*Uploaded August 14, 2011*

CHAPTER 4, WOHO!

The chapter was going to be longer, too, so it was a silly way to end the chapter, I know.
Thanks for everyone reading my story, it's nice to know some people are reading this.
And this chapter is kinda boring, next one should be more action-packed.

Chapter 4 - His Balls, His House

"Well..?" May said when John approached her.

"False alarm." John said and smiled.

"Told you so." May teased him. "Why was that car there anyway?"

"It was just a young couple in love, making out."

"Why were you gone for so long then?"

"Um, I had to make sure that they weren't faking it, and man, they didn't." John said and blushed. "Wanna head inside now?"

"FINALLY!"

May's eyes went wide open at the first sight of John's house, the inside of it, atleast.

"This is.. This is.. This.. This is.." May stuttered.

"Amazing?" John finished for her while snickering.

"INCREDIBLE!" May screamed. "This is just like how the movie stars live! Even better!"

John laughed while May watched every single corner of the room. First, the room they had first entered:
The floor was made out of extremely great wood, and the walls were white, she had no idea what material they were made of. She quickly put her shoes next the door and then handed over the shortly borrowed coat to John and went to see the next room that was just in front of the room she was in right now. The floor was made of same wood, she assumed the whole floor in the house was made of it. The room was probably John's living room, with a big flat screen tv on the side of the wall and over 5 couches and chairs facing the tv. On one side of the room was the kitchen, with a table for 4 people and a refrigerator, plus other stuff that May didn't exactly care about right now. On the far end of the room was also a bar full with drinks and expensive wine, and a few bar chairs, too. Right next to the bar was a sliding door with glass so you could see through it, making May able to see the backyard of John's house. She sprinted to the sliding door and slid it open, and then ran outside to see John's big pool. She quickly returned inside however, not wanting to get cold again. She eyed the pool with a trampoline for a few seconds, and then turned around and started running to see the next room, tackling a poor teenage boy to the ground on the way. When she got into the next room she noticed two things; every room had a really expensive looking roof lamp covered with gold that princesses usually had in their palaces. Second, John was awfully rich, she made a mental note to check out why later, but never did that as she saw his wardrobe; a wardrobe the size of her whole room. She screamed in delight when she saw that John for some reason also had clothes and dresses for women.

"Joooohn," she asked with a teasing voice, "Why do you have girl clothes?"

The smile that John had quickly changed into a frown.

"I.. I don't feel like talking about that right now." he replied.

"Oh.." May said, holding a red knee lengthened dress. "Can I try this on?" she said, trying to change subject.

John didn't say anything, he just nodded. May did a strange sound that John only could guess was a form of squealing, as she picked a few homecoming dresses to try out. After five minutes, May had picked a 'few' dresses to try out, still jumping with excitement.

"John, could you.. Leave?" she asked.

"What? Why?" he asked, dumbfounded.

"I have to change! You don't wanna see me naked now, do you?"

John stuttered a few words while scratching the back of his head. May blushed immediately.

"GET OUT!"

John ran as fast as he could, even running upstairs. He had never tasted the wrath of an angry young girl.

"Man, she got some temper.." he said and sighed. "Might as well make that phone call now."

He walked towards the other side of the not-so-small room, past the little pool, to the videophone. He dialed a number and entered the password needed for the call. Pretty soon, a huge face of a man in his thirties could be seen on John's flat screen tv. He chuckled inside, wondering how it would be if his uncle had a head that large in real life.

"John." the man on the screen said, holding a phone to his ear. "It's good to see you."

"Hey, uncle. Same here." John replied with a smile. The man on the screen nodded. John noticed that his uncle was stroking a Persian while talking to him, he always had something about cats.

"How are your pokémon doing?" the man asked.

"Great." John replied. "They're more than ready to face Cynthia."

"Excellent. But that isn't for about two weeks, in the meantime, I'm transferring a few men to your location."

"And how many men is a 'few', exactly..?"

His uncle thought about it for a moment.

"About.. 100." he finally replied. John chuckled. If that was only a few, then how much men would 'many' be?

"The fools have already established a temporary base just outside Jubilife City, we'll use that one to transfer the pokémon before moving on to the League."

