AN: ha mi chackter is nut racist you ashles I m 100 % Japanesey and i can say wut eva I went my perfekt race and its fin da only reeson da ch was call band gooks insted of geks was a typo ok !

so Morgan and alucarm ar=rived at asian bikkini bttom wer day were greeted by asian mister ckrabs he basially looked just lik mr craps accent his eyes were alot smalliville an: fucking duh right? but as sun as day walked into da crusher cab sushi and rice ball bar da gang was assault by da emil dk lord satan he self u see ever since satan had cursed Vladimir putin da rd to tom into da first vampire he also turned him whit insted of Japanese like he was made by gawd to be which is why vampirmers appar to be rice butt r rally Japanese and bisextical satan deicided (AN:get it?) dat he was jealous of da vampires because he couldn't even be Japanese so he decided to kill dam all starging with Morrigan and her fiends(AN:ahahahahahahahah im so funny get it im awesome] because day were da strorkest and he sacretly zanted to rap Morgan by transmorphing into a JIANT OCTIPUS MONSTIR and stucking has DECK tentaclez into herr avery orifices Morgan pulked ot her limet saber and begians to fight satam but he was no mach for da migit of Morgan ash land and her magik wizzard armor and he somoned a newclear warhead from da disney channel and blow up japanese bikkini bottom

"no" sad morgan as she uused her psiic mime shield to procrect her and her friends after which day all telaported to langly falls because sha no dat satan would be attakin dat town nxt satanic had rooserrrected dair old tamcher bin ladin and turked him into a JIANT RAPE WITH A MECHANICAL ARN wik com maark hem fli and shuot lasers dare morgan met stan smath and told da inferoor American CIA(AN:the japanesese cia is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy beter then the American 1 cuz they got japanes jame bond an japais bratman) dat satan wuzzel gunna to bow dam all up whil she was tellin george book and da smiths and da CIA dat satan was going to blow dam all up while usagi was sucking a dick telling dam about roger and steve were telling morgan dat know where osama bin laden is and dat hes workin as an oriffice assist ant and if day cature hen day'll get a billion dollars and day could by dollywood unfortunately satan over hear dam and told dam he knew abort dair plan and was gunna intercept dam buy NOODLES! star a gas fire and burning down dollywood day all chased him down on feet and got to dollywood but he got dare 1cuzhe ussed hes jet plan deloriam and burn dolly wood to da gound

"dollywood is burning" said roger as he started to cry…

That's when hotler (get it got it good?) appered and sed "I am the great leder hitler and im gunna cuz anothir holcrost"

I new hitler waz evil but he was so smexy an I new he liked Japanese people cuz he tem up with them in da sivil war but I new we was bad and neded to be stopeed

He was so smecky but I new I had to storp hem god

That's wen I ralizied that he wasn't hatler but mel gibbionson

"We shulldn't kill da jew, we shuld tuen dam all japaneze!" Morgan said angrily

"Damn Jew, day start all da wars!" Mel Gibson said. "Day control ALL DA MONEY! We should KILL DAM ALL!" (A/N: this isn't racist, cause I'm a jap-jew)

"RaWRR!1!1!" a gient tyranusoaris rex appeard.

It lookd liek da wone from jurrasic park. It eated mel gibsin, and rowred agin.

"pokaball go!" Morgin screemed, and daew a pokeball at da trex.

Da pokeball blinkked red until it sighed.

"Yes! We gut da TRex! I avinged yu, mel gibson!" I sed.

suddnly porfessor oak walkd over to me.

"vury good, morgen." he said. "you're such a pokemon mastur yu'r kapturing things daat arent even pokeman".

"thanks, proffesser" i smiled.

"i coulda cot dat." bella da bithc sad.

"shut up, u count." i sed.

"morgins wey batter dan u blella." alucard sed.

"ow. my pennis hurts." Spungbob said.

"oh no." i sed.

OWwww~!" spungbob yeld.

thin, his dike ecksploded and it killd him.

sadny cryed for spongbob, we had a funerle for him, thin, me and alucared went home, fuckd and wint to sleep.

and dats when da 2 leisbiannes? tok offf dair shirts and started kissing each odar? with dar boobies no litteeralit dair nickles turked into human mouths with vampir teeth and 8 fot long snape like tounges and made out with each oudar

A/N: wow. intresting isnt it? i think i cam wole riteting this. its gettin excitng huh? coment. excpt u hater,s fukk offv.