the cat who obediently followed his little bell tinkling as he walked. In the bedroom things had heated up for the two men and John was now fingering his boyfriend and was three finger deep by this point. Randy held tight to one of the muscular man's arms with one hand and to the bed sheets with another. The older man had the other right where he wanted so he quickly removed his fingers and pulled the tall man to the end of the bed and thrust forward burying himself deep inside. He heard Randy whimper and knew he'd found that special spot inside of him already. Since John had been feeling particularly horny he didn't start slow as usual. He grabbed the younger man's meaty thighs and thrust powerfully
"Fucking don't stop, John." He hadn't planned too. Their sweaty bodies grinded together while they moaned and grunted their pleasure…
Randy lay flat against the mattress as John rode him from behind
"Is that good baby?"
"Mmhm…so good John." Both men were tired but neither wanted to stop. "You want to cum for me baby?"
"Yea, you ready?"
"Uh-huh. Get it deep inside me."
"Oh god." The older man groaned. "Say it again."
"Get it deep inside me John." A few more strokes and John sent his load deep into the other man. Randy had already climaxed twice, three times if you count when he felt it through his body but produced nothing from his loins. "Do you think if we saw each other every day it would be this good?"
"Well you were on the road with me for almost a month; wasn't it good then?" When Randy didn't say anything John sat straight up and looked at him. "I know you heard me." The younger man burst out laughing. "You're such a dick."
"You know you're the best I ever had."
"Am I?"
"Maybe." He said getting out of bed and leaving John there to shake his head
Next Day
For much of the morning John and Randy spent their time lazing around the house. First in the younger man's bed where they ate breakfast then they moved out to the living room to the large sectional sofa
"Where's Cody been?" John asked
"Probably out with his guy. Normally they hang here but not since you're over."
"Why not?" Randy shrugged
"I don't want him breathing all in your face while he's here,"
"Cody's guy you mean?"
"Yes. He's a huge wrestling fan too."
"I don't mind meeting new people."
"Yea, no. Not him…well maybe later. I'm looking out for Cody more so than trying to protect you although I am protecting you."
"Why? Didn't you hook them up?"
"Yes but I want him to like Cody for Cody not pretend to like Cody because he feels as if there are some benefits for him to reap."
"You don't want him using Cody? I get it. Getting tickets doesn't bother me."
"And there's our problem." John chuckled. "Let's go get some lunch."
"Okay." The men dressed in clothes that were fit for public viewing, headed outside then hopped in Randy's Orca black Audi Q7
"I'm taking you to one of my favorite places." Randy said backing out of the driveway
"I'm honored. What's it called?"
"Eleven Eleven Mississippi. They've a lot of good things there."
"Can't wait to try it." On the way the acoustic version of Sam Smith's Latch came on and the younger man began singing. John pulled out his phone and recorded the show. At a stop light Randy turned to him
"Could I lock in your love? Now I've got you in my space," He sang. "I won't let go of you. Got you shackled in my embrace. I'm latching on to you." He added with some dramatic hand movements
"Light's green." John spoke
"Oh shit."
Eleven Eleven Mississippi
"What do you normally get?"
"Eggplant parmesan or grilled salmon."
"I think I'll get the grilled pork tenderloin."
"Thanks for not going with either of my favorites." John smiled. "You're so cute."
"Speaking of cute,"
"Mmhm,"
"How many days before WrestleMania will you be with me on the road?"
"Felix."
"What?"
"How the fuck did you correlate the two?"
"It was a bad segue, I know."
"Wow. Anyway, two or three probably. Do you want me to bring your suit or have it sent to you?"
"You can bring it. Those measurements were accurate and I haven't gained or lost weight."
"Suit yourself…see what I did there?" The younger man asked with a smile
"Ugh, yes I see what you've done." John replied looking at his phone
"What are you doing?"
"Posting."
"Posting? …not the video from the car!" The older of the two smiled
"Done." Randy grabbed his phone and checked Twitter then moved over to Instagram where he found the offending footage
JohnCena he's going to be so mad but this was good #BabeSings #CarTunes
CodyRhodes I'm crying over here. He sings but have you seen him dance?
RandyOrton this is just rude as hell
JohnCena my my. Now this dancing I must see
RandyOrton never. You're both about to get blocked
JohnCena idle threats
CodyRhodes Nah. He'd really block me. Ask him
"Would you really block him?"
"I have blocked him before…more than once."
"You know, that doesn't surprise me. Not one bit."