"I'm sorry, 'The Fools'..?" John asked.

"The two fools and that talking cat!" the man almost screamed.

"Ah. Should've known." John replied. "But why were they working in a hamburger bar?"

"You ask too much questions, John. It's only a cover until we've extracted tonight's load and start with the real project."

"I understand." John replied. His uncle nodded and was about to end the call when he saw something behind John.

"Who is that?" he asked, no, demanded to know. John got surprised and turned around to see what his uncle meant. Then he saw May, standing there, beautiful as ever with a red dress on and her long, brown hair, resting on her back.

"May.. You look just like her." John got out.

"Like who?" May wondered. She then noticed that John was talking with a man.

"I should probably get going.." she said and turned around, trying to sneak away.

"Stop right there young lady." the man said, now talking through the speakers placed around the room. May did as she was told and gulped. Her eyes went wide when she saw the pool in the room. The man redirected his gaze towards John.

"You certainly have a good taste in women." his uncle said.

Both May and John blushed like crazy after they heard what the man said.

"T.. Thank you, sir!" May tried to say and bowed, holding the edge of her dress while doing so. "It's a pleasure to finally meet you." John's uncle smiled.

"Beautiful and elegant, a very wise choice indeed." the man said. May couldn't say anything, she was trying to hide her face, while John tried to save her from any further embarrassment.

"How did you meet her?" his uncle asked.

"I.. I met her in the Hoenn airport." John replied.

"I see. What made you choose her instead of all the other women I've already showed you?"

"She.. She just won the Hoenn Grand Festival, she's a top coordinator." John finally said and sighed. His uncle's eyes went wide.

"Now this is interesting." he said, smirking. "Now you're saying that this young lady is a top coordinator?" Very interesting indeed."

Both May and John nodded at the same time. His uncle smiled even more, and John didn't like that.

"Hm, we could surely use your beauty and skills at our team. I could make you powerful in no time, just like that." he said.

"I-I don't think so, uncle." John said.

"Why not?" his uncle asked, irritated.

"Well, she may be able to help.. But not in the way you think, I think it would be better if she could design the houses with me instead, she could get hurt while working." John said and stared at his uncle. The man and John stared at each other for a while, with an awkward silence now hovering all over the room. May was wondering why they were looking at each other for so long, and work with what..?

"I understand." John's uncle finally said. "I trust you don't let her ruin this plan." He then ended the call, making John stand there, and sigh.

"What did he mean with all that.. Stuff?" May asked.

"He wanted to recruit you." John replied.

"Really?" May said and smiled. "What are you guys working with then?"

"Well.. We tell people to build buildings, I'm an architect. I design buildings for my uncle."

"Really? That's so cool!"

"Yeah.. But my uncle had other plans for you."

"What?"

"Well.. He wanted to use your beauty, if you know what I mean."

"Huh..?" May asked, not getting it.

"You know.. A dancer."

"Me? A dancer? Cool! I'd love to!" May said, jumping. John chuckled.

"It's not the kind of dancing you're thinking of." he said, still chuckling.

"But I wanna dance! Ask your uncle if I can take that job!"

"Trust me, you don't want to." John said and smiled.

"Why not?" May asked irritated. "Fine, show me some buildings you've designed!"

John sighed and nodded, he then went to the big screen were his uncle's big face had been a few minutes ago, to open a few boxes right under it. He took about 10 to 20 pieces of large sketches and put them to a desk.

"Well, here are some of my designs." he said and smiled.

"Woah, you designed every one of them?" May asked, stunned.

"Yup. But most of the buildings are built in Kanto, where our.. Office, is."

"Oh, is there any buildings here in Sinnoh that you've designed?"

"Um.. Yeah, one."

"Alright, show me it! We can head there before we get to the pokécenter!" she jumped with excitement.

"I'd prefer not."

"Please?" May said sweetly and went closer to him. John chuckled and shook his head.

"JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN! C'MON!" May whined.

"Flygon, flamethrower, now!"

A red hot line of hot fire was coming in fast from outside, destroying the expensive lamp on the roof and made the room pitch black.

"JOHN!" May screamed in fear.

