A/N:dont u loov it isnt it soo much better tham tha reel twilight? Eat ur hart out Stephan Mayer!
i got hum from da comsert at 2 ocock. i saw my dad hedding off to work in his truck but he went back inside cuz he forgot somthing while he was gone is say his truck turnd into optimus prime and calld bubleb on his shell fone.
"holly shit!" i yelld. "hi octipus pime" i sed to da robot of "
hi moagun" he sed back as he turmed back into a truk.
but morgan didnt care much cuz she tot that transformers were americon made and dat gundams and gurren lagoons were way colier becuz they were japaneseese. the norxtt day i gop up am but on ma village higgen in the leaves hed bam and my new selina gomez t-shirt (AN: she opened for hamma mortanya in da last chapter) and my salor mon boots and skirt and deicided to met up with my fonz. at da broders i meet up with my tomodaches (AN: thats friends in japenases)
"whats up tomodachis" said morgan to alucard usagi and bella. "
oh and call me sakura" sed bella. "you see" bella sed "i recently found out that i am actually half japanse so i deicided it was time 4 a nam change."
" you go gurl" sed umagi. "
"guess waht" sud morfan
"what" sed everone elsese
"when we were seeming horna morntoya laste nite she gave me 5 passes to the big anime convection thes weekend" sed morgin
"zoh my god" said everyone else
"we have to all go to that but what a minuete" sed bella
"what aboot our fith ticket who wull go with us" sed bella
"i nor" sed morgan "how a bort that man of urs belta" sed morgan
"ioh corse...jacock he looves angama too jus lok us hes perfkekit" beila sed
the next day we went homie and porked out er artfits fore the amini con. i picked out an outfit of sakura from nauto and i thought it was permeck cuz i whr my villiage higgen in da mist hordbad most of da time any way. usagi but on a black dress with a clevage exposing top and a transmutaion circle between her boobs and neck and dressed up as lust from fma. alucard of course dressed up as his name sake alucard from hellsing. and bella dress orp as as cardcaptor sakura (AN: not like her name sake cuz belka iz normed after the sakura from nuruto that im drossed op as). the norxt dab i gock up and met up with my frence at da connection cemper. da 5 us us met up and we lloked around wor anime voice actors like vic mingogna, chris sabbat, justinn kook, sean shimmel, steve blume, erin dizmuke, katelyn glass, kyle hubert, erick vale, sunny straight ,johnny young bosch, miely falanagan and tavis willlinghemm. they wwer all so hot almost as hot as tha charactirs tha voic in dar shows. i evin asked vic to say a line in his orochumairauu voice. ercik vale taked in his edward elrick voice too, and chris sabat did his smexy vegita vioice. we bought new mangas and anima dvds (AN: we dodnt boy ones that were transmagated into engrish we only bout them in japanese and only with japanse characters cuz we all can undersord speek and red japamanese). we went 2 arr kinds of pess conferces and saw all kinds uf cool anmiga news like da latest on the live action death note movie and the latest detective conan maga getting announceded. fianaly we got to wat we were all excited 4 da most the live action fma movie. i was so excited for the press conferrence i though me an ma frends was ina dreem. we say da predifhat of fundimation come ort and annoceded that the fma mavie was bein mabe but they have still yet to fim an actir to pla edward and winnrey when the peresdent sed you two get up on stag. and morgan and alucard got on the sabge. how woud u 2 like to play da roles of edweird and winnie an the full mecal alchamist mobie. us? sed alucard and me as we jumped up with excritment when suddenly...
the roof of the romm ccolapsed and a sapce ship flew in it was...INVADER ZIM!
"muahauahauahhguuuuuuu" sed inzaminer dim. " i am kidnaping ur cousin sakuera, morigan."
"nnooooo" sed jackob.
"am dars noting u cam dooo about et(A/N:get it cuz hes an alien)" sed zim as he flew away with her.
after invader zimms attacrk alucat and morgan acepted thar parts in the movie and went hom. they wondered about what they would do about sakura since she was now mostl ikely in space. qnd that hard no way how to git ther. suddenly they mettt...jimmy nutron. when jimmy enteryed 5th grad him and hes family moved from retroville to forks he also discovered he was japanese and loved anime and now we call him inuyasha. he haed alesoo whent to high skool with morgin. (A/N: she finnished be4 him ov crourse) he had attended the convention and was still in his roy mustang cosplay outfit.
