Fight Fire with Fire

Hello my dear readers and, hopefully, reviewers:3 This was actually a quick update! That's because I wasn't lazy, for once!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto…

Kirina POV

Ever woke up in bed and felt like something wasn't right? I did. There was something suspicious about the way my room felt. Was it the giggling I hear outside? Maybe it was those whispers. Whatever it was, I don't want to know!
Slowly, I got off my bed and shuffled to the door. I felt somebody outside, but they were smart enough to hide their chakra. I flung open the door and the stranger disappeared before I can even see their face. Walking out, I looked up and down the hall. Suspiciously, empty. More giggles, coming from the wall behind. When did walls giggle? I turned around to look.
...The wall...Hidan...I...Kiss...Yesterday...Poster...What the..F***!
"AHHHHHHHHH!" I glared at the hideous picture before me. My hands curled into a fist as I growled.
*The following scene cannot be shown as it includes: random spaz attacks, eye twitching, name calling, EXPICIT language, punching at walls, attempting to rip posters off said wall, failing at removing poster, whining, bashing heads into wall, kicking and more yelling, and...Sasuke pictures...*
"Ita-kun, please help me?" I asked in my nicest voice. In which, he stares at me with intimidating Sharigan eyes.
"Hn."
"Is that a yes?"
"No." I pouted.
"I'll give you these." In my hands, I fanned out the special edition Sasuke pictures I got from...Orochimaru. I swear, I saw his eyes bulge a little at the sight of those.
"Give me..." He looked like a dead zombie.
"I will. After you help me!" He quickly nods. "Good. Help me remove these posters please." With ease, he ripped the one next to my room, then proceeded to the rest. In less than an hour, he had finished.
"Thank you, Ita-kun! These Sasuke pictures are allll yours!" He took them, the disappeared to what I assume to be his room. Now, time to plot MY revenge.
I sat down on my bed and took out a notebook. I labeled the top:
Revenge Ideas
1. Spread gossip about her
2. Take away her most precious item
3. Lock her in a room with Tobi
4. Lock her in a room with Hidan
5. Lock her in a room with her brother
6. Throw tomatoes at her
7. Kiss Itachi
I looked through the list. I can't spread gossip about her, since she probably doesn't care anyways. I don't know what her precious item is. I crossed out one and two. Locking her with Tobi...they'll probably set the room on fire. With Hidan...blood...lots of it..too messy. With Pein...bicker, bicker, argue, argue, yell, yell. Too loud. I crossed three, four, five out too. As for the tomatoes...she'll have more fun than me! Kissing Itachi...I really don't mind that, but he'll kill me just for trying.
So, I'm left with nothing. I replayed in my mind about the last thing she did for revenge. As cliched as it might seem, I got an idea. I will fight fire with fire...

Akira POV

I woke up next morning with the lovely sound of screams, yells, cussing, walls punching... overall Rina losing her minds more than she already had. Meh, no one is perfect...
I was really wondering what she could do to me. I didn't care about gossips cause I knew them all and fake ones never worked, the 'lock me in a room with...' (add the name of someone annoying) didn't work, cause I could easily pick the lock or destroy the room, making me jealous will only make me criminal, and fighting will also make me criminal. So overall I was kinda curious about what she prepared for me, if she actually thought about something.
After the long morning habits and untangling my hair (Kami knows how, but my hair always tangles in an ultimate way after I take revenge...) I went to take the breakfast. The smell of burnt stuff hit me and then I knew- it was either a Tobi's a cook day, either a Nii-san is nervous day. Let's hope for the last one!
Nope, no luck. Tobi was flipping the ashes of what once had been pancakes, while everyone else was trying to extinguish the oven which was on blue flames. Blue. Yeah, I know, Tobi is incredible... I had thought long ago of taking him to the happy place to entertain Juugo, but no, Tobi is important, Tobi has to be here blah blah...
"Hello, Kira!" Rina greeted me with a warm fake smile.
"Hn." I answered, making the real user of the 'hn' to turn around surprised.
"You had fun last evening?"
"Well…" I started, but she cut me off...

