Wild Snake Chase
I just noticed that in these last two chapters, it has the word snake in the title and in the last three chapters Orochimaru was involved. OMFG OROCHIMARU HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE! JK, if he did, I would go jump down a building and fall to my death.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto and not me!
Kirina POV
Orochimaru attacked first. Cheating pedo, he is. He summoned his big ass snake, Manda. I tried not to show fear..but it's really hard WHEN YOU HAVE GIANT SNAKE IN YOUR FACE! The snake leaned in close.
"Eww, you have really bad breath! May I suggest a breath mint." He hissed. I summoned a katana.
"Move back, snakey or I'll skewer your big stinky head off!" I waved my long sword at him and he started slithering away.
"Hey, wait! I din't get to barbeque your head yet!" I chased him but that creepy reptile hid behind a grinning Orochimaru, tongue flapping around like a giant slimy tail.
"Eww, creeper snake, you need a shower too!" I did some handsigns a water dragon appeared and drenched the pedo snake. He hissed menacingly.
"You. Will. Die!" He lunged at me, but a certain Uchiha was faster, already burning him with a great fireball. His snake had already dissapeared in a puff of smoke. While he was burining, I asked him a question that will bring me to my death.
"Hey, Orochimaru, are you bald yet?" He screamed like some crazy woman. I took a sideglance at Itachi to find him smirking.
While this was going on, Kabuto, dubbed glasses boy, was running at Akira with his weird medical jutsu attack. She...Shinra Tenseied him and he hit the wall, glasses cracking. Orochimaru, who had finally recovered yelled
"No! My little Harry Potter! You will all suffer, one day! But for now, retreat!" And with that he bashed the wall, making a hole...with his head, carried the unconscious Kabuto on his back and exited via hole made by creepy snake's head.
"Wait! Finger!" I looked at my fellow companions.
"Do we follow them or what?" Kisame nods and took the lead. I could tell that we'll be seeing a lot more of the pedo duo.
Akira POV
Shinra rulez, Shinra rulez... I stopped my victory dance when Rina elbowed me and motioned me to go out and chase creepy pedo like an even creepier 'bunny' which keeps saying 'my precious' and is bipolar... OMFG, SMEAGOL IS ZETSU! I knew it!
"Akira-chan, you're rambling again about things no one really cares about in your mind..." Kisame sighed.
"Like how to cook those dead sharks I've captured yesterday?" I hissed, giving him my signature Rin'negan glare.
"Kira, stop picking at nii-san and let's get going!" Kirina said, and after a long sigh I followed her and Itachi through the hole which appeared somehow. Wow, people tend to make a lot of holes lately... Including Gato... he makes lots of holes for his piercings...
"KIRA!" Rina yelled again at me, and I woke up to see I was running with them, but not really paying any attention.
"What? We got them?"
"Kira-chan, can you contact Leader-sama?" Itachi asked quietly, and I was glad to see a big anime vein pop up at Kirina. Right, she had never heard Ita-kun call me Kira before... Cha! Where did that come from?
"Yep... just let me a sec to concentrate... what tell him?"
"To send everyone after Orochimaru."
"'Kay, Ita-kun, just a moment..." another huge anime vein from Kirina because of the nickname, but I was already teasing my nii-san who was with Konan, trying and failing to learn origami.
A minute later, I opened my eyes and said "Okay, everyone is after them. We should meet Hidan and Kakuzu as soon."
"Good job." Itachi said, and I beamed my 170-watt-smile at him.
Soon Hidan and Kakuzu joined as I said they would, though complaining a lot about having to leave everything important to them (aka a girl Jashin knows where Hidan got her from and... surprise surprise, money) only to chase a 'snakeshit and four-eyed **' they didn't care about only because a 'Jashin-smited carrot bastard' told them to. I found this whole tirrade very funny, but not funnier than when we saw Zetsu bloom from the ground with a bunny in his mouth/
"Zetsu-san is eating Smeagol!" Kirina yelled, and I couldn't help but laugh like a maniac on my own.
Half hour later... "Kira-chan, are you alright? You're already laughing from a long time."
