Costume Tea Party

Disclaimer: Don't Own Naruto:)

Akira POV

As soon as we got out of the door from Snakey's hideout Nagato rushed to us, more exactly to me, and started scolding us, more exactly me, like a crazy overprotective mother:
"What was in your minds? Couldn't you avoid that obvious trap? I've been damn worried about you! Kira, what were you thinking? If you died who else would help me get Ko... uh..." he trailed off, looking at Konan who was watching him very closely.
"We just watched Oro sing Superstar." I replied.
"AND IT WAS HORRIBLE! LIKE ELEVEN CATS BEING STOMPED OVER AND THEN WENT OVER WITH A TANK!" Kirina cried, and I gave her a weird look. It wasn't that bad, was it? I mean, after hearing my lovely brother sing in shower about Konan nothing can be so bad... and believe me, he can't get out of the shower until he doesn't sing the whole tragedy about Konan, the whole Konan-is-my-angel stuff and the whole Konan-loves-me thingies. Horror.
"You two are locked inside the hideout until we get back Itachi."
"What?"
"No!"
"How come?"
"You're a mean brother, but not my mother!"
"And you have no jurisdiction over me! I only have my nii-san!"
"And I can tell everyone everything about you!"
Rina and I kept protesting over and over again, and Nagato was only nodding in understatement. "I understand you want to help too, but you're too young." he said finally.
Rlly? Not bloody likely! Yeah, we were the youngest, but I had the Rin'negan and Rina had that Tobi-sounding-thingies-egan which was very useful! WTF, my dear brother?
"Konan, be good and escort the girls home. We'll stay here." Pein said, and Konan bowed her head and then motioned us to walk. Damn it...

Kirina POV

"Konan-chan, please. Please let us go." Me and Kira begged. We've been walking for five minutes and begging every minute of the way. I could tell that Konan will crack soon.
"Come on..please!"
"I can't, that's what leader orddered me to do." Me and Kira had a little discussion.
"She's not going to let us go." I whispered.
"Then we'll have to make her."

"How?"

"Let's think. What is one thing that she really wants?" We thought for a while.
"Pein!" We said at the same time.
"Hey, Konan-chan, if you let us go I'll set you up with my nii-san!" That got her attention.
"Why would I want to be with Pein?"
"Because you love him!"
"...no I don't."
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!" We got into a little arguement about whether or not Konan likes Pein.
"Prove it!"

"Um..."

"You have a plushie of nii-san that you hug at night!"
"How'd you know that?"
"Yeah, how do you know that, Kira?" She mumbled something about couldn't go to sleep..stalked...night...
"Okay, fine! Maybe a little. If I let you go will you promise, promise not to tell him?" We nodded with enthusiasm.
"Fine, leave ! Leave!" We ran back towards Orochimaru's base.
"Thanks Konan-chan!"

