Into Another World!

Kirina POV

Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally found it! Finally, after all these weeks of research we have found...the secret to crossing the dimensions! Yes! My and Kira spent a long time and finally, her secret crush will be revealed! Of course, there still needs to be a bit of touch ups on the plan, but we're getting close!

"So Rina, tell me again, what are the risks of doing this?"

"Do you...really want to know?"

"Yup, yup, yup!" I sighed, pulling out the mile-long list. Clearing my throat, I began.

"The risks of using this fantasticaly, magnificent awesomeness are as followings: Missing leg or other important parts, Deformed face, epic fangirlness, excessive squealing, fainting, mind loss, and possibly death."

"Well...that doesn't sound too bad. Right?"

"I guess. Are you sure you're ready for this?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Okay, let's go then."

"Wait...right now?"

"Yeah! I thought you were excited to see 'him'."

"Course I am! Just...just let me say bye to my teddy first."

"When did you get a teddy bear?"

"Okay, I lie. It's a stuffed carrot. But can I please say bye?"

"Whatever." She ran off and I sat down and waited. I poked at the machine a bit and it whirred to life. That's...not a good sign.

"I'm baaaaack~"

"Okay, ready now?"

"Nope! I wanna say bye to my Strawberry Shrine!"

"...Whatever." This time it took her forever. The machine started making weird sounds. It sounds...like a weed whacker-cross-vacuum...how does a weed whacker sound like anyway?

"I'm ready now!"

"Hey Kira, are those sounds...normal?" She paused to listen.

"It sounds like Tobi after a horror movie. Or maybe Kakuzu after a heart attack." Then, everything went wrong. Our invention (that we spent several all-nighters working on, by the way.) shook uncontrollably and started wheezing like a hyperventilating old man.

"You know what it sounds like now? It sounds like an awesome explosion is about to take place!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Run!" I was always halfway through the door.

"Can I watch? Please?"

"...Whatever!"

Akira POV

And there must be a boom now! It ain't. What about now? Nah. Now! Sh*t.

After half an hour like this, the machine stopped doing all sorta stuff that old folks do. Actually, it stopped completely. "Rina?" I called, and she appeared in the doorway. "I think we ran out of batteries."

"What batteries?"

"Oh, yeah, that was my part to design. This beauty works with batteries. It's cheap and undetectable."

"And?"

"And I guess this beauty only works for a minute or two before doing the whole show you saw and turning off."

"That's what I get for working with incompetents..." she muttered, so I threw the dead batteries at her.

"Now find others!"

"Why me?"

"Cause I gotta say more goodbye to my super awesome shrine."

She stormed out mumbling stuff about me, but I was too busy with seeing orange everywhere.

...

...

Rina returned half an hour later with brand new batteries.

"Did you get them?" I asked just for the heck of asking, because it was obvious she did.

"Yeah, Turd monkey. Now, for f*ck's sake, can we go?"

"Yup." I went and put the batteries in the machine and it started working again. "Okay..." Excitement, excitement, excitement! Just before I could reach to touch the portal, there was my door opened roughly and Rina's Rapunzel standing in the doorway.

Dun-dun-dunnnnnn!

Kirina POV

"Why hello, kind sir. What brings you here?" I asked. Really. What was he doing here?

"What the hell are you two doing here, un?" I need an excuse!

"Uhh...we..are..."

"We're doing this for a science fair!" Kira cut in.

"We're what?"

"What!" He said the same time I did.

"Yeah, you know, the science fair in Otogakure?" She said, nudging my elbow. I got the hint.

"Oh, right! Almost about it!" Deidara still didn't seem convinced much. Instead, he leaned on the wall, crossing his arms, waiting for more detail.

"What are you still doing here, blondie?" Kira asked.

"What's the invention about, un?"

"..." Kira was at a loss for words. Luckily, I stepped in.

"It's a Make-Tobi-Disappear machine!"

"It's a what!" Kira was surprised and angry but Deidara seemed to like the idea.

"Can I see it, un?"

"No. Now get out!"

"Fine..." At last, our annoying intruder was gone. Back to the machine! I turned to Kira and she was...not happy.

"Make-Tobi-Disappear machine? Is that the best you could do?"

"Yeah."

"I don't want Tobi to disappear! Big meanie!"

"It's not real you know..."

"...Riiiiiight! Let's go now on our next search for more hotties!"

"Haiiiii~" She was about to press the button until...

