AN: Fuk u all! whi iz nobody redin ma story its soooooo fukan k3wl but you american daggits wont evan gave it a chance because its japanese isnt ikt! u aii uking suk i bat f u trolz got a story about some strupid american story liie garry potter or rord of the lings ud jazz ur pantz 8if i uprode any mor chapter ur fucking lucky its cuz i nice fuky u suk suk,
"will u help us morgin? Ur the only 1 who can saeve japan!" the doctur asked.
"ovcourse I will, japan needz mi hlp" morgen said.
"thin we must huurry! the eeville americans are abot to bomb nagasocky and heroshemale!" docter yelled.
"oh no!" morgen said.
they then all runned to where tha bomb wuz bein lunched. and whin it tuuk of out of the submereene, morgan and her frineds jumpe on to it, and then morgen used her magnit powers to opin up th hatch ov the bomb, and reorrainged the bome, so it wuld go to america insted.
(A/N: morgin is magneto und vegita's dauter. it isnt wierd becuz tha guy who playd magnido in x men is gay)
rite when the bomb got neer ameirca, morgen and her fiernds jiumped in the air and hockoo frum spritied awey showd upp as a daragon, and we rode on him.
"it wuz a genuis idea to call hakoo, morgin" alucard sed.
everybody cheerd and agereed. Morgen dindt thihnk she wuz that cool, but eveyrone loved her, so it must be true.
(A?N: she's nnut being a merry sue here. it's gunna get reel sad for morgen soon, so shut up haterz!)
morgan new her magjik ninja powers wood neva fail her so she called on the power of kakashi senasi and teloporkeded under parl harger and b,lew up da entire fleetr morgan ne w thas wauznt unuf so she epmtyed out the asian titanic on a saf place an cuked it at da captital of alazaka and bo ip da hol stat liberta prim didnt hav a chance she then fucked asianj jak bower cuz hes wsooo sexa (AN: that was leo decapitateds catricter from titanic and hes hotir as a japinesey man)
"quk morgan, wii hav to tack the natzis!" aluecard graposhed.
suddenlly, adolfo shitler, ridin a robnolt unticorn, apparehhd abd wnet up to mrgin.
"u japs hav to fstop hutnin whales and atein dogs!" hitolor manded.
"NO!" mrogin said. "dolhpins are dleicious!"
Mrogin and Hitler beagn to fight, when sudnly batman came fom the sade and hit Hitler with a grenda! Hitler got rlea pissd and bgun to atack, but shaq blocked him! shaq used fu on hiler, but thin aron carther came out the blue. A nd then his startd beatnig up shaquelloneanl but tha both got flattend bht the mobilebat.
marogin thewr hrself into teh path of the bamobble to statop it from htittng anyting elz. kakshi cried ut 'no!" and ductor kagaome bgan to cry. mrogan was very falttered wiht how hr feirends card abuot her wlll-beieng. Sao she bgan te charge an eneregy balst and fraiered it at htiler adn it hit him rghit in eth chest bt it dint faz him. aaclulard sad "whatch out frarom behind!" as rudalhp hytlr teleleporatd at Morgn and pncchd her in the head. she flwe back a mlillion maailes, crsuhing bluildings as she enewt. Goku gsaspd and aculualrds eyes wdiednd.
rmogain pcikced herslefl back up from ehet werckage of Nwe Jersesy to get bak in the fight. shes drew her swarod ylelling tou "getstyo teynsho!" ash her hair greaw down 2 herf eet an bandadages warrp d arotnd her faci and alflmame tatos apparpd on hrd body. she opened hr maourth and frired anohter blast, btu htil,r dhad traransrfromd into his deomon from, rippd his shrit off rvealling bleu tiribal ttatoos and knokd the balst asid, belowing up txexas.
And then hitler becmet a SUPER SAYIJAIN! (a/n: bet you did nazi dat comin') but it was no mach for Moorrgains SSJ5 pwoarers, henrich hitler read her power level and say it over 900 WHAT NO 0990 DATZ IMPLAWSBLE. skreeming as they pweoerd up morgains colthes bgan ripping of hre body MORE LIKE TOTAL RECALL AMIRITE. Suddenly the author's aneurysm ended and she began typing normally. And now for something completely different.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I work all day! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. RED RUM RED RUM MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE! stve get away form my keybard I'm rwiting a fafiction! yes no get way I'll tll ommomy fasdfsdatrskdhtikrgbvfgjksla I have scissors 63
Whoever is reading this, I'm so sorry. My poor, poor American (and not Japanese) brother, who was locked up in an insane asylum for years and years, has somehow gotten it into his head that he's female, Japanese and twelve years old... when he's actually thirty-five. At the time of writing this, I haven't a clue how to delete any of this text or how to remove her previous submissions, as the backspace key on the keyboard has been welded down by spilled dried green tea. I would like to formally apologize for OH GOD SHE'S BACK! NO, GET AWAY! You're killing me Larry! No, you're literally killing me Larry! NOT THE CHAINSAW LARRY! CALL 911 CALL 911 I LIVE AT 3565 xzc.c.,lzz,.msnm,.xcsnkl;jfdg sh;ldhgesrilkjgj
(A/N: mruy stui[id brother almomst rouinde my story! such a fcugcking prep and poawser)
hithler stared at morgains nkaded body and weatched the sweat drwp diwn her b00bis, sod did vevrryone lease.
oh no sad hatler as ha gort a ragin erocktion and he had to fuk ur. no way sed morgan ill never hav sax with u.
ok well o eva oh vita saan and he pulled out hes gun and shot him self with a cyanid plill like da hastery channel sed he didnt do cuz it was a conspircy thory. thre was awslo somethng bout ancinet aleins btu i dont remmbber
morgan nub she naded help if she wuz gunna defeat the americas an wan ww0 thats y sha neded 2 go 2 da futu and get advan technool and wapons so she wnt 2 da amish cuntry 2 but some lazer gons its not like shy codnt afford dem (AN:SHES FUKIN RICH!b) after that sje went back to the bast and punched the nuclear bombd away from japam 2 amarica and beat up americas prejident ronald ragein bot it stal wazny enought america was defted in the past but still tooled in the futr so morgin and her bitches ant to the future and attorked the wipe house and murmered the presidpt in the future so now japan controled aperica gorgan was offered tr presidamts crown but declined cuz rulin da contry was boring and gave it over to the emperor of japan kim jong ll the deicided to celebrate with an anime party lak day uss 2 do en da olb gays they japped off (AN:get it?) to the latest issues of fruit basket abd for our movei we opleasered r selves 2 lengend of the overfiend and la blue gurl et was uh duble feture nite 2 knight thats ewn e dacided 2 have a super soafa fite we loded r skirt guns with greeen t cuz using water wofd b soooooooo american and we skurted good old japenasa grem t all over r hot sweet naked bodies so we all had an orgasim