Kirina POV

I cut Kira off.
"Kira..." I sneaked a glance at the other members around. They were staring at me as if they expect me to say something smart and witty. I thought for a while and a smirk creeped out on my face. If it's smart and witty they want, then smart and witty they will get...
"Did you know that the average human has five fingers?" Her face was blank. In the background, someone fell over from shock, while Kisame and Hidan just laughed their a** off.
"Hu...huh?"
"Look, Kisame and Hidan are LMAOing." I pointed to the two idiots behind her.
"What?" She looked confused. Time for Professor Kirina to step in and explain. I cleared my throat really professional like.
"LMAO, text for laughing my a** off. The two idiots behind you are LMAOing. In other words, Laughing My A** Offing. The alternative is LMFAO, which is a combination of LMAO and F***ing, becoming Laughing my F***ing a** off. Hey! That sounds like something Hidan would use!" Kira just stared at me as if I was not right in the head. Which, technically, was right...?
"So..did you have fun last night?" she merely nodded.
"I wanted to ask you, are you free tomorrow night?" She frowned and I knew that she was considering my offer, but fearing that I would take revenge.
"Don't worry, I'm not going to pair you up with someone while ditching you and hiding with a camera. I'm not THAT evil. Unlike a certain someone..."
"How did you...?"
"No, I didn't read your mind. I just simply know what you're thinking. So how about it?"
"Fine. Time?"
"6:30. I'll tell you the place tomorrow ok?"
"Okay." I walked away smirking. Part one of my plan finished. As for part two...
"Hi, Kakuzu-sannn!" I said with a fake cheery voice.
"What do you want?"
"How did you know that I want something? I just wanted to visit my bestest friend in the world."
"Then go hang out with that other crazy girl."
"I already did!" I whined.
"Get lost! I'm counting money."
"Okay, then I'll get straight to the point. I have a favor to ask you."
"I don't do favors."
"Thought so. How about five dollars?"
"Meh. It's missing a little something." He hinted.
"How about five dollars and a gift card to Build-A-Bear?"
"Deal. What do you want."
"I want you to go to a certain restaurant at six tomorrow night, got that?"
"Yeah. Now get out!"

Akira POV

"'Paaaain, without loove, paaain, can't get enough, paaaain!'" I sung completely off the tune watching my brother twitch. We were gathered in my room. As usual, I could make him do anything I wanted to. And I wanted a lot.
"Kira."
"'...cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at a...' What?"
"What do you want?"
"Hmmmmm... I wonder... can you find out who am I actually dating tomorrow?"
"Sure. What do I get?"
"Hmmmm... let me think... I'll make the kitchen clean."
"You mean you'll clean the kitchen?"
"No."
"O-kay... then..." he stood up, opened the door of my room and dragged a random member that happened to be passing by in the room. Much to his luck, it was Kisame. He looked from me to Nii-san, then ran into a corner. Nii-san and I shared a look like 'WTF?'.
"Uh... Kisame-san?" I tried, but he just clung harder to Samehada. Okayyyy... "What's wrong?"
"Scarry Rin'negan!" he cried.
O.o'... "Nii-san, I think one of us needs to deactivate it... not me!"
"Neither me!"
"Well... let me try something. Kisame-san, can you tell me what is Rina planning for tomorrow evening and I'll let you leave then."
"!" he said in one breath. It took me a while to understand everything, but then I let him run away like a rat... okay, fish.
"Kakuzu?"
"Yeah, didn't I tell you? He's got a thing for women with money, no matter the age. I'm the sister of the leader of a Hidden Village, so I have theoretically a lot of money." I shrugged.
"Okay. What's the plan?"
"I'll improvise..."
"That's all?"
"Well, you know I can handle everything well..."
"Fine then. Anything I can do?"
"Nah... well... nup, not a thing. Now... tell Zetsu I have Rose as a hostige and if the kitchen will not be clean she'll die. Arigato!"^.^
Next evening, I was looking very classy when I went to the restaurant. Just as I expected, and Rina expected, Kakuzu was there wearing a very expensive looking suit. Meh... my last boyfriend was always casual, and the one before the last one was a punk rocker. A little variation doesn't hurt, ne?
"Hey, how are you doing?" I greeted him warmly with a one-hundreed-watt-smile.
"Fine. You look great!"
"Thanks! I tried my best!"
"The effort paid off. So, shall we?" Typical for him to use the verb 'to pay' in any 15 words.
"Sure!" I said, and saw the restaurant was very expensive-looking, with crystal and all.
"Oh, and I got you something!" he said, handing me a velvet cassette. I opened it and saw the most beautiful necklace with amber stones and gold.
"It's beautiful! Would you mind helping me put it on?" I said, not faking the excitement.
"Sure!' I swept my hair off my neck, and inside I was grinning mischievously. Well, this thing came with cute things, good food and free stuff overall! Thank you, Rina!

