Narrator: It's that time of the year again! That's right! The time of the year when the commercials for this holiday are shown the day after Thanksgiving, the time of year when Macy's should have a parade but don't, and the time of the year when you're out of school for two weeks and it goes by real fast because all you've done is sit at home on the internet and watching TV and staying up until 8:00 in the morning and going to bed and waking up at 4:00 except for the day of this holiday when your parents attack you and toss you out of bed and force you to get up early so you can eat like a pig and receive presents that you probably don't really want: Christmas! And what better way to enjoy the holidays by ordering The Golden Tree Christmas Collection, a collection of all your Christmas favorites.
[Cinderpelt stares at a Christmas tree with wide, excited eyes, meowing with pleasure as she paws at a large red ornament. She notices the camera and turns towards the audience.]
Narrator: Christmas hits, such as…Jingle Bells!
Cinderpelt: If this is a dream, won't open my eyes
Am I asleep? No I'm alive
I just can't believe that this is my life
In my fantasy, we're running wild
Narrator: Deck the Halls!
Cinderpelt: If this is a dream, won't open my eyes
Am I asleep? No I'm alive
I just can't believe that this is my life
In my fantasy, we're running wild
Narrator: We Wish You a Merry Christmas!
Cinderpelt: If this is a dream, won't open my eyes
Am I asleep? No I'm alive
I just can't believe that this is my life
In my fantasy, we're running wild
Narrator: Hey, why do you keep singing that?
Cinderpelt: (looking up at sky) that's the only song I know. Also, I don't know what Christmas is. (facing camera) Mousefur, you know that.
Narrator (A.K.A, Mousefur) My identity must remain a secret!
Cinderpelt: It's too late for that. We already heard your voice.
Mousefur: Hey, why doesn't Bluestar have to do any of this?
Cinderpelt: How do you know what she's doing?
Mousefur: Because she is right behind you, playing with that Christmas tree…thingy.
Bluestar: (meowing happily as she paws at angel decoration. She notices the two looking at her.) I…I am on…break.
Mousefur: Uh-huh.
Mousefur: (narrating) {Chandelier plays in the background throughout} So pick up a copy of…what did I say before…oh, yes…The Golden Tree Christmas collection. 45 hours of all the Christmas classics, sung and interpreted by Cinderpelt. (turns towards Bluestar) You could have at least told me what Christmas means before telling me to do something about it.
Bluestar: Look, I don't even know what it means. Again, I've told you that I have divine connections to StarClan. (resumes playing with Christmas tree)