Party All Night!

Hey! While I was writing this I was wondering, how would Orochimaru look like bald?*Shiver* Not the best haircut ever. Remember to review!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Kirina's POV

Party! Party! Party! Leader-sama told us yesterday that we were having a party to celebrate Orochimaru!...no not celebrating him! Celebrating the two year anniversary of his departure from Akatsuki. Sadly, I still couldn't talk and now Akira is doing it too. It's so hard, but Itachi-sama's rule is most important. Can't say the same about the others though. Just the other day I asked Kakuzu for a dollar. He threatened to cut my head off! He doesn't have to be so mean about it! After all, I do supposedly have a 'crush' on him, and yes, I did talk to Kakuzu. The rule only applies within ten feet of Itachi. Other than that, I don't give a shit! The others were getting irritated with our talking, or lack of. Trust me, you wouldn't want to have a conversation with me, I can turn a decent conversation into some freak show in two minutes. Just yesterday, Kisame pulled Itachi into a room, being the curious idiot I was, I listened outside.
"Itachi-san, leader told me to tell you to convince the girls to talk again."
"Hn." same old Itachi.
"The others don't seem real happy about the fact that they're not talking."
"Hn."
"Would you care a little more! At least you have someone who cares and listens to your rule! Two days ago, I caught Akira eating shark fin soup in her room. I threatened to slice her into ribbons and she looked at me with the scariest Rinnegan eyes!" Aww Kisame wants someone who cares. But I can't believe that Akira would eat shark fin soup! Without me! Itachi was silent for a moment.
"Fine, I'll have a talk with them." They both headed for the door and I ran for it. They came out and I returned a minute later.
"Kirina-chan, may I have a word with you?" Itachi was as polite as ever. I wish I can see the other side of him, the side that cares.
I nodded and we walked a little further down the hall.
"You can talk now." I let out a sigh. Finally, I can speak!
"Itachi-kun, don't kill me but I overheard your conversation with Kisame." I confessed.
"I know, I sensed your chakra." What an idiot. I'm talking about myself.
"Let me guess, I forgot to hide it." he nodded and I groaned.
"I feel so stupid."
"Don't. It's fine." I didn't say anything after that.
"Why do you and Akira-chan worship me?"
"Eh? I'm sorry but I think you got this wrong. I don't worship. Stalking is a much better method. Don't worry, I'm not stalking you...yet. But Akira probably does. I think she has an Itachi temple in her closet!" I laughed and I swear, there was a smirk on his face.

"I'll see you later, Itachi-kun." he nods and I walk the opposite way.

Akira POV

"Akira-chan, can I steal a minute from you?"
"Hmmm?" I said, turning around. I didn't even need to see him after I heard him speak to figure out it was Itachi-sama.
"... you can speak now..."
"Oh, thank Kami, this silencee... So... how can I help you, Itachi-kun?"
"I just wanted to tell you it's okay to talk, but not too much."
"Of course..."
"And why do you and Kirina-chan stalk me?"
"Huh? No, no, no... you got it wrong. It's more like an worshiping. More from Rina than from me. She must fall asleep with a picture of you in the arms and full of her lipstick... and drool..." I said laughing, and I swear for a millisecond there was a hint of smile on his face.
"See you later at the party, 'Kira-chan" he said, and I turned around and walked to my previous destination before he came. He called me Kira! Yay!

Partyyyyyy! Yay! I'm a very obsessed party girl! I mean I can drink as much as a guy! And then everything goes crazy, in Akatsuki everything is crazy by default... Oohhh... I knew what to do! Coax my brother come to the party too! He got wasted from one shot! Mwahahahahaha! And I definitely wanted to see him ask Konan out... because where Pein is Konan is... Mwahahahaha!
And I really wanted to play spin the bottle and make Rina talk... she's been obeying Itachi-sama's rule very strictly... heh... what if she'll have to kiss Kakuzu? After all... she looooves him...
While everyone was gathering around I saw Kirina talk with someone at a distance smaller than ten feet away from Itachi-sama. What?
"Hey, Rina... how come you found your ability to speak again?" I went to her and asked. She was talking with Kisame, who gave me a killing glance and I returned a freaky Rin'negan look. He suddenly became smaller and left with his head low.
"Itachi-sama talked to me!" she answered proudly. "And asked me to talk again."
"Yay for you..." WTF? He talked with her too? Ah, it must have been that idiot brother who wanted to get revenge on me... But there's something he can do for me... "Oh, and by the way- you didn't say anything about me, right?"
"Nothing untrue..." she muttered, and I left her there to talk with Kisame again, and went to my brother. He was in his emo corner.
"I need something from you."
"What, Kira?"
"We'll play spin the bottle and if you'll make sure I get to have big chances with... cough cough someone I'll make sure your someone plays too. And you'll get a chance to..."
"I get it. So you want me to make Itachi stay in front of you so you can kiss him and you'll make Konan play?"
"And I want no girl to get my chance. No girl."I hate you."

