Imagine: Slumber Party with The Company (Part 2)
Responce to Guest on Ch. 20: I'm actually working on A Fili and a Kili (Two separate things) Pointless Smut chapters. I will work on a Thorin one as well, though I'll probably reuse the start of "Massage From Thorin" and just change "Linda" to "Y/N" just cause I don't have many ideas on how to start smut XD.
After the movie was over Linda was sitting on the couch in Kili's lap as he held her against his chest, his arms secure around her waist. Next to them Thorin, Dwalin, Ori and Bifur were playing Mario Kart. Thorin seemed to be getting frustrated with the Wii wheel and it didn't take long for him to hand it to Bilbo to take over. Bilbo sighed with a 'not again' look on his face.
"Lin, do we have any ice cream?" Toby asked from his place lying on the floor.
"Nope."
"Can we order pizza?" he asked.
"Uhh…" Linda shrugged. "Sure, I guess. "I'll drive out to get it though."
"What's pizza?" Bofur asked. Toby turned to stare at Bofur with wide eyes. Bofur looked between him and Linda, who was also giving him the same look. "What?"
"Hurry!" Toby said turning to Linda as she tried to get up.
"I'm trying, Kili won't let me go."
"Nope." Kili said. "Can I come with you?" Toby and Linda exchanged a look.
"Why not?" Toby asked with a shrug.
"Sure." Linda said. Toby jumped up and ran into the kitchen to get the phone and the pizza menu they had for the local pizzeria. "Kee, sweetie, I do need to get up though." Linda said. Kili stood with Linda in his arms bridal style.
"Where to, my lady?" He asked with a grin. A few of the dwarves chuckled.
"Let the girl walk, Kee." Fili said.
"I don't mind." Linda said with a smile as she put her arms around Kili's neck. Kili stuck his tongue out at his brother before leaving the room and going into the kitchen.
"Could you get ice cream while you're out?" Toby asked.
"We'll see." Linda said as she went to the closet for her coat. "Get their 'orders' would you?" She asked Toby.
"On it." Toby said taking the menu into the living room. Kili walked over to Linda and helped her put her coat on with a smile.
"Such a gentleman." She said before kissing his cheek. He winked with his adorable smile. She grabbed her keys and picked up the phone to wait for Toby. A few minutes later Toby came back with a piece of paper.
"Narrowed it down to three pizzas, is that okay?" he asked.
"Just three?" Linda asked.
"Three large."
"That makes more sense." Linda said with a nod. She called the pizzeria and placed the order before hanging up. "Okay let's go." She said looking at Kili who smiled.
The two approached the car and Kili stared at it.
"We're not getting in this thing, are we?" he asked.
"Of course. How else would we get there?"
"Oh, I don't know, our feet? A horse?"
"I don't have a horse and it's too far to walk."
"I'll carry you."
"Kili, you'll be fine."
"If you say so." He said with a sigh. He looked at the passenger door and figured out how to open it. He sat down and pulled the door closed as Linda got in. She closed her door and immediately leaned over Kili. "Whoa, what are you doing?" He asked as his eyebrows shot up as he looked down at her.
"You have to buckle up for safety." She said as she grabbed the seatbelt and clicked it.
"Safety? I thought this was safe." Kili said with a frown as he held the seatbelt.
"It's safe as long as you're buckled and have a responsible driver… for the most part."
"What does that mean?" Kili asked, his voice squeaking slightly as his eyes widened.
"We'll be fine; I highly doubt we'll get into a car accident." Linda said putting a hand on his knee. He whimpered slightly.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"How 'bout now?"
"Kili?"
"Yes?"
"Stop talking."
"Okay." There was a brief moment of silence. "Now?" Linda sighed. Suddenly Kili threw up his hands as the headlights of another car shined at them. "Look out!"
"Kili! We're fine." Linda said. "I promise." Kili gripped his seat. "Why don't you try closing your eyes?" Linda suggested. Kili closed them as they turned a corner.
"That's worse! Much worse!"
"Nothing bad is gunna happen." Linda said.
"You saw what happened in that movie!"
"They didn't crash though. You're the one who wanted to come you know."
"I-I know... I'm fine. It's fine. Everything is fin- look out!"
"Kili, we're okay."
"Right. Are you sure?"
"Sweetie, why did you wanna come if you were so nervous about cars?" Linda asked. Kili hesitated.
"I wanted to show you how brave I am, considering my actions during the movie and that game." He muttered loud enough for her to hear him.
"Kili, there's nothing brave about being in a car-"
"Great, take me home." He said quickly.
"Except in this case." Linda said. "I think you're very brave for coming with me considering how nervous you are." He looked at her.
"Well thank you. I'd still like to go home."
"We're almost there. Think you can hold on for a few more minutes?"
"Only if I can hold your hand." Linda chuckled and held out her hand. Kili laced his fingers with hers and smiled.
"Did you just do this so I'd hold your hand?" Linda asked.
"Ha ha, you've seen through my clever plan." Kili said with a nervous smile. Linda rolled her eyes.
When they got to the pizzeria Linda told Kili to wait in the car and she'd be right back. She assured him nothing would happen as long as she had the keys and the car was off. He watched her walk in, still in her fuzzy pants but her coat was zipped to cover her tank top and her sneakers looked out of place. Linda was greeted by a man with a smile and the two shared a small laugh. It didn't take long for another man to come over with the three pizza boxes. The man looked around the same age as Linda and Kili didn't miss the smile he gave her. The two talked for a bit longer even after Linda had paid for the pizza. When Linda returned to the car and put the pizza's in the back Kili's mouth began to water and he was tempted to reach back and open a box. Linda got into the driver's seat and started the car.
"You okay?" she asked. Kili nodded. "Smells god, huh?" Kili nodded again. "You sure you're okay?" Linda asked as she backed the car out of the parking space. Kili nodded. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing." Kili said shaking his head.
"Okay." Linda said as she pulled out of the parking lot.
"Who was that man?"
"What?" Linda glanced at him. "What man?"
"The man you were talking with."
"Rick?" Kili nodded. "He's the owner's son, we went to school together."
"So you're just friends?" Kili asked. Linda smirked.
"Are you jealous, Kee?"
"What, pff, of him? Of course not; I know I'm much more attractive than him."
"Mhm." Linda hummed. Kili's face went pink and he smiled. He cleared his throat and rested his arm between their seats with his palm up. Linda smiled and slipped her hand into his. He brought her hand to his lips and kissed it before lowering his arm again.
The two returned with the pizza and Toby was a bit bummed about them not getting ice cream. Within moments of them coming in the door the rest of the dwarves had smelled the pizza and took the boxes with them, Bombur remembering to grab more napkins.
