Meetings, Arguements and Love
Yup! I updated! Hope you like this and blah blah blah Itachi is awesome. Okay. You can read it now.
Disclaimer:Still don't own Naruto T_T
Akira POV
After a long journey to the hideout, with a constant bugging from Pein (he wanted me to talk to Konan and see if she likes his new piercing- I didn't want to know where it was...) and constant gazing at Itachi-sama, bro' gathered us all in that big room with the Gedo Mazu statue and ceremonially brought out two cassettes.
Ah, don't you tell me!
"Akira, Kirina Mizuhana, I have the pleasure to welcome you in the Akatsuki organization..." he started, but I started tapping my foot to the ground. "Akira, can you...?"
"No! I'm bored! I helped you write this goddamned acceptance speech! I don't wanna hear it again after I heard it ten times while you were practicing it in front of the mirror!"
"Shut up! Everyone had to hear it!"
"And everyone is equally bored! Okay, maybe I'm more bored than all of them."
"EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION OR I'LL SHINRA TENSEI YOU ALL!"
"You're getting to be predictable..." I commented on a low voice, but everyone heard it in the dead silence that fell after bro's outburst.
"WHO DARED?" he yelled looking at everyone of us.
"I did. Gonna shinra me?" I said.
"Too bad I can't... Okay, then what about the rules? You didn't hear them! And everyone contributed to them!"
"I wanna hear Itachi-sama's rule!" Kirina and I yelped in the same time, then kyaaaaa-ed. Yeah, we were obsessed fangirls.
"You'll hear everyone's rules! So! Konan's rule is first!"
There he goes again with the blah blah... and he should just ask her out already... but noooooo, he has to do the I'm-an-intangible-god-and-I-don't-care-about-girls...
Kirina POV
Pein was just blabbing in his usual I am leader, hear me roar way.
"Konan's rule is first! Do not flirt with, touch, or ask out Pein-Pein." Leader blushed while reading, earning a few snickers from the group. He cleared his throat and continued."and no dying your hair blue."
"I did not. I repeat, not put Pein-Pein in." Konan stated.
"Next, Zetsu's rule. Respect and love plants or I will eat you!" Nobody said anything.
"Um, Tobi's rule: be a good boy!"
"Hey, we're girls!" Akira shouted.
"Tobi is being a sexist" I complained.
"Fine, be a good girl or boy." we nodded with approval. "Kakuzu's rule: never ask for a penny."
"Can I ask for a dollar?" I asked the masked man. He gasped and had a heart attack.
"How dare she! A dollar! A frickin dollar she asks." I smirked, four more of those and bye bye Kakuzu.
"Would you all just listen! Hidan's rule: diaper wearers will have to convert to Jashinism." Pein sweatdropped while reading this. I bet he wears diapers.
"Um, Sasori's. Respect art and don't touch my puppets. 'nuff said."
"Deidara, no play doh. Ever...un." It was funny to hear Pein say un.
"Kisame says no shark fin soup unless you want to be...gulp..sliced into ribbons then made into sushi?" Oooh I love sushi!
"Next Itachi's rule-"
"GO ITACHI! KYAAA~." Me and Akira screamed. Pein's eye twitched.
"Shut up!" We did. "Ok now my rule."
"Hey! You skipped Ita-kun's!" I shouted.
"No, I just said it."
"Say it again."
"Shut up!" Oh. I can do that. Me and Akira wwere silent for the rest of the time.
"Okay, don't annoy me. No shouting, fangirl screaming or talking during my meetings. Don't touch my piercings. Never I repeat never touch my Konan plushy! Never draw on my face, never ruffle my hair. Don't call me Sonic. Don't throw carrots at me?...Ok who wrote that there!" Akira giggled.
"Why Akira do you hate me so much?"
"Sorry nii-san, you're just too boring."
"I am not! I can be interesting too."
"Yeah only when you sing about Konan in the shower!"
"I do not."
"Yeah you do."
"Do not!"
"Do too!" The rest of the meeting consisted of the sibling arguing about how boring pein is and me staring at my Ita-kun.
Akira's POV Again
"And I bet you made Konan's rule! And why the hell would any girl without a mental disease flirt or touch you, except for a nice beating up?" I continued with one of my never-ending fights with bro'.
"Actually..."
"Paper-cut!"
"Shinra tensei! ...ooops..."
"Enough said! You two take your rings and then everyone is dea... dismissed!" bro' yelled over the small talks that created in the meanwhile, except for Itachi and Kirina, who were silent. So she really wanted to follow his rule strictly... Gah, if it wasn't for my big mouth and Nagato, I'd easily obey the rule too...
I took the dark red ring from one of the cassettes and looked happy enough at the black kanji for ryu (dragon), while Kirina put on her... dark red ring... with hana (flower). Two dark red rings? I've never seen this before...
"Nii-san... how come...?"
"YOU'RE TWO OBSESSED FANGIRLS THEREFORE I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T PROTEST, BUT AGAIN I'M WRONG! Sniff, sniff... why do you hate me, 'Kira? Why?"
Huh? I mean, I know why I'm annoying him, but how does this link with the fact that we are obsessed... ooooh! Yeah, now I see! Itachi-sama's ring is dark red too! Kyaaaaaaaa!
"Yours is almost identical!"
"Yours too! And both are like Itachi-sama's! Kyaaaaaa~!" Kirina and I shared 'opinions' about the rings.
"I SAID DISMI..." Pein started to yell, but then Konan left his visual area. He shook his head a few times then..."Hey, sis', have you seen that movie yesterday?"
"What happened?" Kirina asked, astonished by Pein's sudden change of heart.
"...look around and see what's missing."
"Itachi-sama is sure here... and so are the rest of the guys... Konan is... ooooh! So you really meant it when you said he's crazy around Konan?"
"Yep. He has a switch!" I said, ruffling his hair and already breaking two rules. Yay :3!
"Don't touch him, no matter you are his sister!" Konan yelled, appearing in the doorway.
"YES! YOU SHOULD BE..." he started banging his chest again, but a raised-eyebrows-look made him stop. "Hah, dunno of who I'm more afraid! My little sister or my..."
"Lover?"
"Partner!"
"Life partner?"
"SHUT UP! AND DISMISSED, FOR THE ELEVENTH TIME TODAY!"
"Actually... I think they were twe..." I started, but Kirina grabbed my hand and pulled me away from him.
But the two of us were also separated when Deidara and Sasori came and said they want to have a talk with us. I shared a look with Kirina, but left her with Deidara while I was going to the living room with Sasori.
"You know, Akira... I'm very interested in you..." he said, his eyes glinting.
"Because I'm Pein's sister or because I have the Rin'negan or because I'm hot... not interested."
"But you didn't even hear what I wanted to say to you..."
"You hate to waste time, and I hate to have my time wasted. So whatever you have to say is not of interest to me." I said harshly then turned around and left. I was very angry when guys tried this kind of tricks with me. Annoying. And I didn't want distraction while I was trying to get Itachi-sama's affection, duh!
Passing by a door I heard some voices. Kirina... and Deidara. Typically.
"I like you, un..."
"I know, but... I think... I..."
"You don't like me back, un?"
"It's not that, I like you in a friendly way... but my heart already belongs to someone else..."
"Uchiha, un?"
"No, Kakuzu!"
"O.o, un!"
"Yes, Itachi-sama. So..."
"I understand..."
I knew it! She loved Kakuzu!
I have a feeling that we kyaaa too much...oh well. Poor Sasori and Deidara, I hope they'll live through the shock of rejection. See you next time?(Don't know how to end this) Bye!