"Which room was it again?"
"I don't know, do you sense their chakra anywhere, Rina?"
"Um...that way." I pointed straight ahead.
"Okay, let's go." We walked and I felt their chakra signatures get stronger every step we took.
"This should be it." Voices were heard behind the door.
"You ready?"
"ready as I'll ever be." Slowly I reach for the door knob...and...a weasel, a bunny, a snake and Harry Potter? Let me clear this up for you, Itachi, weasel, Sasuke, bunny, Orochimaru, snake, Kabuto, Harry Potter, costumes. That explain enough? Oh and I forgot to add tea party in there too. Okay, now you got it? Good.
"Halt! Who the bloody hell are you two?" Let's all guess who said that. Hint, hint, British wizard look-alike!
"You know damn well who we are. No need to be so...in character, you don't see Itachi making weasel sounds or Orochimaru hissing." Hisss.
"Scratch that, never mind." Of course, Akira, being the person she is, bounced right next to Itachi.
"Ita-kun, make a weasel sound!"
"Kira! Remember what we came here for!"
"To see Sasuke in a bunny suit?"
"No."
"To see Itachi in a bunny suit?"
"...NO!"
"Umm, see shiny head again?"
"...You know what, I give up!"
"Girl, would you like to join my party too?"
"Hells yes!"
"F- no!" and so, Kira chose a costume and joined the party. Me? I stood in the corner watching the whole thing. Itachi and Sasuke were having a friendly brother stare down. Orochimaru was hissing and Kabuto played with his fake wand. My so-called friend who ditched me was stuffing cookie after cookie in her mouth. I'm bored...good thing I have a handy dandy camera hidden somewhere in my cloak!
"PICTURE TIME!" I snapped pictures of everyone in the party! I walked up too Sasuke.
"Ooh, you look like your brother. But Itachi is still hotter hahaha. You're a pink bunny! I shall call you pink Zetsu!" He didn't like my comments very much. He threw a cookie at me.
"Ow! A cookie! really! Out of all the things here you choose a cookie. So the next time you fight Itachi, you'll throw a cookie at him? Yeah, I'm sure that'll kill him cause he's allergic to...eggs!" He turned his Sharingan on.
"Eep! Okay, fine, fine, I'll leave you alone!" I came over to Mr. Potter next.
"Hello, Harry. What brings you here on this fine spring evening?" I asked in a fake British accent.
"Avada Kedrava!" He poked my stomach.
"Ow, I'm dying! Somebody help! I'm dying!"
"That actually worked?"
"No, you idiot!"I took a picture of him then went to Itachi.
"Okay, Ita-kun I'll just make this short and sweet. You turn around and let me take your picture, then we're done." He wouldn't turn around. I walked to the other side of him and he just turned away...again!"
"Okay, if you don't let me then I'll...throw cookies at you! I will throw all the cookies at you until you let me take a picture!"
"Hn." I threw one, then another, and another. After the first ten, I gave up.
"Argh! Waste of cookie!" Then I came up with another brilliant idea. "Ita-kun, I'll buy you dango~" Didn't take long for him to give in after that. Moving on! I am skipping Orochimaru because he is just too creepy for my tastes..Ok, Akira.
"Picture time carrot girl." She faced me with a mouth full of cookies and I took the picture.
"Hey! I want a retake, that did not show my beatifulness!"
"Is beautifullness even a word?"
"I don't know nor do I care. Here have a cookie." I took it and bit it...hm, this isn't so bad. I had some more cookies...why were we here again?

Akira POV

Awwwww, Rina just took the last cookie! Whyy! Nii-san would have to buy me lots of cookies, I felt like in need of sugar... lots of sugar! Or I might have tried baking cookies in the hideout with Tobi... probably this would end up in a big boom! that would make Deidara proud. I gotta do this!
I reached for the cookies jar, forgetting it was empty, and didn't find anything. "Oro! I want cookies. Give me cookies!"
"Harry! Give your love cookies!"
"Not love, experiment! And we don't have anymore cookies."
"Then we're out." I said, then simply took Rina and Ita-kun's hands and dragged them to the exit. Incredibly enough, no one tried to stop us... because they were doing something else... Sasuke was fighting with the pink Zetsu costume which wouldn't let him out, Kabuto was sharpening some scalpels, and Oro was... do I even wanna know why he's under the table? Probably, but Rina would say I'm too curious and annoying for my age.
When we got out, the Akatsuki was plotting over a map of Oro's hideout, and I swear I saw a carrot pop up from Nagato's head when he saw us. So he pops carrots when he's surprised. To remember for blackmail. Oh, and I had to set him up with Konan too... easy, I'm a master for this! Mwahahahahaah! But for sure I'll tell Rina to install some video cameras...
"Akira, I thought you died, thank me you're alive!" Carrot-popper came and yuck! hugged me.
"Not in public, nii-san!" I said, pushing him away. "And of course we're alive. Why?"
"I thought you'd commit suicide if you didn't see Itachi for five minutes." he muttered.
"Oh, thanks for reminding me. You, Konan, tonight, the great dining room. Don't even try to stop me from stalking you."
"What?"
"Don't ask." I shrugged, then...
"Maybe we can have the dinner together too?" **, the only thing I want now is a puppet-boy on my mind!
"No. Never. Not going to happen. I'm taken. Actually, not for good, I'm taken as much as Rina is, so never. Don't even try. NOT INTERESTED." I growled.
"You sure are a merciless one..." Itachi muttered from his place, and I turned around to snicker to him.
"Says the one who slaughtered his whole clan..."

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Awkward silence.
"Let's go home! I need to get ready for... uhh... y'know..." Nagato said, and I shrugged and followed him, starting a talk about Konan.

Kirina's ability thing really needs a name...any ideas? That was relatively short, I guess. Oh well, reviews please! I will send you pictures of Sasuke in a bunny suit! Bye!