AN? i r hom fram japanland butt wish i cod live dar 4 da rorst of ma lif cuz itz fuggin awesome how ots da horm of anime but im bak in da shitty old usa...on da brit sade i sod b able to uplod alot mor orftun dan i waz b4
morgin am alucird fanished dar milkfaks and excited da bar. we awnt to clubb disney and bout the latist demi lavato cd jamed to it on the way hum (got it?). but bak in fucks iz wer morrigun ran into...FAYE WOLFEN! faye has always ben morigans rivil ever since they were children. they hav always competed aganst each orther aginst stuff to prov wich of them iz da borst. hi morrigun sed fay snobbily hi morgan sed fay bak rudely. so morgan repliled fay i just finsished writing da nowest season on inyashu wat are u still doing hanging around all these jobless hacks! ILL HAVE U know we were having sacks in japin u stuck orp bach. hahaha laughed fay iz dat so well i just wanted 2 let u no dat the drummer for my marchin bond the mighty mouscatirs has broken his leg and was wondering if your band s=coud play the super bowl. sususususussuper bowl sed morgan! oh thatsa right sed fay u dont have a band . now just 1 minuet sed morgun i t jus so happens my friends do have jobs we do write anime storyis professionaly and were gunna play that super bowl. later dat day morgan put flyers all over forks adrvirtosing her aditions for her marching band and later that night she had quite the impressive turn out 4 her band akira spike alucard kiba sokora upogi wig0 blade buffy alucards dad mily cyrus now calling her self kaagome inuyasha japanese james bond and edward elric
ok sed morgan. "I think that we shold name or band "Kamikza" because of the heroes from the french revolution who saved french from the evil usa soldiers by crashing japland planes into buildings!"
"how did those guy do that without dying?" kaagome assed
"there were some gundums who originlly worked for the deceptions but defacted to the autobots, who were built by japese genieuses. Nothing made in Japan EVER BKREA!"
Latre, at boorgur kung, teh hole band wuz dere eatingf burgers and fkies, Then suddinky, i gassed. it wus...Fay!
"whut r u doin here, btich!" i asseked.
i stud up, reddy to pounch that kunmt, but alucard heeld me bakc.
"culm down, morganam." he sed sweatly.
his vouce wuz soooo sexii, i ulmosT cam in my pants.
i sit back doun, as Fauye came over.
"hi, morgun., my band is sooo muuch bedder thin urs." faiye sed.
"no it's naut!" i yelld.
"min is mooch bester, cuz my boyfreind is n it." i sed.
"well,, my bund is amercican, so that meens its betder." faye ylled back.
"yuu pronbly just sail fast foud." she sed
"shut ip." i yelled.
"my band wuz gunna plerform at a bubbl blow, but we cant cuz we haf to save Iraq frum the ffithly aemericans." faye sod.
"so?" i coumpianed.
"it jsut so hapens, i don't sell fast fuud, i do hafe a band, and were gunna plau that bubbly bole!" squidaward said.
aftuer that, the bband went to a paractice room, and gut raeady to practice.
"ok, evrybodyone, its tim to prectace." meorgan sai,
"dude instrumoundts of terture cunt?" plantkon askd.
"no" i sed.
"is mayinaze and insturment." buffy asked.
"no, buffie, myanouze isn' a intsternment." morgun sed'
bufy stared tu rase her hnd agin, but i sed.
"herse radiush is nut an insertment ither." pactrick. said
out un da yerd, dhe bund wuz marchkin and mergan wux telluin the flwg twerlirs to nmovie fastr.
"flug twarelrs, comon moove!" she ylled.'
the idoit vampure twirlser acidenttly stakd hinmself wif his fag und he ternd 2 doost.
"oky, gimme thos. this is huw itz dune." mergon sed.
I touk 1 of tha fleags awnd twerld id perfucktly.
