Revenge=Success?

Update alert! Yup! It's an update! The last one was…exactly one month ago-_- hehe yeah, it was that long. Oh well!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Akira POV

Sooooo... it was the weekend! This could only mean one thing... revenge! I got to get my revenge back on Rina for... what did she do to me? Hmmmm... whatever, I couldn't remember, but it must have been something bad, very very bad...
So. The HIM I was planning to set her up with was not the best thingie ever. Like... too loud. Yeah, you must have guessed it- Hidan. Kakuzu told me about his little crush on Rina (specifically, Rina's boobs, which gets a big ewwwww for making me visualize this!) Sure, he said he'd never ever f-ing want to date her, but when did I die and wake up caring about whatever others want? ^.^
Anyways, I told her that we had to meet at MacDo and get soemthing hipper-caloric to eat (as if the candies were not enough... meh...) I had also talked with Kuzu-chan (meh, anything for a good prank, right?) and he told me that Hidan was bound to be there at the same time. And then I spoke with Konan and nii-san, who owed me a big time (actually, I had blackmailed them with a very nice video about them... meh... there could be minors reading this, so...) to come by and make them go on a wonderful double date. Then I spoke with Sebastian (the guy with the bimbo, my ex, who so wanted to get back together with me... meh, as I said, anything for a good prank...) to go to the same mall as a random pseudo-couple in order to allow me to spy on them. And take all the incriminatory pics I could want. Mwahahahahaha, revenge makes my glycerin level rise... cough cough...
So after taking THE short skirt Bastian used to like, I tried to get out of the hideout as unnoticed as possible.
But again, passing through the living was a pure hell. Did you know that puppets can whistle? Oh, and sharks are very, very curious...
"Oi, Kira-chan, where are you going dressed like this? Do you have a date?"
"Date? You know very well I'm after someone..." I said, raising a brow.
"Yeah, but what's up with the skirt?" he said, trying (and not succeeding) to stop the blood running down his nose.
"It does show my beautifull-ness, right...?" I fluttered my lashes, and smirked seeing the small almost microscopic drop of blood on Ita-kun's face. "See ya, guys...!" I said, and with a very b*tch-like hair flip, I exited the hideout.
Half an hour later, I was looking how Pein and Konan talked first with Rina and then with Hidan and all the four of them went off to see a movie. Blackmail pictures, here I come!

Kirina POV

Two hours...two hours! That was how long it took for us to arrive at the theater. It was all the guy's fault. First, Pein declared that he would be driving, which led to Hidan questioning his driving skills and then came a ten minute argument in which, Pein won. Then, Konan had took go to the bathroom, taking fifteen minutes. Seriously? Who takes a freakin fifteen minute pee? After that, Pein yelled at Konan for taking so long, which led to a twenty minute fight(Thanks a lot, leader-sama!) while me and Hidan played goldfish with a deck of cards he found in his pocket. Finally, we all got into the car and Pein sped off. During the car ride, Pein decided to show off and went a HUNDRED miles per hour in an area where the speed limit was fifty. Well, guess what our lovely leader did? He crashed, naturally...into a POLICE car to be exact. So after a thirty minute lecture, $350 ticket, and exchanging insurance information later, we finally arrived at the movies. Hidan already called the driver's seat once we get back...
"Let's see...what should we watch?" The four of us looked at the list of movies.
"I WANT THIS ONE!" Hidan pointed to one of the movies. The Blood Drinker, with a picture of a very pale Dracula look-alike and blood dripping from its fangs.
"No way! We're watching this!" Konan pointed to a VERY pink poster with fairies, unicorns, rainbows, all that happy stuff. Happyland was its name.
"Oh, f*** no! I ain't watching that, b*tch!" Pein tackled Hidan to the ground for calling Konan a bad name.
"Get up! People are staring!" I told them. It was true. The people within a ten feet radius from us all had their eyes at the two on the ground. Damn you Kira! Why did I agree to this?
"We will settle this with rock-paper-scissors." Konan suggested. I didn't care since I didn't want to watch either movies.
"Fine, bring it on b*tch!" Hidan yelled, which led to Pein tackling him again.
"Kirina, go!" I looked at her weird.
"What?"
"You heard me, you're doing it."
"BUT KONAN! I WANT TO GO!" Pein whined.
"NO! You suck!"
"Then why don't you go?" I pointed out to her.
"No, because you have better luck than me!"
"Nu uh! I don't even want to watch this!"
"FINE! Join his team then!" She pointed at Hidan.
"No thank you! I don't want to watch that either!"
"Too bad, you're on my team whether you like it or not." I knew there was no fighting her, I reluctantly turned and put my hand out.
"Rock-paper-scissors." I looked, I put out scissors and Hidan had rock. Dammit.
"Dang! Kirina, you suck!"
"I told you so!" Hidan got four tickets, while Pein got food.
I hate you, Akira...You'd better watch out, I WILL get you back!

Akira POV

So they went to the Dracula movie. Great, just the one I wanted to see! Better than the lovey-dovey stuff Konan wanted to see... Sh*t, I've known her for so long but yet I couldn't make her cooler... mdeh.
So Seb and I took our tickets right behind their seats. Oh yeaaaaaaa, here come the pictures! And plus I could easily talk with nii-san like this. Only that I had to conceal my chakra. Well, considering the huge amount of chakra it may get a little hard, but I'll manage.
After the lights went off, I started munching on popcorn and watching both the movie and the soap opera in front of me.
"Oi, B*tch, give me my f-ing popcorn!"- Hidan to Konan.
"Don't ever call her that, you sh*tless bastard!"- Pein to Hidan.
"What are you gonna do, f*ck me?"- Hidan to Pein.
"Don't fight, guys, you disturb people around!"-Rina to the guys.
"Shut up!"-Pein to Rina.
"Don't you f-ing dare mess with her, you s*ithead!"- Hidan to Pein.
*sigh*- Konan.
"Is there anything wrong, angel?"- Pein to Konan.
"Just stop fighting. I have the tickets and they're made of paper."
*gasp* and everyone shut up for the rest of the... next five minutes.
The movie got to a part where teh vampire was kissing a very blonde, huge-boobed b*tch... kinda like Tsunade. And both guys, with synchronized moves, pretended to yawn and put their arms around the girls' shoulders. This time I brought along the silent, non-flashing camera and took pictures without them knowing.
Then, the vampire sank his teeth in her neck. Veeeery original, nothing to say... meh. Konan was cool, nii-san was wondering whether to make the next move or not, Rina was damn scared (WTF? Really?) and Hidan was watching Rina. She got very close to him, and my pics were definitely showing them very very close one with the other. Mdeh... okay, revenge taken... but still wanting more...
A kiss. I want that! So... I whispered to nii-san to kiss Konan. Sure, he very enthusiastically did it. The other two were looking a bit weird at them... and then... Oh, yea, I got the pic! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
"Bye, Seb!" I said, and ran into the sunset aka to my room in the HQ. I put the pic into the printer and made a whole lots of copies, as well as a big poster. And then my quest to put them everywhere possible in the HQ started... Mwahahahahaah! Told ya I'll get my revenge, Rina!

That's the end of the chapter. Quite short, I know…

Me and Madin456 did a collab story together too! It's called' A Normal Day In the Akatsuki' check it out if you have time on her profile! Thanks for reading!