Caged in Then Broken Free

Just warning ya, this chapter is shorter than others and will scar you for the rest of your lives!(Can't get the images out of my mind-_-")

Disclaimer: You know the drill, I Don't Own Naruto...blah blah blah on with story:)

Kirina POV

Under the cage, the floor crumbled. The two of us fell into an unknown basement. We grabbed onto eachother.
"Kira, why can't we be a little smarter and take the hint?"
"I dunno...maybe we were born that way."
"Kukukuku. Hello, ladies. welcome to the Orochimaru world concert." There, in front of us, was Orochimaru. He had on a fake afro wig and this really shiny costume that reminded me of Michael Jackson.
"You mean the World's First Creepy Pedo Concert?" I asked.
"And afros are so out." Kira added. Orochimaru touched his wig.
"They are?" He turned to glasses boy. "Harry Potter! Get me another wig."
"Yes, Pedo Master."
"What did you just call me!" he screeched.
"I said, yes, snake master."
"Thought so." Kabuto returned a moment later, wig in hand. Orochimaru ripped his wig off, revealing his ugly bald head. Akira kept staring.
"Shiiinnnyyy" I, on the other hand was covering my eyes.
"NOOO! BALD! IT BURNS, IT BURNS! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!"
"SHINY!"
"Kira, is it gone yet?"
"Shinnny, shinny...aww no more shiny!" I guess thats my cue to open my eyes.
Orochimaru's bald head was replaced with a mohawk. Good choice. Gotta give glasses boy credit, its a good choice.
"You know, mohawks are..." I covered Kira's mouth.
"They are really in at the moment." Orochimaru nodded in approvement. I did not need to see anymore baldy.
"Well then, let the concert begin!"
"Whoo! Yeah! Go Orochimaru-sama!" Kabuto was the only one clapping. So much for a concert. Tobi could do better.
Orochimaru got in position, a dramatic spotlight shown on him. He took a deep breath and the music started...hey I know this song!
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,
I am a superstar and i don't care who you are.
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,
I am a superstar and i don't care who you are.

Got many money honey, I'm a superstar,
My life is funny honey, Have you seen my car?
I know alot of people, I'm a superstar,
Everybody know me, Right from near to far.

I got a plane (got a plane)
I love the fame (love the fame)
You know my name (know my name) And i just want you to know.

"STOP THIS TORTURE!" I yelled. He sang in the most horrific, screechy voice possible. Kabuto was cheering his head off and Kira seemed to be enjoying it too. Am I the only sane one here? Kisame-nii, Ita-kun, wherever you are, please SAVE US QUICK!

Akira POV

Yay... superstar!" I hummed in the rhythm of the song. I was well aware I was watching the first and probably (and hopefully) last Pedo Concert ever, but I loved the song... It reminded me of Gato, like how he thinks he's so cool... I'm the cool sibling, he's the annoying one... I mean, I'm a **-off-er, he's an annoyer... it's a different thing. He makes people want to kill him, and I make people want to kill themselves. See? Totally different!
"Kira-chan!"
"Wut?"
"Itachi-san is making a diversion so I can bust you outta this freak show!" Kisame said, just a sec before I heard booms and very Sasuke-like girl-screams.
"But finger...?" Great, now I was starting to sound like Rina!
"Forget about that, Leader-sama is simply growing carrots on his head because he's worried he won't be the one to finally kill you!"
Awwww, Gato cares... Like... I care about him too, but sometimes...
"KIRA! Snap off already!" Kirina said, and I shook my head to wake up really. My crazy fits were hard to hold back...
Suddenly, Itachi and Sasuke entered the stage fighting with Katon: crap o' flame no jutsu and accidentally knocking a decorative tree over Oro. Mumbling, he stood up and in a flash was behind Rina, immobilizing her. Much to my dismay, I found myself in the same situation, only that instead of Oro was Kabuto.
"Have I ever told you before that those eyes of yours shine like the glow of the salmonela?" he said, and I gritted my teeth while- yeah, you guessed- I shinra tenseied everything including Kabuto. But Rina couldn't use her rainbow-chocolate-whatever-Tobi-world-sounding-egan so was still at Pedo's mercy. Great.
He put a kunai at her throat and... wow, very original... threatened to kill her if we didn't watch the show... Okay, agree! I'll watch the show! yay!
"Set them free and take me instead."
If I didn't see Itachi's lips moving I wouldn't have thought those words came from him.
"No, Itachi! Don't do this!" Rina said, very kidnapped-defenceless-princess-style. Gawh, did I just fall in a cliché-filled movie?
"Rina-chan, understand... I have to do this..."
"Kira, tell him he can't!"
"She's right, Ita-kun... I mean, I don't mind watching the Superstar song..."
"It's not that... but after that... I can't stand thinking that Orochimaru has you both. Just go now. I'll come later."
"Promise?" Kirina asked, her eyes already saddned.
"Hn."
"Swear on red?"
"Yeah..."
"Okay. sure you'll come back to me... erm, us, Ita-kun?"
"I assure you, Kira-chan. Now just go."
"Ooo...kay... but if I won't see you ever after this... I want to tell you..."
"You'll see me. Keep this for the next time."
"...Kay."
"...Kay..." came the answer from Rina too, and Oro puched her aside and rushed to Itachi, yelling something like 'I knew you'd come back! They always do!'
Kirina and I looked one last time at Itachi, who gestured to us to go. Sighing, I slowly dragged my feet towards the exit, little aware that Rina was comforted by her nii-san and that I almost bumped into the door.
Incredibly enough, I had no mood for being crazy anymore...

T_T Why Itachi? That was pretty scary, Oro concert and all...yeah, bye!