"MAY! WHERE ARE YO-"

A loud thud could be heard, and then, silence. May was scared to death, trying to back against the wall, but hit something, or someone. She turned around, and then got blinded by some sort of flashlight, but her vision was slowly returning. Without being able to see who the person was, she kicked the person between the legs, making the person fall to the floor, almost crying in pain.

"MAY! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

"Huh?"

Another flash of light could be seen, and now the part of the room where May, John and the person that had gotten a kick between the legs was now lit up by a little flashlight on the ground. May's eyes had now adjusted themselves for the darkness, and she looked down on the floor to see the person she had just kicked.

"Drew?" she said, dropping down to the person that had his hands between his legs. "DREW! SAY SOMETHING!"

No answer, May could see that he was in great pain, he was trying to suppress the tears that was about to come out.

"MAY! WHY THE HELL DID YOU KICK HIM?" a girl screamed. May didn't care about who was screaming, she only cared about Drew, if he was okay or not.

"Drew! Say something!" she said desperately, shaking him with her hands. She looked at Drew's face, he was about to say something, although it looked like he had to force it out.

"M... Ma...M.." Drew got out.

"Y-Yes?" May asked. Drew motioned for May to lean closer so that she could hear him. May did as he wanted, and put her ear near his mouth, waiting for him to speak.

"My.. My balls.." Drew whispered. May blushed furiously and raised herself from the ground, looking around the room for help. Her eyes locked into a pink haired girl.

"W-Who are you?" May asked, holding her hand with the other one. She glanced at the boy she had just recently kicked in the balls, but then looked at the girl once more. She looked almost like Solidad, with a few exceptions, one of them having a different hairstyle and being shorter. Her hair was resting free on her back, her hair also being longer than May's hair. The pink haired girl had a pink blouse, she probably didn't need to have anything extra on, but she had a pink shirt, as expected, underneath the blouse, and if you looked closely, you could see the lines from her bra. May looked down on the girl's chest and blushed when she noticed that the girl had the same breast size as herself, if not, even larger. The pink haired girl had a pretty and an amazingly short skirt, a weak breeze was enough to make it fly in the wind and reveal what was under it. The skirt was, also, pink.

"I'm Amelia, now why are you staring at me like that?"

"You're beautiful." May said and smiled. The girl blushed but then posed.

"Of course I am, I mean, just look at me! You ain't too bad yourself, with that dress."

The both girls smiled.

"What's with all that pink?" May asked.

"Oh, I just love pink! Imagine a world made of pink only.." the girl said and sighed, fantasizing about a world with pink everywhere. May put her index finger on her cheek and tried to imagine that, too, but sweatdropped at how retarded that would look like. Both girls were interrupted by Drew, who was chuckling, still lying on the ground.

"What's so funny?" Amelia wondered.

"It's funny how almost everything you have is pink, except for a few things."

Amelia crossed her arms and grunted.

"Well, too bad you can't buy everything in pink." she replied annoyed.

"Really?" Drew said, still having trouble with speaking. "Last time I checked, you could buy pink underwear."

Amelia blushed even worse than last time, and May wondered what Drew was talking about.

"How did you.." she asked, blushing like crazy.

"Well.." Drew said, trying to sit up. "Let's put it this way; I can still see them."

The pink haired girl blushed even more. She then rushed over to Drew, pulled him up out of the floor, and then crossed her arms, looking the other way with her eyes closed.

"There!" Amelia said, still blushing. "Now you can't see them!"

"I don't need to." Drew replied. "I've already seen them long enough to know that green is your second favorite color. I wonder why?" he finished with sarcasm and flicked his hair.

Amelia blushed so much that it probably wasn't possible to get her face more red, and she wanted to smack Drew in the face, maybe he would forget everything about her green underwear.

"Shut up!" Amelia said and turned around, walking away a few steps from him.

"Amelia, maybe you should try a more.. Not-so-short skirt." May said, chuckling and sweatdropping.

"I-I will!" Amelia said, still pissed off. There was a long moment of silence, before May finally broke it.

"Wha.. What are you guys doing here? What the HELL happened to that lamp? AND WHY IS JOHN ALL BEAT UP?" she bursted out. She ran past the blushing pink haired girl and the smirking green haired coordinator, to the unconscious boy on the floor.