"KIRA-SAN, RINA-SAN! TOBI DOESN'T WANT TO DISAPPEAR!" Yes, that happened.

"Rina, your plan backfired."

"Well fix it!"

Akira POV

Damn... Tobi entered my room flailing his arms around and looking like he was running for his life. Which, in his conception, was right. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI DOESN'T WANT TO DISAPPEAR! WHAT HAS TOBI DONE TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY KIRA-SAN AND RINA-SAN?"

"Great almighty, huh?" I muttered. He was getting to be a slick talker.

"Um... Tobi... We... that's not a make-you-disappear device!"

"Then what is it?" I asked, wanting to know what else the great almighty stupid would make up.

"Um... This is a portal to the Pokemon dimension!"

"WHAT?" both me and Tobi exclaimed.

"Kira, STFU! If he goes in that portal, they'll take him to give him to Yachiru for her to have a pet! So we do get rid of him!" Rina whispered to me, and I shuddered. Tobi and Yachiru united= both Soul Society and Naruto world exploding. But meh. I need to die happy in my Strawberry's arms!

"Yeah! You get to meet Pikachu!"

"TOBI DOESN'T WANT PIKACHU! TOBI WANTS BUNEARY!"

"Okay, you'll get Buneary!" I was starting to get annoyed."

"YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY!"

"Kira, press that damn button!"

"Damn right!" Finally, I got to press the button. Without hesitating, the three of us jumped in there. And we landed...

Kirina POV

BAM! I hit the ground in the middle of...a busy street? Where's Kira and Tobi? Strangers were already gathering around me. From the looks of it, they aren't who I was looking for in the first place.

"Are you okay, miss?"

"Don't talk to her! She fell from the sky!"

"ALIEN!" Sh*t. This can't be happening to me. What if...we got separated? I can't do this on my own. I think, I'm in the real world right now. Kira and Tobi...did they make it? I got up and instantly, all the people shot back five hundred feet away from me. Seriously? I just rolled my eyes and wandered around.

It's kind of frightening to walk around in a place that you aren't familiar with. But why the real world for me? That's my least favorite place in the anime...sigh. How can this get any worse?

There it is. I've said it. The magic words. Things did get worse. A lot worse! A hollow...no, two hollows...wait, make that three, warped into the world and chased..after me.

"Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t. Double sh*t!"

I don't think ninja tools work well for this kind of stuff, so I'm just gonna run for my life now. Closing my eyes, I sprinted, pushing pass angry citizens. I heard someone land behind me and awhile later, the hollows disappeared. I turned around and saw a flash of white.

Akira POV

The landing came with a loud thump for me, and the lack of seeing Kirina or Tobi around. Not good...

"Oi, who are you and why are you landing from the sky? Who is she?"

"I have no idea, Asano-san..."

"Whaaaaaa-? What's with the sudden social distance?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, Asano-san..."

"Whatwhathwhatwhat! You're doing it again!"

I looked at the two guys in front of me dumbstruck. I thought we Akatsuki were odd, but they've taken it farther. Or is it just because I'm not used to this kinda stupidity?

Meh. Anyhow... I looked at their uniforms. Karakura highschool. Okay. I checked my stalker notebook (the one where I held all the info), with that Asano whatever guy looking over my shoulder. I finished pretty fast, then I turned to them.

"So I see you guys know someone called Kurosaki Ichigo?"

"What? Whatwhathwhatwhat? What do you want with him? Are you a FBI agent? Or a robot?"

"Asano-san, you start to sound like Inoue-san."

"Again social distance?"

"Guys! Focus!" I called, guessing I'd better stop them in time. "Kurosaki Ichigo. Where is he at the moment?"

"Why would we tell you?"

In less than a second I had my kunai pressed to his throat. This guy was annoying, and was wasting my time. i had to find Rina and TOBI, who might have destroyed half the town, and glomp my Strawberry. "You'll tell me if you wanna live." I whispered threateningly at him, my Rin'negan swirling crazily.

"HE'S HOME! KUROSAKI CLINIC, THREE STREETS FROM HERE!" he yelled.

"Okay, not so loud! You're coming with me to see if you didn't lie. If you did... I'll make sure it is the last thing you've done. You, social-distance-guy... Mizuiro, right? You may leave."

"Okay. See you tomorrow, Asano-san!" he waved bye. Okay, so a crazy stalker woman has just taken his best friend hostage and he just waves bye? They. Are. Crazy.

While trying to shut Asano's mouth, I wondered just for the heck of it what was Rina doing and if she had better luck than me...