"Love you too, 'Gato..." I said, ruffling his hair again.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH HIM!" Konan yelled, and I rushed to her and linked my arm with hers.
"Konan, the person I wanted to see! Say... will you..."

Later at the party everyone was having a great time. Then we all got a little dizzy and started the much-expected game. Nagato kept his word and made me stay right in front of Itachi-sama, and I kept my word so Konan was in front of him. We shared a complicit look I hoped no one noticed. Though Kirina looked a little suspicious... who cares?
Just when Zetsu spinned the bottle first, our living room's eastern wall crashed. We all looked in surprise as a drunk Orochimaru, an even more drunk Kabuto and a stoic Sasuke appeared from the ruins of the wall. WTF?
"Helloooo, hot ex-fellows! I'm here to join the partyyyy!" Oro yelped like a girl. Kabuto hiccuped behind him and fell on Sasuke, who was to busy trying to get to Itachi. "Oooh... new members... I want your body!" the snake-man continued, pointing to me. "And I want you tonight!" he said, pointing at Kirina. Everyone snickered and she blushed violently.
"Itaaaaaachiiiiii!" Sasuke yelled, launching at Itachi-sama with a chidori. He stopped him easily and Kirina hit Sasuke's head with a frying pan. Kisame dragged him to a corner of the room and Kabuto and Oro joined the game too. Not best thing possible for a party...

Kirina's POV
Orochimaru ran at me with his arms out.
"Come here my new body!" I screamed and ran behind Itachi. He put Orochimaru in a genjutsu. I felt relieved.
"Rina-chan, are you okay?" He...he called me Rina? Where'd he hear that? But who cares! He called me Rina! Haha Akira!
"I'm fine, thanks."
"Hn." I really need to study hn the lanuage. Sasuke got up and charged at Itachi with Chidori, again. Kisame swung Samehada like a baseball bat and hit him square in the face. Orochimaru recovered from the genjutsu and summoned some snakes.
"I WILL TAKE YOU, MY DEAR GIRL!" I couldn't help but shiver from the sound of his voice. So… girly. Itachi used a giant fireball and shot it right at Orochimaru and his snakes. Burning them and...his hair.
"My hair! My beautiful silky hair that I've had for fifty years." He said clutching the burnt remains of his hair. Fifty years and no haircut? Is he really that poor?
"Now Jiraiya will win the pretty hair contest!"
"Um, I don't think he'll win either, because if Itachi joins he'd win you all!" Snakey growled. I don't think that helps our cause at all.
Somewhere else in the room, Kabuto stared at Akira.
"The Rinnegan. So fascinating. YOU WILL BE MY NEXT EXPERIMENT! MWAHAHAHA!" Akira screamed and ran in circles. Sasori came in front of her and summoned puppets. I guess his crush on her still remains. Akira took this chance to sneak away and hide behind Itachi.
"Creepy pedo chasin after ya?"

"Better than glasses boy over there." she shrugged and we watched in silence. Everything was fine until Kabuto came over and Sasuke got up again.
"Itachi can't take on all of them!"
"Then we join." I nodded and turned to Sasuke. My eyes turn icy blue and put him under a week long genjutsu. Akira used her Rinnegan and Shinra tenseied Kabuto. Itachi was...well Itachi. He did something I couldn't recognize. The three enemies fell to the ground. The three of us fell from exhaustion. The other drunks-I mean the other members, were playing a game while we were here fighting to death. Unfair, I thought as darkness claimed me.
I woke up first and realized that Itachi fell asleep in between me and Akira. She woke up right after me and we scanned the room. Orochimaru and Kabuto were snuggling next to eachother, ew. Sasuke was in his own little world.
"THE EVIL COUPLE AND EMO BROTHER IS STILL HERE!" We shouted. Everyone did wake up but was suffering from major hangovers therefore, was reacting badly to the sound. Me and Akira being the only ones sober here, kicked there asses all the way to the north pole, never to be seen again. So much for a party.