A/N: OMG ratman red my stori!one!1 i luv batman: the derk night!it my faverite movie is batmen and robber2222222! p.s. fuk yu, haters. stup saying my storrii sux.

P.M.S. I wokked rely hard das weak 2 git ur asswholes 2 chapters im soooo fulking nic to u flags ur fuckkin trols

So, aniway, after tha fooneral fer spungebub, me und alucard wint home and fuked sum more. i jest wanted tu fuck the pain awey. (liek dat song by dat jap band, Peeches).

thin murgin's identikle twin sister wallkd intu da ruum.

"what r u dooing her, sis?" i assked.

"mum sint me to vizit. she sed i'm beeing two bichty." she sed.

"OMG. this is 2 mooch sexiness fer me to take!" alucard screamd.

"wii shuld totaly have a 3 wey!" alucerd said. "it wud just be liek master batting tu you guys, sense ur twins."

"ok." mi and my sister saed at the same time.

we fuked, and then went to sleep. my sistr left the next morining.

suddenly ther wer a giahnt eoppxlorsion. out of knowherr kam a gyant bluuo peenis, phlashing in&out of exxxistnze.

"OMG" ..it wuza jiant peenis frum the plant marrz it wuz dr manhitins slong

"wot is that?" Morgen yelld.

"its Duckter Whose new tim mchin!" I said.

'but wayt... watz that cumming out(AN:get it?)? is taht a pony?" he skreamd. blood sqirted out og da ponys eyeballs and mouth az shes sed

"hi avry boody im dr hooves"

hi doctr hpoves niac 2 met u

"i hop I wasnnt interuupting yr actz of coytus" murmured teh doctor.

"naught all" ryspondydd Mhorghen. "wood yew lyk 2 jion us?"

so the poni tiem laurd fukked our brians out

""oh doctkitr diktir'

'ivv got this noo tyme machin, nad noobody to jion me in it." sayd the Dctor. "fyancy a spiin?"

okay! siad Acluard. "this shuuld stawp me from beenig so deprrsed all teh tiem." "guyz?"

sakura, Kiba, Ehdward amd Sponggbob hudlld tohgether in a sirkul. "whrr shuuld we go?" ask'd Edhward. 'I vote whe gao tew Japyan!" suakara and akiba nawdded in aghreement.

'Thahts a bhloodie brillyant idea!" crid out the Doctor "Beacuase as it tuurns ought, i'm naught jusst a time lohrd but alzo Japapapanese so call meh Kagome"

WhOOHOO evrrybawdy yeld and walkd into the maschine. "Ye liek it?" asksd Kagome. "I kall it teh P.E.N.I.S (AN:get it?) nowh, letz goo! allohn-sy!"

teh belu peenis flasched ought of eisxstance and tylted throo teh tiem stream, drawping eerybody in teh myddle of thi occean

"woah!" yeld Spawngbob. "wheyer arer we?" "ye'r in japanland, cyrca nienteen40!"

dats wan japinies jesus showed up of corse hes japion ese besceus the onleyt way he cod b the real jebez in the sun of god iz if hes japanize und nut arib, becuz why wuld jezuz be a trerrorist?

"hey morgan who wod u like a salzberry stake" he demanded who

"we need ur halp da strupid amaricans wonz ww2 and we gotta go bak am strop dem from fom dropin da nuclear bombs" he sed

"shure dude but first i gotta ride som more waves" he gort back on hes school desc and rodded da japan soonawmii wave and putted out the fires at the american mad nuclear powa plants and saved every1 so no body died but with out morgan wizzard powers alwo helped jebez do it cuz he codnt du it w/ out hir

"thank you morgan" he sed anb dont cal ma jesus any mor call me goku. ok goku u wanna hav sax on the beech she sed and goku rocked her like a hurrican (AN:get it?)

wan suddenly a magic fon boob cam ouway t of da air and a beiutafuck came at of the tim machine that looked like morgan unly older and hotter but alsi liked lak alucard and kinda lik ali kaba. It wuz Renezzmay!

"renezzmay whut r u doing here?" morgin asked,

"how du u no who i am?" renezmay asked.

"i felt a cunnecshun. your my daughter frum da futere arn't yu?" morgan sed.

"yes." renezmay sed.

"whut r u doing here?" morgin asked.

"i cam here tu help u defeet the eevile americans in WW2" remneszmay sed.

we all gasspsed.

A/N: ooooh! a cliffhaangerr! R u all exited? u shuld be. the neckst chaptr is gunna be EPIK! furr all u haters, snape slitherin killed dumbledor griffendor. Ha! i jusst runned hary potter 4 you!