Preference: Disney Movie - Thorin: Emperor's New Groove

Saw this was on Netflix and started watching it and thought of Thorin.


"What kind of name is Kusco?" Thorin asked as he sat beside you looking up at the tv.

"What kind of name is Thorin?" you asked without looking at him.

"What kind of name is (Y/N)?" he asked.

"Hey." You turned to pout at him and he chuckled with a small smile. "Just watch the movie."

"I was only teasing." He said as he leaned down to your ear.

"I know." You squeaked as she turned your head away. He chuckled some more. "Watch the movie."

"Alright, alright." He said turning back to the tv.

"What were you like as a baby?" you asked. Thorin frowned.

"Nothing like… that." He said as baby Kusco was on screen.

"I think baby Kusco is cute." You said with a grin.

"This man is supposed to be a king?"

"Emperor but yeah."

"Look how skinny that man's arms are." Thorin said with a deep frown. "What… is he doing?"

"He's dancing." You answered. Thorin turned to you.

"That is not dancing."

"Not everyone dances like you."

"I don't dance."

"If I remember correctly-" You said putting your finger to your chin.

"I told you never to speak of that." He said in a low voice as he leaned down to your ear again. You smirked up at him and he couldn't help but smirk back as he put an arm around your shoulders. You smiled and snuggled closer.

"What is that?" Thorin asked as he made a face of disgust.

"That's Yzma, watch the movie, it explains everything." You said. "Yay Kronk!" You said as you clapped your hands. Thorin frowned and pulled you closer, rubbing his thumb up and down your shoulder.

"His home is on the top of a mountain too." You said.

"That's a hill."

"Same thing." You said as you rolled your eyes.

"Are you trying to say this Emperor is Smaug and I'm… that guy?"

"No, I was just pointing out some similarities." You said with a shrug.

Thorin turned to you as the credits rolled.

"Were you comparing me to the Emperor?"

"No…"

"You're saying I need to be turned into a llama?"

"What? No! You totally missed the point-" you stopped and looked at him. "That I wasn't trying to make. I wasn't trying to make a point, it's just a movie." You said waving a hand and turning away. Thorin put a hand your hand that was on your knee.

"(Y/N)." he said. You slowly turned your head to look at him. He rubbed his thumb over the back of your hand. "I understand. I let the gold cloud my judgment and it didn't let me see those around me." he brought your hand to his lips. "Thank you."

"I don't know what you're talking about." You said with a slight chuckle as he looked away. Thorin smiled and turned your face back to him before he kissed your forehead.