Pretty soon, the King married the Queen and they had two beautiful twins, a boy and a girl. They named the boy Dipper and the girl Mabel. They were lovely and perfect children. Dipper loved mysteries and enjoyed exploring the world around him. Mabel was bright and playful and always brought a smile to her parents' faces. They made their parents so happy to have wonderful kids like them. So happy, in fact, it almost made their father forget the day when he stupidly murdered his brother, Stanford Pines, thinking he was trying to steal his girl. ALMOST.
Well, one day as the Queen played with her children on her bed, the King was in the hallway, staring at the statue of his brother. "Oh, Stanford! I'm so sorry that I've murdered you! Oh, how I wish you could come back to life!" He threw himself onto the statue. It was then and there that something incredible had happened. As his tears touched the stone statue, the statue of Ford began to speak.
"There is a way, brother, to rescue me, if you wish."
"Oh, I do! I'll do anything!"
"Well, then if you wish to bring me back to life, you must cut of the heads of your children, Dipper and Mabel Pines and smear my statue with their blood. Then and only then, I shall return to life."
The King gasped and fell to the floor and wepted. But he soon realized that he missed Stanford so much and agreed to do it.
Once Dipper and Mabel were busy licking juice bars, the King took a sword from a wall and cut off their heads. SWWWWISSSSH!
Dipper and Mabel's lifeless bodies fell to the ground.
Wow. Such a horrible dad, huh?
Then, trying to keep himself from crying at his own kids' death, the King smeared his hands with their blood and rubbed it all over the statue of Stanford and just as Ford had foretold, he came back to life. The king cried with tears of joy and hugged his brother, despite him being covered in blood.
Ford smiled a sweet smile. "You have done good, Shermie. Now I will pay you back." Then he put Dipper's head back in his body and Mabel's head on hers and instantly they began to leap and play as if nothing had ever happened and as if they weren't covered in blood.
King Shermie screamed in happiness and he hugged his children and Stanford again.
Just then, he heard the Queen's footsteps in the hall. He turned and looked at Ford, back from the dead and his two children covered in blood. "Quick, everyone get in the closet!" Shermie ushered them all in.
A moment later, the queen entered the room. "Hello, dear," King Shermie greeted.
"Oh, I'm looking for Dipper and Mabel, but I have no idea where they went," she stated worringly. "Have you seen them?"
"Um….well… I.." King Shermie stammered nervously. "What if I told you that I killed them so I could save my big brother?"
His wife stared at him. "WHAT?!"
King Shermie opened the closet door and out came the kids, covered in blood followed by a living, breathing Ford.
The Queen screamed and passed out on the floor.
Later on, when Dipper and Mabel went into their room, they heard the conversation that their father had with their mom. And they understood everything.
They laid in their beds, unable to sleep.
"Hey, Mabel?"
"Yes, Dipper?"
"Do you think mom and dad hate us?"
Mabel was quiet.
"Dad cut off our heads to save his brother."
"Yeah?"
"So real parents wouldn't do that! And mom didn't even try to stop him! Do real parents cut off their children's heads, Mabel?! DO THEY?!"
Mabel frowned and shook her head. "No, I guess not."
A moment later, Dipper got out of bed and started to get dressed. Mabel stared at him. "Dipper, it's 10 pm. Where are you going?"
"Far away from her," Dipper stated firmly. "And I suggest you come with me to do the same."
"But Dipper!" Mabel wailed. "Where will we go?!"
"I don't know, Mabel," Dipper sighed. "But anywhere is better than here, that's for sure."
Mabel nodded, agreeing with him. She also started to pack her belongings.
Once they were done, the two young Pines twins looked at each other.
"Ready Mabel?"
"Ready."
And so, the two twin siblings left their home and set off to find a new place to live.