"hey inuyaha" we sed to hem.
"inu u have to help us" sed morigan "my cousicn was just kibmaped by an allen and we gotta get her back."
jacov started to sing "I want my bella back bella back bella bak i want my bela bak bela back i want my bela back bela baby bak ribs."
So incashia told us his pan t o bulit a rockete to the moon which is no dout wher zim wan hiding ort with bella. we went bac to his lab godder had been rebuilt rfom scrac and now looked like keylala from inyushia (get it cuz inyasha built him) . We read how to draw yahoi books and practiced fro futumar carrerz as animie artists we went ova to hez boom box and moshed to the jonas brothels.
"i think nick is sooo hot" sed alucard
"but do you know who i thiunk iz hotter?" sed alucarb "you!" he esd to kiba.
they smiled and walked off to the bathroom holding handz . i worz prety cure they went toe hav smex but ots ok cuz me and alumacard werent exclusive plus he was drinking drugs wo he was hi. but i codnt tak ma i's off inyushu he was sooo hot with his his short black hair he looked just like roy mustanarg from fma. i just new a i neded a piece of him so i told umagi to gtfo and i got nake with inyuursha in his larb. i took off his thorng and he tok off mine i liked at his thingamajig and sed of inyusha
"your hed is so big"
and he putted his weener in my tummy and we tortaly made luut. we fimgured thar saw no rorsh to recue bolla since she jut got kidnarped and he dodnt hav time to do mus yet so we watched som wolfs rain. we fooled it up with a marathon of da shueey life of zork and cody on the disney channel.
"zack is such a hottie" i sed.
inyusha responded with saying its kody whos the hot one. he didnt mind if i thot zakk was hot since he was bi and all. but after our break the 5 of us deicided to gort back to work on saming my sister from da allen. we decided only the autobots cod help us and luckily 4 us optimus prime was my dads trock so we went to his orifice and lokked in the parki ng lot for optimus we fond him beating up sratkscreem with blumblebi and we told them that we need our help. bot before we cod asked hor his help we noticed he looked quit different he was now painted white and blue and had a voice that sounded sexy like hero ouy and he said that he was now named wing zero and transformed in to a plane not a truck.
optimicus sed he word be hammy to give usss a rid to space and fort the emil invadir zim to save my sister berla. so wq hooked win xero up to emoyashas sporce shit and broded his cock pit and prepared to go to space but thar was one more person we neded to make r missionb sorcessfrel he was my teacher from when morgan studied at the jedi accademy. the greated jedi who ever it wauz...obi wan kenobi? yes master ogi wand was on vacatun from fittin derk vamer and was able to help us. it turned out obi wand was japanses and came from a family of japanese animators and was now going byu the nam akira.
"hey akira" we said . akira was dressed up in cosplay of sauske from naurto he looked so smeky with his short black hair and shaved face hey morgan he sed (AN: when he was teaching her the ways of they forc they wer more then teachir and studant ;) )
"hi aikira" sed mormagan. "so akira r u redy to goo into spac?"
"yes" they all sed .
but first they deicided to watch the newedist episode of wizzards of wavwlry way. it sooo funny we thought we were gonna die but we no we had a sirmious mission to save blda. so we got into wing zero abd blastord off into spac. we appronched the munn but as soon and we gort thar akira sed . thats not moon thats a train station. it was...the death star! its gramady feld sorked us inb and sorrunded us in tits hanger. b 4 we noob it we wer sorronded by foot soilders and they were being led by...the shredder. get them out of that ship or the neu boss will hav r heds . thats wen wa saw him thi evil blade the vampire hunter and buffy the vampirte slayer they wanted to kille all the vampires and were wolfs lik my beloved alucard and kiba.
"oh now" i sed.
"what r we gunna do what r we going to do" sed umgagi.
"well just ham to sav and fight" sed morgan.