"What? I am? Oh, yeah, ahahaahahahahaahahahahaaha~!"
"Why are you laughing?" Itachi frowned at me.
Suddenly, I stopped and stood up. "Dunno." I shrugged, and Rina and Itachi sweat-dropped. I saw only they were around and the rest was nowhere to be seen.
"Where's everyone?"
"THEY LEFT TWENTY MINUTES AGO BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AFTER YOU SAW ZETSU EAT SMEAGOL! AND NOW THEY'RE GETTING THE FINGER WHILE WE'RE HERE!" Rina burst out.
"...how did you manage to say this without stopping to take a breath?"
"YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?"
"You sound mad..."
"I AM MAD, YOU IDIOT!"
"You are? Wow, I guessed it!"
"Why are you doing this, Kira-chan?"
"Own reasons." I said, brushing a sleeve of my cloak uninterested.
"Can you keep this for later and cooperate now?"
"Say please, Ita-kun."
"No."
"...say iiiit~!"
"... ...say..."
"Fine, please!"
"Okay, then why are we still here? We have to catch up with the others!" I said, starting to run. Behind me I heard Itachi silent and probably sulking over the fact that he had to say the magic word and Kirina mumbling something about me and PMS. Not really!
Kirina POV
I swear, Akira was PMSing. So crazy and hyper. Sigh, that's Akira for you. I was really surprised that Itachi would actually say please, he didn't seem so happy about it either. Kisame was ignoring the crazies aka us. I walked over to him.
"Hey, Kisame-nii. How's it going?"
"Fine. Why don't you go annoy your beloved Ita-kun." I stared at Itachi for a while.
"Nah, he's in his emo corner growing mushrooms. I have better things to do like, annoy you!" He groaned.
"Yeah, have fun with that."
"Gladly." The remainder of the trip was spent with me singing about sushi, Itachi growing some really big mushrooms, and Kira keeping quiet.
"Ita-kun, when will we arrive?" I used Kira's nickname for him. She was glaring daggers at me.
"Soon." He replied. This was great. I'm stuck with a weasel, a PMSing girl and a shark, looking for a snake and Harry Potter. I hummed the tune of 'Pop Goes the Weasel' right in Itachi's ear. He started violently shaking and a vein popped. I stopped humming.
"Ita-kun, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, Rina-chan."
"Okay, then." More humming. This time closed his eyes for a long time while walking. I was afraid that he'd hit a tree so I stopped humming.
Finally, I spotted a weird house in the middle of the forest.
"Is that where they are?" Weasel and Shark nodded. I happily skipped to the entrance, that is until I smelled the stench coming from the hideout.
"Are you sure we didn't come by some sewer house on accident?" Even Kira looked a little green.
"Come on Imouto-chan, let's go in." I looked at Kisame with a 'you got to be kidding me' look.
"No way in hell I'm going in there without a gas mask." Kira nodded in agreement. Itachi sighs then produced two masks from his cloak.
"Thank you, Ita-kun." We both yelled.
"Hn."
"Hey, Itachi-san, since you have those handy, do you mind giving me one?" Itachi stared at Kisame for a really long time. I'm sure that he's thinking WTF? Kisame. But he gave him a mask anyways.
"Okay, lets go!"
I could tell that Itachi wanted a mask too. His face was showing different shades of green.
"Er, Itachi-kun, you sure you don't want a mask?"
"I'm fine."
"Fine, then. Be that way." After walking through billions of hallways, we stopped.
"I sense their chakra." Sure enough, the room was shouting pedo chakra. Kisame slowly reached for the door knob and slowly opened it.
"Why are you opening it so slow?" I stupidly asked.
"Baka! It's for a more dramatic effect!"
"Can you just open it!" Kira lost her cool. Kisame obeyed and opened the door to reveal...no one?
"Huh?" me and Kira were confused.
"Clone." Itachi replied. "We've stepped into their trap. Sure enough a cage fell down on us. Kisame and Itachi poofed away, but Akira and I didn't get it, leaving us locked away.
Oh, cliffie! Yay! What did you think?