It Was Not My Fault

Bluestar sat on top of a flaming rock, which she was now unable to feel due to her angelic powers. Her narrowed eyes surveyed the group of demonic and angelic cats. "Okay." She began, closing her eyes as she flapped her wings. "It has been…5 hours and you've somehow managed to do something that screws up the fabric of the universe." She hopped down from the rock and stood in front of Longtail and Yellowfang. "When you died, your sprit didn't go to StarClan. Your sprit instead manifested itself into another physical form and decided to continue doing the same thing that killed you in the first place…which killed him as well. So in short, after so many times of dying, there are now 15 Longtail's roaming around the woods. Wonderful."

Next she padded over to Cloudtail, Spottedleaf and Sandstorm.

"All right, now with you, your only mistake was doing anything Tigerclaw tells you to do. You are also dead." Bluestar gestured at the three cats. "Spottedleaf, you died twice. There is also another one of you roaming around this forest."

Now Bluestar walked calmly over to Thornclaw, Brightheart, and Tigerclaw.

"Oh, where should I begin?" The she-cat pondered this for a moment. The flapped her wings happily. "Ah, I know. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!" The halo on her head was replaced with horns as she screamed at Brightheart in anger.

Brightheart, who now had wings and was still wearing her wizard hat, began to open her mouth to say something. She then closed it and thought of a new response. "I don't know what you're talking about." She replied calmly as she folded her arms.

Bluestar twitched her left eye. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU'RE THE REASON THE WORLD ENDED!"

"No, actually Tigerclaw's the reason the world ended."

Tigerclaw glared at Brightheart briefly. "Who cares?!" His cat tail was now one of a demon's. "I keep doing things that I never get in trouble for."

"LIKE WHAT?!" Bluestar demanded.

"Oh, you actually think I'm going to tell you?"

Bluestar turned her attention back to Brightheart. "There is an overwhelming amount of evidence against you. Denying what you did would prove to be…IGNORANT!"

"I didn't do anything."

"Cats have tracked your scent down to a somewhat magical oak tree, filled with potions. Including the one that ended the world." Bluestar continued.

"Nope. Have no idea what you're talking about." Brightheart shrugged.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!"

"No, ma'am, I kid you not."

"HOW CAN YOU SIT HERE AND LIE TO MY FACE?!"

"I am not lying."

Fireheart padded between the two with outstretched paws on both cats. "Everyone, just calm down." His raised voice was barely heard over the furious voice of Bluestar.

Brightheart slowly began to back away from her leader. "Uh-huh. All right." She looked around quickly as she continued backing away.

"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!" Bluestar shouldered past Fireheart.

Brightheart stared at Bluestar with wide-eyes, then she glanced behind her at a floating cloud, then back to Bluestar again.

"Don't you dare."

Brightheart stared at Bluestar for a few more seconds. "I REGRET NOTHING!" Then she dashed off and hopped on top of the cloud, where she slowly hovered 3 feet off the ground as she moved away from everyone.

Bluestar ran after the cat, springing up in anger with outstretched claws, grunting in frustration as she grazed the cloud.

Graystripe yawned loudly. "So should we continue with this or what?"

"I don't see why not. The more we do this, the more mischief I can cause." Tigerclaw laughed evilly as he rubbed his brown paws together.

"You're insane." Sandstorm spat as she crossed her arms.

"Yeah well you're dead."