A/N: U guyz r too nice! thanx for da views! espcecieally u jakthepirate!
"what the hell are you cock satans doing?" as carlise sed spraying them with water from a sqiurt bottle (A/N: get it cuz theres shit on the walls). He pulled them apart and draged them to his car He had on a Remmember 9/11 t-shirt and re white and bllew panties
"you dispicable youths with ur horrible unamericam amine! Dont you no it will turn you in to terrorists. Al Kyda created animme to poison the minds of yu adulensent basterds!"
"We're sorry, Charlise." allucard said.
"sorry? if the terrists from 9/11 apologized for blwoing up the Emtire state building, would i jusst fergive thim?" Carslilse yelld at us. "and furthar more dedward your gronded".
"i told u a nillion times dad my name is amicard." alucard said. "im japanese god damn it and start treating me like it."
"Whutever, jst get out of my site" Carlsile said. allucard and i then wlked away.
the next nite, back at bella the bitch's house, after her dad yelled at me, i sat in my ruum looking up at the seeling thinking abut allucard. Suddenly, i herd a knock on my window. i went to it, and opend it. It was alluxard!
"Hey" he sed.
"Hey" I saed, smiling. he wuz weaering a sexi inuyasha costumee, and i puyt on mi favorie kagome costume. (i died my hair black like the color of my soul)
"ddo u wunna go to duh High skool musickall broodway show?" he sed, taking tickets oot ov his pockit.
"fuk yes I doo!" i jumpt up happily.
i gut on edggards back und he jumpt really high, then we were suddnly in New YOrk City. we turnd in our tickets and got our seets and duh show started. suddenly in the middle of the show sharpe droped dead from a heart attak.
"uhhhhhhhhhhh" sed sharpe across the stage. I noticed a hansonm man writing a somthing in a black notebook (A/N: get it? cause its from an amine ;) ) and sudddenly the dictator sed
"omfg we need an author actoess to play the roll of sharpe". he looked around and saw me. i noticesd him geet a bonner in his pants and then he said,
"You! would you like to playe Sharpe for the remainter" he siad
"Yes! it wuld be my dreeM!" I yelled, standing up
"Do u know all the limes?" he asked.
"Yes, and the coryograffitti. i've seen this show a zillion times" i sed confidantly.
i whent up on stage and finnished the play. every one cried and cheerd for me. i did such a good job, evn allucard wuz crying, then the dictator offended me to keep playing the roll.
"you plaied her perfectly! will u play the pert forever?" he said.
"no thnk you. i knew i was great, but i'm too cool to be scene wif high skrull musaical loozers". I arrested.
I gort make on alucards back like jagome and he flew me back to my house. I let hum into my room and we started to have smex agagin.
Sudnely, before we finished having organisms, the bitch Bella brurst into the room.
"whut the heell is this?" she shoutted. Me and Allucard stood up.
"what are u doing in beer, Bella?" I screemed.
"yoy funking bitch" sed bellla "u now ur nort suposed to be javing sex in my parents house"
"but i was celebrating my performance in the bordway adication of hsm" i saed
"oh my god" sed bella "i love hsm"
"no fucking way" i sed "i i had no idea you were into such god music"
"yea." saied Bella. "I got tickets to the neuw Hannah Mantona consert tomorow. dO u guyyss wanna go?"
"Hellz yea!" I screamed. (A/N: Hennah moentana is my favorit neckst to jb) "You can be a bictch sometimes, Bella, but you're not being a bitch now." i saide
"I luv HM too" sead Allucard. this was grate. all uv us luved hanneh montana i watch da show all tha time (A/N: its' aboot Hannah mentona and her numbah 1 fin, miely. all mi friends sae miely is hanneh mintuna, but i don't belieeve thenm, my friends are so fucking sutpid ther so full of shit ther eyes are bown)
Anywhooddle, the nest day, we gort up and goth redy fir da concit i put on a jonas brother tshit a pair of staf of herpis (AN:its the symbol of alchemy in fma) ear rings a village hidden in the sounds hed band a jackit with a picture of L from deth nort on it and a pair of shois with picures of saske and outhir hot gous from naurto on them all with out shirts on) i got to alucards hus supir urly and cod c him gitting dressed throw his widow. he wazz sooo smexy with his big weener and nooice bot cheacks. he changed into a wizzards of wavery way tshort with a long jacket that sed avatar the last air bender on it a villiage hidden in the sands head band an inyasha praclet adn a pair of shoies that sed hellsing on it (AN: git it cus ets da amine dat he gots hes name form) we mort up with deth bella and usagi. usaggi hard on a a hamma morngaha tbert and hed her hailr all done up like salor moon like her name sake and bela had on a selma goimes thrist we wnt to da hennah montina consert in LA (A/N: alucrad flew us over ther) it was aewsome, i new all the liyrics too all tha songs
while hannh took a brake, i noticed miely syrus in the crowd. me ballla jakob and allucard ran ovar to se her.
"i new my freinds were iditots! yu und hennau aren''t the sam person!" i sed
"Yep. ur rite, Morgin." miely said.
"how do u know mi name?" i saed
"i sawe you last nite at the HSM broadwy show." miely seid. "your pretty famice now, my bf sed he wishes he could go out with you"
"why does everybdy like morgan? nobuddy likes me, evrybody likes morgin." bella the bitch complained.
"cuz nobudy lieks gurls who look like bithces." i seid.
"i even thinkk ur cute, morgan." miely seid "wanna make out?"
"eww. that's gros." i saed.
"i think it'll be kuul" Allycard saed.
"welll okay" i sawed. i kissed miely on tha lipps and i lieked it(AN: get it like that arsome kati pery songg). iin fect, i almost had an organism.
Then Henna came back to da sage, and sed she needed some pple farm the awedience to cum up and sing with her.
"pik me! Haynnah!" i shouted. "it's mee. morgan frum da HSM consert!"
"okay. cum up here, morgin." hnnah said
"can i cum too?" yelld miely.
"sure. let's go." hannay siad.
me and miely ran up to the stage. (A/N: see? if she's hennah, how can they be in tha sam plase at wunce?)
we sang "best of both worlds" (A/N: get it? cuz its the title) evry1 in da crwd cheerd and they said i sunded even bitter then hanna.
"gawd that 1 chik is SOOOOOOOOOO hot" saed randum dude in teh audence
"SO MUHC HOTTR DAN MILY!" his fiend agred as he wiped out his peeweenie and started masterborting
Pls reviow i wannt tu here wat u all thunk about my story. I know u LUV it! 3