As the title suggests, you know what's coming. This chapter is a steamy 'T' but nothing explicit. Those who want to skip the wedding night, just skip the italic section. After this chapter, Jack and Jackie are just going to be going at it with a ton of hysterical innuendos.

Chapter thirty: Wedding night and office romances

Jackie opened her eyes and stirred to find herself clothed only in her undergarments and there was a strong masculine arm around her waist, in Jack's bed with her. She almost bolted out of the bed in a panic, and then she saw the ring on her hand and relaxed. She was married and she'd married Jack yesterday. She smiled softly as her mind flitted back to their wedding night.

Jack had helped her down the ladder and stood behind her while he removed his coat, shoes, socks and shirt. She'd gone over to the bed to remove her shoes and stockings, feigning that she wasn't nervous, only to jump out of her skin when Jack touched her shoulder.

"Sorry." He said with a faint smile on his face. "Didn't mean to startle you."

She exhaled deeply. "I'm sorry."

"Don't be." He said firmly. "I wouldn't be here with you now if I didn't want you just the way you are." She smiled nervously as he gazed at her with a thoughtful expression on his face. "This…feels different somehow; I'm almost afraid to touch you, as if I'll soil you." She smiled faintly as he brought his hand to her cheek. "I've always know that I'm unworthy of your love, but I'm too selfish a man to let you go."

"Don't," she pleaded softly as she took a hold of his hand. "I've been alone and I don't want to feel that again."

Jack stood up and she took his offered hand to pull her up off the small bed. She held his gaze as he hooked his fingers under the shoulder straps before pulling them down to expose a hint of her shoulders. She smiled uneasily as he carefully and slowly inched the zipper down. The material collapsed around her and she instinctively held the front of her dress in place. Jack chuckled as he placed his hands on her waist, his long fingers stroking the exposed skin on her back.

Jackie instinctively tried to shy away, but Jack held her in place. "Easy Mrs. Harkness, all things are permitted now."

She exhaled and laughed. "Sorry, I just….it's sinking in."

"I noticed." His hands advanced towards her stomach and he pulled her back against him. Jackie shuddered as she felt his hands stroking her back. "Stop that." Jack said suddenly.

She frowned. "Sorry, what?"

She looked up at him to find his gaze penetrating as he brought his hands up to pull her dress from her hands. "Thinking Jackie, you're over thinking this."

"Sorry," she almost snapped at him. "but do you remember your first time?"

He chuckled. "Arguing during the wedding night, that's another first for me." he pulled her against him, bringing his hands up her waist slowly. "Yeah, I do but," he paused for a moment, lifted her up into his arms and moved towards his bed. "it's not such a big deal for men." He sat on the bed with her straddling his lap. She brushed her hair back from her face as he studied her. "You never thought that this day would come, you'd adapted to the idea of dying single and alone, which is why, and it's hard for your mind to actually accept that this is actually happening."

She bit her lip, glanced down slightly, and nodded in agreement. "I'm sorry Jack."

"Don't be, I can handle you and your nerves." He said softly. "I think I'll just make out with you a bit. Last time we did that…almost wound up having sex together." He nudged her mouth gently with his nose. "Remember that?"

Jackie only responded with silence as Jack began kissing her. Slowly at first, coaxing her to relax and surrender to his tender ministrations. She felt her body flame to life under his touch and she gave herself to him. She didn't know how much time had passed during which Jack had removed their remaining clothes. Her body had started glowing a faint gold under the passion Jack bestowed upon her as her virgin resistance melted away with the desire to become his wife fully overflowed her. Her body color began to change to a brilliant orange as her body began demanding more than just touch and kisses.

"I've got to be inside you." She remembered Jack telling her through his heavy breathing. "It'll hurt for a moment, but once the pain passes, you'll love it." Jack's brows shot up devilishly. "I guarantee it."

Jackie had groaned in annoyed, passion-filled amusement. "You are such an arrogant-

He captured her lips in a hot open-mouthed kiss silencing her and causing her to forget what would enfold. When he took her virginity, he was gentle as he promised he would be as he kissed her, speaking words of adoration to her. And what followed was too beautiful for her to even describe. Jack, was obviously a master in this area, and he knew instantly what her body wanted or needed. Jackie thought afterwards that she could almost die from the pure pleasure that flowed over her body as they lay there in each other's arms.

Jack kept her in his arms, holding her tight against his body while his chin rested atop her head. His breathing was deep and even; she noted Jack's fingers were trembling slightly from the moment they'd just experienced. They kissed again, drinking in this moment of love with their spouse. She didn't want him to let go of her and when she fell asleep, his arms were still around her.

Jackie turned on her side so she could rest her head on Jack's chest. Jack exhaled deeply, signaling to her that he was awake. He opened his eyes as he slowly ran his hand down her head to her back. "Good morning."

"Good morning," she felt a faint blush rise in her cheeks. "Jack."

He leaned forward and kissed her forehead. "Are you feeling alright?"

She nodded. "Yes, I think, well, the alien part of me seems to have muted any pain I should be feeling."