"u doo it perfictly, morgun. just lik yu do evrythingg." alukard sed.
i sukked his dikk fer 2 hurs aftor preractice. he urned dat. he sed i did dat perfucly tuu.
duh nixt pert will tak too lung 2 write, so, jusst pretand thet squiderd is mergon, and spongbub is allukard.
Narrator: Day four.
Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that you haven't improved since we began... (Patrick chews on a trumpet) ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
Plankton: Correct!
Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four... (windows break and Squidwards face is deformed) Ok, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Band Member #1: Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws.
Mr Krabs: What did you say, punk?
Band Member #1: Big, meaty claws.
Mr Krabs: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.
Band Member #1: Bring it on, ol' man. Bring it on.
Spongebob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
Band Member #2: Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. (everyone argues)
Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight) There's a deposit on the equipment, people. (everyone uses their instruments as weapons) Settle down, please. (clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting)
Band Member #3: Hey, class is over. (they all walk to the door where Squidward slams them open)
Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
Patrick: You're welcome.
Spongebob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelin, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
Evelin: A firemen.
Spongebob: And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those canning pills, who revived you?
Larry: Some guy in an ambulance.
Spongebob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
Band Member #1: Yeah, for the firemen!
All: Hooray!
Spongebob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo.
(At Bubble Bowl)
Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that... (sees Squilliam) ...Squilliam doesn't find out! Squilliam! Ah! What are you doing here?
Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They...died.
Squilliam: Then who's that?
Squidward: AH! That would be my band!
Spongebob: We're ready to perform, Squidward.
Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (Spongebob dances)
Squidward: That's his...eager face. (Squilliam laughs)
Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
Spongebob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)
Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand. (crowd cheers)
Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
Spongebob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.
Mr Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Squidward: Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4.
Narrator: Day four.
Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that you haven't improved since we began... (Patrick chews on a trumpet) ...but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
Plankton: Correct!
Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four... (windows break and Squidwards face is deformed) Ok, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Band Member #1: Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws.
Mr Krabs: What did you say, punk?
Band Member #1: Big, meaty claws.
Mr Krabs: Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.
Band Member #1: Bring it on, ol' man. Bring it on.
Spongebob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
Band Member #2: Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. (everyone argues)
Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight) There's a deposit on the equipment, people. (everyone uses their instruments as weapons) Settle down, please. (clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting)
Band Member #3: Hey, class is over. (they all walk to the door where Squidward slams them open)
Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
Patrick: You're welcome.
Spongebob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelin, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
Evelin: A firemen.
Spongebob: And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those canning pills, who revived you?
Larry: Some guy in an ambulance.
Spongebob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
Band Member #1: Yeah, for the firemen!
All: Hooray!
Spongebob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A 1, a 2, a skiddleydiddleydoo.
(At Bubble Bowl)
Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that... (sees Squilliam) ...Squilliam doesn't find out! Squilliam! Ah! What are you doing here?
Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They...died.
Squilliam: Then who's that?
Squidward: AH! That would be my band!
Spongebob: We're ready to perform, Squidward.
Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (Spongebob dances)
Squidward: That's his...eager face. (Squilliam laughs)
Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
Spongebob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)
Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand. (crowd cheers)
Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
Spongebob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.
Mr Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Squidward: Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4.
den we sturted playing perfuctly, und alukared stertid sungin in a sexxi vouice.
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shore
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know!
So now we're flying we're free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
[ From: . ]
With resentment in their eyes
Running back through the midmorning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight!
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on!
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard, now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man!
So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
A/N: i knouw that thy sugn a defferint song on spngebib, bute, this song is a slut bedder, awnd nuw you assfuks cunt say i'm claigerizing. pluse thi song is by a jepanose band.
after than spong butt came down from da band and deicided that weh wer officula k3wl enou 2 han out with him. u c sponge bud got a race chang lik michelle jakion ancept now he was aciasin inseeed of wite and now he wanted tu tak and the power of juju us bak to asin bankini bottom