"John! Are you alright? What did you do to him?" May asked.

"We just saved you." Drew replied, still smirking about Amelia's green underwear.

"From what?" May wondered, trying to wake John up.

"From that douche there." Drew said and pointed towards John. "I have to admit, he packs quite a punch, but I still got him."

"But he didn't do anything!"

May then explained everything, from where she had met John at the airport, to when all of this in the room had happened.

"Oh." Amelia said after a moment. "So.. That dress isn't yours..?"

May shook her head.

"Now," May continued, and raised herself from the floor, "WHY DID YOU BEAT HIM UP AND CRASH IN INTO HIS HOUSE?"

"We were only trying to save you, we thought you were in trouble." Drew replied, the smirk on his face now gone.

"I see." May said. "But why did you think that I was in any danger?"

"We heard you scream his name from outside." Drew said.

"Oh please." Amelia added, "if she screams his name, it doesn't have to mean something bad happened, it could be something good, too. I told you we should've waited for more proof that she was in danger!"

"Shut up, Pinky." Drew said, annoyed.

"What do you mean with 'something good'?" May asked. She didn't get any response, Drew had crossed his arms with his head down and his eyes closed, while Amelia was shaking, about to explode with laughter. After a few seconds, May had finally realized what Amelia meant.

"Hey! We didn't do anything! He just showed me his sketches!" May protected herself.

"Yeah, right." Amelia said, still trying to suppress her laughter. "His 'sketch-'"

She didn't finish that word, instead, she fell to the floor, laughing so hard that the sound of it went through the right now broken windows, outside and scared a few Pidgeys from a tree nearby in the process.

"John!" she screamed, faking a couple making out on the ground. "Show me your 'sketches'! Oh, it's so good! Can you give me toooooooour?"

May blushed madly, while Drew stood there, smirking. He had regained his evil smile after seeing Amelia's underwear while she rolled around on the floor, still faking a couple making out, but was now faking some more intimate moments.

"Aren't you going to drop your green panties while you're still at it?" Drew said, still smirking. Amelia immediately stopped rolling around on the floor and stood up. She cleared her throat as the brunette and the green haired boy watched her with amusement. A cough from behind made all three of them jump from the ground, some more than others.

"What the hell was that?" Amelia wondered, she had fell to the ground again after she heard that creepy cough.

"John!" May screamed and sprinted to the boy who was struggling to get up.

"What happened.. Are you okay, May?" he said, checking for a mirror to see his face. He looked at a mirror but didn't see what he had expected.

"Who.. Who the hell are you? What are you doing here? And who the fuck screwed my room?"

He was about to to scream some more about his wrecked windows and furnitures, but his eyes locked on into a certain pink haired girl and shut his mouth. He turned around and faced the girl.

"Such beauty, am I in heaven?" he asked. Amelia blushed at that statement, May slapped herself in her forehead and Drew also got red, but with jealousy. Everybody thought that John was flirting with her, but he was actually wondering if he was in heaven, his head was screaming for sleep and his vision was blurry. John shook his head, trying to wake from this beautiful dream where his room was completely ruined. May stepped in front of him and slapped him on his face.

"Snap out of it, John! You're not dreaming." May said. John let out a sound that heard like a short 'ow', and then looked back at the pink haired girl.

"Who are you guys?" he asked. None of them gave him an answer, but Drew soon stepped towards John and bowed.

"Please forgive me, I am the reason for all of this. I will stand for the costs of all the damage I have done." he said and raised himself. John was surprised by the boy's sudden actions.

"My my." John said, and then looked towards May. "I believe this is the boy you have a crush on? You have taught him well, or is it the other way around?"

"WHAT?" May screamed. "No way!"

"No?" John wondered. "I'm sorry, I thought you were the boy May has feelings for."

"Am I not..?" Drew asked, feeling hurt.

"N-No! I don't have a crush on anyone! John!" May answered.

"I see." Drew said with closed eyes. "It must be Ketchum."

"Can we please talk about this some other time? Would you and that lovely girl next to you explain what happened in here?"

"I followed you guys from the hamburger bar. I asked this girl, Pinkelia, to come with me and save May from you. But I see that wasn't necessary." Drew replied.