"That's good." He ran his hand down her shoulder. "I didn't want you hurting too badly this morning."

She brushed back a strand of hair from his handsome face. "You couldn't hurt me."

He turned his head and pressed a kiss to her palm. She let out a contented sigh as Jack kissed her again. "I love this, holding you like this." Jack said quietly as his hands stroked her back. "The way you feel under my hands, your skin, so soft and warm. It's been a very, very long time for me since I've had someone with me like this." She wrapped her arms around his waist as her stomach growled loudly, causing Jack to chuckle at her. "You need to eat something first."

She nodded as she pulled away from him, the comforter slipping down to her waist. She saw her wedding dress on the floor. "And, I need something to wear."

Jack got out of the bed and reached for his pants. "I talked to Tosh last night and she's bringing you a fresh change of clothes when she comes in."

She stood up and reached for his shirt. "Is there anything you didn't think out?"

"Not really," Jack grabbed her around the waist, his hands cupping her hips. "but, it's 6:00 now, so we've got an hour or so before people start showing up." And Jackie didn't even bother to protest as they fell backwards onto the covers.

Fifteen minutes later, Jackie shook her head as Jack helped her up the ladder so she wouldn't slip on the rungs in his large socks. "Jack, husband or not, I cannot walk around Torchwood in your shirt," at his dubious look she added. "because it's cold. Don't you have a robe or something I could borrow?"

"No robe, but," he went towards his desk and grabbed his coat off the rack and handed it to her. "you can wear this."

She stared at the coat in his hand in amazement before looking at him skeptically. "Are you serious?"

"Yes."

Even though Jack managed to say yes with a completely straight face, she wasn't convinced. "You're actually giving me your WWII coat of your own free will?" Jack laughed at her as he approached her. "Should I shoot you to make certain that you really are Jack Harkness?"

He helped her into the coat. "I assure you, wife, that you are allowed to wear my coat." He stepped back and looked at her with a discerning eye for a moment. "Hmm, looks very sexy on you."

"Jack, please," she stepped away from him as he began to nuzzle her neck with his mouth. "I need to take a shower and I am hungry."

"Alright," he said with a grin. "I'll make some coffee and I'm certain there's some wedding cake left in the refrigerator." His eyes danced merrily. "I'll be waiting for you in the office. Or," Jack wiggled his brows mischievously. "if you need any help scrubbing your back, let me know."

"Mmmh," Jackie said with a moan as she set down her chocolate covered fork and bit into a sweet strawberry. "this is way too much sugar for me for two days in a row."

"Well, we don't have the time to go to a trip to a street café in Paris or fine dining in Italy, so I say eat up." Jack reached across the desk for her hand. "I'm sorry I can't give you a proper honeymoon."

Jackie shook her head. "Don't even worry about it. We couldn't even make it to the border without one of the others calling us for help. Besides," she smiled. "I knew exactly what kind of man I married." Jackie stood up to go and get her purse, which she'd dropped last night on the floor when Jack had carried her into the office. "I got you something a few days ago." She explained as she opened up her purse. "It was supposed to be a Christmas present for you, but I couldn't wait."

"That's sweet of you. What is it?" Jack questioned as she handed him a can of air spray from her purse.

"Try it." Jack shook it and stood up to spray it around the room. Jack turned and arched a brow at her as his nose recognized the scent. She smiled in amusement as she gauged his reactions. He set the can down and approached her, his gaze steady and intense. "Do you like it?"

"Jackie," he said slowly. "you know how I love the scent of an office. What makes you think that I wouldn't love this?"

She frowned. "I never understood that fetish. How can an office be exotic?"

He chuckled as he wrapped his arms around her waist. "My dear wife, I'm going to have to introduce you to the allure of office romances." She gripped his elbows and rolled her eyes as he explained slowly. "Such as…having sex with you on my desk or against the filing cabinet."

"Jack, please." She flushed. "You shouldn't say such things."

He chuckled as guided her around the desk to sit in his office chair, tugging her into his lap. "Well, I am intending on do all of those things to you, as time goes by. Besides," he slapped her hip. "you asked me to explain office romances and I'm going to. There are so many things you can do in an office, like photocopying your butt." She flushed red and glanced at his hands, which were cupping her hips firmly. "Well, maybe not your butt," his tone switched to playful. "although as we're here why don't we photo-

"Jack!" She shrieked as he laughed at her. "You have a dirty mind."

"And you love it." He said with a grin as she shook her head. Jack grabbed her and lifted her up onto his desk. "I don't believe you."

"Please. Jack." she protested feebly as he tugged his jacket down off her shoulders, exposing her from her waist up. "We've done this…four times since we got married."

"And this makes five," he informed her. "but who's counting?" she moaned and shook her head as he shrugged out of his shirt. "Besides, this is what newlyweds do on the honeymoons that they can't afford. They have sex all day." His eyes danced. "Now, I'll give you a choice. Which do you fancy first, the cabinet or desk?" No words came to her lips at his outrageous suggestion. "Desk it is then." Jack grabbed her wrists and flattened her on her back against the desk. Her whole body began trembling with desire as Jack leaned over her. "You want this; I can practically smell your heat."

