AN: pleaz revoww my stories i dont hav enoof god revowies

so there i was with my friends about to be eaten by storm tropics but i had a plan i orsked arikira for one of my old light sabers and usid to fire force lighting.

"awwwwwwwwwwwww" sed dap strom troppirs.

do we snook awai and fonded to control bringe and shut off the anti gramity shelad. and prepared to leve wen suddenly...darth vader attorked us with this light saber akira new he was no match so he called to morgan to fight the emile sith lord morgan pulled out her lightsaber that looked excatly like tenchis sword form tenchi muyo and beganm to fite garth bader. hes evil light samer was no match for morgins skills as a dredi. darth vager tried to use his fork push but morigan bloked it with her force liting

"" sed darth vader as he fell off in to space floating away tword the real moon.

we boarded the dethsir locking for the emperir. but we didnt find him insted setting it his chair was...blade! blade was standing there in his leather jackit and sun glasses but wes holding a metal sword and a katanaka standing next to him was buffy and they told us

"morgan we will wipe out all vamires and werewolls then talk over the univers!"

they pressed a buttin and sent us all into space! despite the fact that we were all in space with out suits or helmits none of us died suz we wir all 100% japanese.

the death satrt prepared to fire when sakura sed "morgan only u can sav us ur or only hope. "

suddenly...morgan went super sayin and punched the death sar. thats when blade and buffy exited the deth star and begun to fight morgan. blades swordxs were no match for morgins ki powers and he broke both his swords and sent him hurdling towrd urth.

"" sed blame. but just then bnuffy ordered the death star to attak but the death star sed

" i dont thyink so bunny"

and he transformed intoo...megatron. and turned into a gun and shot buffi deflected it and pulled out an ak47 from her purse and prepared to fire but suddenly megatron pulled of his maske revealing him self to be none other then james bond. he slaped buffy into sface and sent her hurdling towrd iurth.

"god we beat them" sed sakura, " now lets go eat some shushi on urth."

they got back into wig cero and went back to urrek wen wa gort back to the new planet we had sushi (AN:becase were japanse) and went ot broders to read more manga have fun. when sugenly we noticed a short yet hansoin boy. he was so hott and kawuoi i just had to met him.

"hiya" i sed to hum.

"hey" he sed "my names tom bombadile but i just gop back from the court house to have my name legaly changed to edward elric."

"edward?" she said "now theres a sexy name"

"ive never met anyone named edward" seh sed.

"ya me neither" said alucard.

"me neither" sed sakura.

"so i worz wondering" sed edward.

"ya" we all gasped.

"so i was haviing thos slep over last night and was wondering if anyone wanted to come"

wa all said weed love to and we all went to got ready for the lumber party. i put on my kagome costume for cosplay. alucard dressed up as vash the stampede, sakura dress up as faye valintine usagi ,dressed up as the major from ghost in the shell kiba, dressed up as kekashi sensai and imnyahu dredded up as gene wilder from outlaw star.

wan woo got to edwards house he went in his house edward was dressed as ichigo from bleach and he was gay(AN:which is soooooooooo much hotter then beihg straight).

him and inyasha wod mak suck a cute couple i thought to my self.

but we decided to start the party? we prepared to wartrch the inyashua movies/ so i deicided to go warm op som sushi (AN:you may bi thinking popkorn wod make more si nce to eet at a party tike this bot popkorn is american and we are japanses) ;once the sushi was cooked i got rice balles made for everyone. we watched all the eno

yaha mavies and the watched death nort for the milliojnth time. thats when ugagi and i decimed to have a pillow fite and we hit each orther many times and then we kissed. and then we totally did it (AN: I dont no how gurls do et with ech othir but i no its hot and u pervy boys reding this probably got a big erestion in ur pantz) . sudenly inyahsa came in with a case of jorpanise saki (AN:hes 21 so he cod buy it 4 us) and we aal got drunk and starked screwing otch other. when suddently OH MY GOD BELLAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY INVADER ZIM WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!. they left the anime convention wondering what they would do about sakura. after they finnish screwing sakura got really drunk and trhow up alot of pukey but it was okay cuz we started watchiong fma '

wehn i looked innto alucards ewys i new we were ment to be. it was at that moment i new were ment to be. from that moment on i new fma would be r favorite show together cuz we were ment to b. we want up stair and he stuck his rel bog peeweenie inside of my belly button again and hord sex agin. nrogaly someone wod worry that having sec with out a corndrum wod guy u prefant but were both undead so we noob that i wognt got pregnat. we put on the latest selema gomes cd and we all reeeeelllyyy started to head bang.

"selema is soooo fucking hardcore" sed edwwward.

"hell ya" sed morgan

all of the sugenthere was a nock at the door it was dubbledoor and the dethdelers straight out of garry potter.

"oh my god "sedd sukra "theyve come here to kill us thats why"

morgan went to go get her laser gun and disentigrated them all

"wo they died. "morgin sed "and thats why we have to go to retroville to save timmy turker."

so tha lent to disney land and boarded the materhorn and left town for retroville. wehn we got there we didnt have much time it was only a matter of time b 4 buffy and blade caught up to timmy(AN: hes not a kid hes a teenamer like jake bell in the live action movie on nickoldoion ok) and stole his fariy god parents. when we fond timmy he was at the big time rush concert. btr kicks ass so we decided to stay and enjoy the conciet. the naked brothas band was openiong and we all stard matbatin cuz they were actually naked nut tnbb was awesome too. so we stork around for btr and even got into the mosh pitt thats when wew saw Timmy turner and his furies.

and timi sed "ohmygod u guys r so k3wl i wish i wuz japaneze." but hos wish didnt work(AN:cuz he was already japanese)

"but ur alreddy japnese, jimmy." morgin sed.

"i am?" timmy looked at hemsilf.

"i am!1!" he yelld. "cusmo and wande musta granted my wish"

jsut then, cosma and wando flew in.

"hey timmy!" they buth yelld.

"cosmo, wanda, i wsish i had a biger duck." temmy said.

the furly god pesants blinkd theur wonds and timmy's dick grew, i could totaly see it threw his pantz. and i did it woth temmy for the first tim who decicded his new name was gohan (AN:like omg drake bell is sooooo hot he should have totally played gohan in that awesome DragonBall:Evolution movie) no onn noteciesd us dohin it cuz ther too dastracted by the concot

sakura really started rocking out to da concert at hand and even starked makin ort with kiba

sdunely from th dark plaz in the univserity, BLADE and Duffy sprong furth. Blades coat was no decorate like an american flag (AN: nut as kool as japland)

"in tha name of the usa, u must die, morgin!" buffy yelld.

"why me?" i aksked.

"cuz wen i dye, ur destinned to becum the necst slaiyer. and i can't have that" buffy sed.

"u bitch" morgin yelled.

buffy then triyd to steak allucard, butt i kicked her away rite quik. she went flyin. blade tryed the sam thing, and i did the sam thing to him.

"go to hell." i yelld at thenm when they hit the wall.

"we must cupture dem and take em to AMERICA SCHOOL!" Bald said mad. "no mores of there japananese stuff!"

"yes we must perserve the felling of being a usa citesin!" bufy saed.

morgan rain towards them and punhched anc kiked them hard in the balls and vagena.

"oh my pussy" sed buffy

"oh my tessibals" sed blage

"now, i'm gunna destroi both of youuuu!" morgan sed

A/N: whut do u think? excsciting rite! tha real battl is comming soon! reveiw plz! this is where it gits good!