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The following Friday, after a whole week of wedges and being teased that he and his brothers have some sort of odd obsession with lederhosen's, John was in the kitchen preparing some drinks and snacks for Katherine and himself. They had planned to sit and have a quiet night in and maybe watch a film.

Katherine was sat on the sofa in the alcove just off the living room waiting for John to come back with the snacks.

"The hills are alive with the sound of music," Katherine heard him singing from the kitchen, she couldn't help but smile and thought he had a really good singing voice, the slight echo from the kitchen projected his voice even better. "With songs they have sung for a thousand years," John stopped and realised what he was doing. Sighing he stopped singing, shook his head, piled up a tray with all the things he had prepared and proceeded to where Katherine was sitting.

"You have a really nice singing voice," she said taking her drink.

"Yeah? Stupid song! It's been in my head all week. Can't believe that if one of my brother's gets in trouble we all get whatever punishment is given out!" he said sitting down next to Katherine. "You know, Kat," he said in a much calmer voice, "I can do other things with my mouth apart from sing," he said.

"Like what?" she said looking at him about to shovel a handful of cheese puffs into her mouth then stopping.

"Like this," he said moving in closer to her placing a kiss onto her lips. He wanted so much for her to touch him again and he wanted to touch her. 'Should I ask her? No I don't want to spoil this moment with her' he thought to himself.

Meanwhile upstairs, Jeff was lying on his bed looking up at the ceiling periodically, groaning when he thought of Gordon and Alan then placing an ice pack over his face to stop it from throbbing so much. He really couldn't work out who they got their personalities from neither he or Lucy were like that.

Turning his head slightly to his bedside table where there was a large bottle of scotch and a long straw sprouting out of the top of it. He had made the straw especially long which allows him to stay lying down. He found this was more effective than getting up to pour one measly glass every time one of his sons misbehaved.

There was a knock at his door, he groaned again and ignored it.

"Oh Jefferson," Mrs Tracy walked into his room.

"Mother, why don't you come in," he said sarcastically.

"Look at the state of you! Do you always drink when you are supposed to be looking after your son's?" she asked concerned.

"Well I didn't at first, but they've worn me down!" he said sounding tired.

At the same time Gordon and Alan were talking in their room down the hall.

"Well," Gordon said "I guess it's time to wind big bro up again! Wanna come with?" He asked Alan.

"Why wotcha gonna do?" He said wincing knowing that Gordon never took it easy on John.

"If you don't come you won't know!"

"Ohhhhh Okay," Alan said not really wanting to but, one he wanted to know what he could possibly do to John while Katherine was here and two if Gordon was going to do something and get punished then he might as well 'get his money's worth' as he would get punished too.

Creeping out of their rooms and downstairs they found themselves in the hallway next to lounge.

"Okay Alan, just follow my lead," reluctantly Alan nodded and followed.

Walking through the lounge as if they were going into the kitchen, Gordon took a quick glance over his shoulder to where Katherine and John were sitting.

"Hey John, Hey Samantha!" he said smirking

"Gordon, it's Katherine, you know that," John said being briefly distracted from Katherine to tell Gordon that, then turning back to Katherine.

Gordon stopped walking towards the kitchen and walked over to where John and Katherine were sitting.

"Oh yeah, sorry Katherine, you looked like Samantha from over there,"

"Gordon," John said quietly through clenched teeth "What are you doing?"

"Sorry John," Gordon said innocently with wide eyes "but you have got to admit that she does have a resemblance to her,"

"Who's Samantha, John?" Katherine said looking at him.

"She's no-one!" John said "Gordon has made her up!"

"Why would he make up something like that?" she said trying not to cry.

"Gordon! Get out of here you little weasel!" John exclaimed trying to embrace Katherine to comfort her.

Gordon stalked off muttering to Alan.

"He called me a weasel, I am going to get my own back!" He gave an evil chuckle.

"You did purposely wind him up though, you know how much he likes Kat," Alan said as they walked into the kitchen.