"Jack!" He kissed her and Jackie wrapped her legs loosely around Jack's waist. Her body instantly flamed to life as she grabbed a hold of his shoulders. Jack arched against her, pressing her into the desk before pulling her hands off her shoulders. Jackie let out a shuddering gasp as his lips moved to her neck.

And that was when the door to the office opened. Jack let out a curse while a bucket of the Arctic Ocean washed over her as Gwen entered the room. Jackie covered herself with her hands while her sister stood there frozen in shock.

"What are you doing here?" Jack demanded in irritation. "You're an hour early! And, you didn't even knock!"

Then Gwen's expression changed to one of fury. "Bloody hell, Jackie!" Gwen shouted as she stormed back towards the door.

Jackie's face went ice cold as Gwen slammed the door behind her. Jack let out a groan as she pulled his jacket back up around her. "I think that means I better get dressed."

"Don't even bother." He said as he slung back his shirt on. "As soon as we explain what's going on, we're resuming this whole thing on the desk."

She shook her head. "I don't think so; she totally ruined the mood for me."

"I'll get you back in it." His firm tone gave her no cause to doubt him. He didn't even bother buttoning up his trousers, just zipped them up. She couldn't help noticing how low they hung on his waist. Heat clenched in her stomach at the sight of him. Well, he was her husband! Jack chuckled. "See? I'm totally working on you already."

She blushed. "I am so embarrassed."

He laughed. "I noticed, I'm actually irritated though, I was going to have you-

She slapped his shoulder before going around him to talk to Gwen. Gwen hadn't gotten far; she was waiting against the office wall with a glower on her face and fire in her eyes. "You hypocrite." She spat at Jackie. "All those years you've been sticking it to me about waiting for marriage before having sex. And then I find you, obviously already having had sex with Jack, having sex with him again on his desk in!" Jackie could only stare at Gwen in amazement. It was like she'd shot back to time and remembered the time she'd first found out about Gwen and Rhys's relationship. Jack had come to the door of his office and was now leaning against the doorframe behind her. Jack placed a hand on his hip and on her shoulder. "And you Jack! Taking advantage of my sister like that! She and Ianto are still dating!"

"Since when can't I have sex with my own wife?" Jack asked Gwen with a smirk on his face. Gwen's face was priceless. Jack chuckled as he pulled Jackie against his side. "I can imagine you'd have an issue with where I'd have sex with her, but-

Jackie flushed as she covered his mouth with her hand. "Jack, please!" He smirked and bit her palm, causing her to move her hand off his mouth as Jackie explained. "Gwen, Jack and I got married yesterday." Gwen's eyes widened. "We wanted things kept simple and quiet, especially with Jack's history. I'll admit, it was kinda fast, but once he proposed, we decided that we should get married."

"It wasn't that fast." Jack said as he rubbed her shoulder. "You made me wait a whole day before accepting me."

"Are you serious?" Gwen demanded as Jackie nodded. "You married him?"she threw her hands up in exasperation. "You two were arguing like crazy yesterday and then you just go off and get married? And what about Ianto? Does he know?"

"Yes." Jack stated. "In fact, Ianto was our best man."

"Great!" Gwen shook her head. "Fine, it's your life Jackie. You better know what you're doing with it."

"That was the sweetest congratulations I'd ever heard in my life." Jack said dryly as Gwen walked away. "I mean, after all Gwen, this is your sister!"

Gwen paused and spun around. "Who didn't even bother inviting me to her wedding!"

"Would you have approved?" Jackie questioned softly, fearing she'd made a mistake in Gwen's reaction.

"No! This is…just too soon between you two. You two should have waited at least a year, or two!"

"Well," Jack pointed out. "now you know why you weren't invited."

"I'm sorry Gwen," Jackie said. "but, you and Rhys were having a vacation together and I didn't want to spoil that. Besides, I knew you'd try to talk me out of it and I didn't want memories of my wedding day to be filled with that. I'm very sorry about that."

Gwen bit her lip, walked towards Jackie, and studied her. "Are you absolutely sure you made the right decision?"

Jackie nodded. "Completely."

"And…you're happy?"

"Very."

Gwen exhaled and hugged her around the shoulders, tension still somewhat rigid in her shoulders. "Then…I guess that's all that matters. There's nothing I can do or say at this point." Gwen pulled away and turned to Jack. "You better treat her well."

"Believe me, I am doing just that." Jack stated as he turned on his heel and headed back into his office. "Jackie, back on the desk."

Her eyes widened and she flushed in embarrassment. "But Jack-

"Now!"

"Yes Sir." She exhaled and rolled her eyes. "He's so cocky."

"You're going to have to let me know what he's like." Gwen whispered before stating in a louder voice. "And lock the door to the office! Don't want anyone else barging in there on you two."

"Well," Jack said cattily as he held the door open for Jackie. "most people know how to knock! You, obviously haven't learned that yet."

sandysan2013: And it's going to get better! I've started jumping ahead somewhat in my story, getting prepped for things coming ahead. We're definitely going to be meeting the Doctor later on.