Kirina POV

A few tables away, I watched those two. It seems like Kira already knew who she was seeing. Hm. If I find out who told her, I will kick their sorry ass! Anyways, I watched as Kakuzu put the necklace on Kira...no, no, no, scratch that. I saw Kakuzu put on the fake necklace on Kira. She looked pretty happy about it too.
"Excuse me Miss, would you like some more water?" I directed my attention to the cute waiter in front of me.
"Yes, please."
"And you, sir?"
"Yeah." Oh, almost forgot, I did drag a certain someone with me to watch, aka, pay the bill.
"I still don't get why I have to come along ,un. There's nothing interesting here to see."
"Nothing? Deidara, look to your right."
"I still don't see anything!"
"Baka! Your other right."
"Oh...Hey! There's Kakuzu and Akira-chan! Are they on a date, un?" I nodded.
"Kind of. I just, might've set the up."
"Revenge, un?"
"Yeah."
"Is it about the Hidan thing,un?" I nod again. Moment of silence...
"Do you like him, un?" That question caught me off guard.
"Um...no. I don't think so."
"Oh, okay, un." He said with a somewhat relieved look on his face.
"Something wrong?" I asked.
"No." Suddenly, a clang was heard across the restaurant, followed by a crash and a string of 'sorry'. The show has started.
I watched in amusement, as the waiter serving those two, tripped and nearly smashed a plate of spaghetti and meatballs into Kakuzu's face. After that, another waiter threw a bunch of tater tots at him. Then, snapped.
"ARGH! THAT'S ENOUGH! I HATE THIS STUPID RESTAURANT!" He grabbed Kira's arm and dragged them outside.
"Check please!" I yelled quickly, before they disappear. The waiter handed me the check and I looked expectantly at Deidara.
"What, un?" I eyed the bill and then him.
"Why?"
"Because..."
"Because?"
"I have the power to manipulate Tobi. If you want half of your ponytail missing in the morning, then go ahead." He sighed and grabbed the bill. After we paid, I grabbed Deidara's arm and we trailed right after those two.

Akira POV

Okay, Rina is dating now Little Golden Pony Rapunzel? Lol. Just lol. I wonder... "Hey, have you seen Rina and Golden Locks over there?" I gestured vaguely behind me. Kakuzu turned around, saw them, shrugged and kept dragging me to Kami knows where. "Ummm... btw- where are we going?"
"Surprise." he muttered. Okay, another free thing, ne?
And when we got there... "Oh. My. Goodness. This is a bowling and billiard club for those rich people who have nothing better to do with money? I thought you hated wasting money!"
"I hate wasting money on stuff that matters. This is just for fun, so..."
"I love bowling! Bet you I'll get three consecutive strikes?"
"How much?"
"If I win, you go take care of Cinderella and Rina. If you win... what do you want?"
"Hmmmmm... maybe another time like this one?"
"Like, another date?"

"Bet set! Okay, go on and pay..." I smiled as he took off to pay. It was obvious I could win because of my sweet lovely Rin'negan which could direction the ball to wherever I wanted. Duh.
Then, when I was just about to throw the ball to get a third in a row strike and win the bet, guess who shows up. Really, guess. You won't.
Oro.
With Harry aka Kabuto.
And Pink Avenging Zetsu aka Sas'ke.
Oh, my dear sweet Kami. Why me? Okay, karma, don't answer that. I know...
"Where is Itachi!" guess again who asked.
"Not here!"
"Where is my lovely next body?" Oro asked, and I smiled evilly. I gestured to them to follow me, and lead them to the entrance.
There, Rina was swearing and cussing and everything at the bouncer who wouldn't let them in because they weren't rich enough or didn't know ppl rich enough. Oro yelped in joy and ran to Rina. Rina, being already stressed, started running in circles around Fairytopia, who was very annoyed. Kabuto and Kakuzu were fighting over who has more rights over me ("I can buy her!" "I can study her!") and Sasuke was picking on a poor guy who looked like Itachi, and who was in the company of a cute little orange-haired girl. The girl was so going to become a huge-boobed chick when she'll grow up... Okay, dunno where that came from, intuition?
Hmmmmm... best opportunity to evade this little weird circus, ne? So easily I poofed away back in my room, and then had a crazy laughing fit, dunno why. Everything has been just so random lately...

This story is getting very random…..Yay! It's also more like a slice of life now…hm. Don't you just love how Orochimaru jumps in, and everything is alright? Yeah. No more talk about snakey. Ok. I'll just leave you to your day. Have a wonderful one. Splendid. Fantastical. Bye.:)