"I am the Gordo-nator! The king of pranks!" he said grinning at Alan.

"Okay, so what are you going to do?" Alan said.

"I remember seeing something….," he stopped and smiled "come with me, this is going to be good!" they grabbed a couple of drinks and scarpered back upstairs.

"Kat, you have to believe me," John pleaded.

"You promise?" she said sobbing into his shirt, as he held her close she had to admit there is no other place that she would rather be.

"Promise," only stopping and looking up to see Virgil walking across the lounge. "Hey," he said softly nudging Katherine "want to see something that will make you laugh?" nodding over to Virgil who was dressed in the lederhosen. "Take. a. look. at. that." He said shaking his head. Katherine started to giggle.

"You know Virge, you don't have to wear that now our punishment is over," John said raising one eyebrow looking him up and down. He had brushed his fringe to one side instead of back like he usually did. He reminded John of Kenneth Williams, even down to his campness.

"I know, but I think it really suits me," turning round to see how it was fitting around his butt. "I love the sandals and the hat just completes the outfit,"

"Well you were always fond of that nursery rhyme 'Rub a dub dub three men in a tub!'" John said smirking.

"Fact: Before language, people communicated through intricate choreography, costume changes and lighting. Language was only invented when unattractive people were born and needed to be commented on!" Virgil said before flicking his head in the other direction as if he had really long hair and walked off as though he had something stuck up his butt with his hands on his hips.

"If I was born ten months later, that's what I would be like," he said chuckling. "Are you okay now?" he asked concerned turning his attention back to Katherine.

"Yeah, I'm okay," she paused "I do trust you John, I guess I forget sometimes that your brothers just do things to wind you up," she said hesitantly.

"So, Kat, you wanna watch a film?" he asked just wanting to be with her and not be disturbed by anyone else.

"Sure," she said.

Back upstairs Gordon and Alan had made their way back into their room.

"It's here somewhere!" Gordon was rummaging through all of their belongings.

"What are you looking for?" Alan asked.

"Something Dad left in here by mistake the other day,"

"So you gonna tell me?"

"AH-HA!" Gordon exclaimed waving the item in front of Alan's face, "This is how I'm gonna get 'Lover Boy' back!"

"What are you going to do with it?"

"Watch and learn, just watch and learn!" he walked into the bathroom with Alan following he put some toothpaste in his mouth swished it around and spat it out into the item he had so triumphantly found.

"Okay, now what?" Alan asked.

"Now we go and talk to Dad," Gordon replied grinning.

Running out of the bathroom, down the hallway and burst into his Dad's room making both occupants jump.

"Dad! Look what I found in John's room!" Jeff closed his eyes for a moment then taking a deep breath in he sat up slowly and tried to focus on the item, his eyes widening to see a 'used' condom.

"WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?" He shouted making both Alan and Gordon take a step back.

"Errrrr…..in John's room, Sir," Jeff took the item from Gordon. Gordon had almost wished he hadn't done it, he had never seen his Dad get that annoyed so quickly.

Jeff got up to go downstairs.

"Jeff, don't be too hard on him," his mother said.

He ignored her request and doubled back on himself to get his scotch. Yes this was definitely going to be a scotch moment.

Exiting his room leaving his mother and two youngest sons quickly exchanging glances then following him downstairs and into the living room to find John and Katherine cuddled up on the sofa watching a film.

"Katherine, I think it would be best if you left!" Jeff said trying to keep his temper.

"Dad," John said "can't we just finish watching….," then being abruptly cut off by his Dad.

"NO YOU CAN'T" Jeff bellowed. "Katherine, please leave." He said again trying to keep his temper.

Katherine gave John a quick peck on the cheek, then quickly left.

"Dad, what's this all…." He stopped when he saw what his Dad was holding. John gulped 'I hope he doesn't think that's mine, if he does, I will never see Kat again' he thought.

"WELL?" silence fell over the house hold "I think you've got some explaining to do, don't you?"

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