"Why would May be in any danger?" John asked.

"It all looked suspicious." he said, embarrassed. "Again, I'm sorry for everything. I'll pay for all the damages done."

John laughed, making Drew wonder if he had gone nuts after that punch to the face.

"No need to, I'll get everything replaced soon enough. All I ask for return is your name!"

"I'm Drew. Are you sure about this?"

"Why of course! Money is not a problem for me, I assume it is not a problem for you, either."

Drew nodded, he thought that this John was a pretty good guy after all.

"Now," John continued, "Why don't we get to the pokécenter? I'll deal with my room later."

Everybody nodded went outside using the emergency exit, they didn't wanna risk getting hurt by all of the falling pieces of glass. May and John went to his garage to get his car, but Drew and Amelia went towards the gate.

"Hey!" John shouted. "Where are you going? There's still room in my car!"

"Thanks, but we got our own. It's right over there." Drew said and pointed towards the black car not too faraway.

"Wait, what?" John said surprised. "Is that your car?"

Drew nodded and wondered why it was such a big deal.

"So you two were the ones making out earlier?" John asked.

Drew smirked and replayed the moment in his head, while Amelia shook her head and blushed, remembering the taste of hamburgers and lipstick mixed together.

"We fooled ya, didn't we?" Drew asked proudly. May was looking at him, wondering how he could do things like that, fake a kiss..

"Why yes you did! You were eating each other up! It was impossible to believe that you faked it. Or did you?" John said.

"C'mon Drew, let's get out of here." Amelia said while pulling his arm towards the car. Drew still had that smirk on his face, and made a 'I'll tell you later' look to John. John smiled and motioned for May to enter his own car.

"You have a driverslicense?" she asked, smiling.

"Yeah, why else would I have this car?"

"Whatever." May said and smiled. "Let's head to the pokécenter, after all of this, it'll be heaven to just rest over there."

John nodded and started the car, and was about to drive to the center when he saw that Drew's car hadn't started yet.

"Hey!" John said after he had pulled his car over next to Drew's and pulled down the car windows. "Are you gonna follow us to the center or what? And why haven't you started the car yet?"

"Pink-elia here wants to drive my car." Drew replied with his eyes closed.

"Then why don't you let her?" John asked. "Do you even have a driverslicense?"

"No, he does not! That's why he should let me drive!" Amelia shouted from the passenger seat.

"But you stink at driving. You're the reason John saw us in the first place. Why would a stalker park his car right outside his victim's gates?"

"Are you retarded?" Amelia answered. "It was so that we could get a better view!"

"You need glasses or something? I think you should get your vision tested or something."

Amelia was about to rip Drew apart, but John stopped.

"Hey, Drew?" he asked. Drew opened his eyes and looked at John.

"Hm?" he replied.

"I think you should let her drive this time." John said and sweatdropped.

"Fine." Drew said, irritated. Both Amelia and Drew exited the car to change seats, they tried to change seats without exiting the car last time, but that didn't end so well. Drew had a frown while going to the passenger seat, while Amelia felt like singing 'In Your Face'. Both got into their respective seats. John was about to drive away but was stopped by Amelia's voice.

"John! Can't you show us one of your buildings?" Amelia asked, still happy to be able to drive.

"N..No, I'd rather not." he replied.

"Please..?" May whined from behind his back. John sighed. He shook his head, making the two girls get disappointed.

"C'mon John." Drew said. "I thought you were a man."

John snapped up his head and looked into Drew's smirking face.

"Fine." John said, now smirking, too. "I'll show you it, right now. Amelia, follow my car."

Both of the girls screamed 'YAY', while John pulled up his car window, and Drew flicked his hair, still with that smirk on his face.

'This'll get interesting.' John and Drew thought at the same time.

Please review, if you can. I'd really appreciate it. Whether it's a positive or negative review, I really don't care, as long as you're not flaming the pairing itself.. (:
And for those of you who thought that Amelia was Solidad, you were right.. But after reading through these chapters, she seems to be too much off-character, so I made her into Amelia, instead, ^^

Next chapter.. Should be up in three days from now, maybe two days, but that's a big maybe.