Kirina POV

I stared at the whited-haired umm...boy? He stared at me with a very serious expression.

"You can see me?"

"To-To-To..." I was in so much shock, it was hard to speak!

"Can you see the hollow too?"

"To-To-TOSHIRO!" I yelled and gave him a giant glomp. Yes! It's one of my favorite characters! Hitsugaya Toshiro, tenth squad captain! Immediately, his mood changed from serious to seriously annoyed.

"Get off me."

"Or else what? You'll freeze me to death?"

"How did you- never mind. I'm taking you to Soul Society." I jumped up and down.

"Yip! Yip! Yippee! We're going to Soul Society!" I admit, I am a little hyper. Just a little.

"Let's go." I was going to go...but Kira might get mad at me for leaving without her. I have seen her mad before, and let's just say that it ain't pretty.

"Wait!" He turned. "Do you know some guy named Kurosaki Ichigo? You know, teenage guy about yay high, got orange hair and named after a strawberry?"

"What business do you have with him."

"My business with his business is non of your business. Now tell me." He seemed irritated that I'm speaking to him like that.

"Come with me."

We walked down a few streets and down some alleys. I fell down a sewer and..yeah. That's pretty much it. Finally, the clinic was in view. I could feel Kira's presence inside the house! Actually, no. I could just hear hearing screaming.

"ICHIIIIGO! CAN I GLOMP YOU?" Then, you could hear Ichigo protesting.

"What is wrong with you? Get her off me!" Toshiro just walked in, as if he owned the place. Ichigo stopped running to look. Kira finally got her glomp.

"Oh, hey Toshiro. What's up?"

"IT'S HITSUGAYA TAICHOU! This girl was looking for you."

"Another one?"

"KIRA!"

"RINA!" She let go of her precious Ichigo and came over to hug me.

"Where were you?"

" Fell down in the middle of the street and met him." I jabbed my finger towards the captain.

"You smell like garbage."

"Don't I always?"

"So...where's Tobi?"

Akira POV

"Tobi...? WTF is that?"

"Lollipop, your little pet? Good boy? Um... Deidara's kohai?"

"Hah?"

"You really don't remember him?"

"Ooooh, that guy everyone thought to be that someone he ain't? Yeah. He's called Tobi?"

"Yeah. You really did forget about him?"

"Well, I'm surprised I remembered about you. Look... I got to GLOMP Icchy!"

"Damn, you sound like Yachiru..." Icchy said, and I grinned.

"So... we should find Tobi, ne?"

"Yeah..."

"How do we do that?"

Then a hard silence fell. Everyone stood on the floor of Icchy's room, doing different stuff. Kon was trying to make Rina take off her Akatsuki cloak, totally failing, Hitsugaya was looking ** off, I was thinking how to find Tobi and Icchy... I couldn't look at him without drooling, so I just guessed he was... um... existing and being hot.

Suddenly, the window opened and Rukia and Renji appeared. They entered the room and sat on Icchy's bed, looking at me and Rina. Okay, seriously, they have never seen girls like us? "Um... who're they?" Rukia asked.

"I'm Akira... I haven't got any idea what my last name is... and this is Rina."

"Mizuhana Kirina, actually, but her manners are bad..."

"And why the hell are you here?" Renji asked.

"Because little lady over there is crushing ** Ichigo."

"Ne, Ichigo, another girl... you're getting very popular, ne?"

"Shut the hell up, Renji! Not my fault this girl is crazy!"

I was so not going to accept this like this! I smacked the back of his head hard, and he started whining. That should make him know manners around me. I'm such a hypocrite, ne?

"I've heard you must locate a person. I can do this..." Rukia offered.

"That's great, Rukia-san. But his reiatsu may be a bit weird..." Rina said.

"It'll make him even easier to locate." she flipped out her cell and started typing something on it. "Yeah, I got it. He's in Soul Society."

"We gotta go." Rina said, and I nodded.

"Yosh, everyone let's perk up! We're going to Soul Society!" I said, standing up.

"WE? I'm staying here!"

"No you're not. You must go with Akira-san..." Renji said, probably teasing Icchy. But it worked, because he turned into a Shinigami, making me swoon more than before. What? Kyaaa, ne?

Rukia opened the Senkai gate and taking a deep breath, we went through it.

Soo...this has turned into a crossover with...Bleach? Yeah! How unexpected things turned out, ne? We never thought that this would turn into a crossover at all! But at least you know who Kira was crushing on all this time:)