'Lovely' Reunion
As always, I don't own Naruto or Bleach!
Akira POV
After knocking out Tobi, we started making our way back down. Apparently Rukia didn't quite like this Sogyoku hill. Note the use of the verb 'started'. Because a wormhole popped up and our dear beloved organization which we did not miss, with my brother first, stepped in this world.
"AKIRA, YOU CRAZY GIRL! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE MISSED THE HELLA OUTTA YOU!" nii-san yelled, coming and glomping me. Yes, as weird as it sounds, my own brother GLOMPED me.
When I finally got him off me I looked at Icchy and said "Sorry for making you go through this hell so many times. I solemnly swear never to do this again." but he was too shocked by the sudden apparition of so many people that he could not answer. "So, nii-san- wasn't our world enough and you wanted to invade this one too?"
"I was worried for you!"
"Emotional." I commented. Then the inevitable happened. Nii-san noticed Icchy. it was a really funny scene. They did something like mirror moving. Pein, yes, I say, we practiced it during an intense boredom fit, but how did Icchy know it too? oh, they'll get along so fine...:3
"Kira. Who's this man?"
"Yeah... Icchy, that's my brother, Nagato, aka Pein. Nii-san, that's my... that's Kuroaski Ichigo, aka Icchy." I made the introductions.
"I did not. Repeat, did not. Tell her to call me Icchy."
"She has this thing to nickname everything she cares for. It was she who called Konan Ko-chan, it was she who gave Kirina the nick of Rina, and it was she who... well... gave me my pseudoname."
"IT WAS YOU?" Rina and Ko-chan exclaimed."
"Yes, it was me, but as everyone kids around the internet those days, it has an extra part. Originally it was 'in the a-'"
"That's enough, Kira, they got it."
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Awkward silence... which was pierced by a loud "Rina-chan!"
Kirina POV
"Uh, hello Kisame!" I addressed the blue shark in front of my face.
"I missed you a lot!"
"I...missed you too!" Lie. Kira opened her mouth to say something, but my glare shut her up. Pein cleared his throat and all eyes were on him.
"Are you two ready to go back home?" I nearly choked on my breath.
"Huh?"
"What?" Kira and I exclaimed. Too soon. Too soon. I didn't even get to spend more time with Yachiru and Gin!
"What do you mean no? I've had enough of your childish games. Enough is enough, now it's time to go home. I know what you're doing, it's that whole 'run away from home for attention' thing. I know what you two are up to!"
"We're not five anymore, Nii-san!" Kira screamed angrily. I guess I would be too if I had to leave my crush. Which I do have one...no, not Deidara! Don't listen to what Kira says..I would say he's a...I don't want to say boyfriend...he's just there, I guess. I'm harsh, get over it.
"Can we just stay a little bit longer, leader-sama?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Why?"
"I need you to back to work. Vacation's over."
"NaNa-chan, are you leaving soon?"
"No." I said.
"Good! Yachiru want's to play with NaNa-chan and Kiki-chan and Ken-chan!"
"I want to see Ken-chan again!" Kira wailed.
"I'm gonna get Ken-chan to play tea party with us now!"
"Yeah, you do that Yachiru." I smirked, you do that...
"Capture them." Pein ordered. What they did next was so unexpected, me and Kira didn't have time to evade. He had Deidara and Kisame hold both of my arms together and Hidan and Kakuzu on Kira's. They couldn't get any further, however. Ichigo and Gin threatened them with their sword at their throat. Hells yeah, hot guys to the rescue!
"Icchy, you care!" 'Icchy' Merely grunted.
"Now, I can't have ya take away someone as fun as Kirina-chan!" Amen, Taichou! A strong reiatsu was getting closer. Well, here comes Kenpachi...
Akira POV
"Guys, something bad will happen in the next five seconds if you don't let go of us." I said. I kinda like my comrades the way they are now, not scarred for life. Physically and mentally.
"And what would be so threatening for a God like me?" Pein said mockingly.
"I hate it when you get so ahead of yourself..." I sighed.
The huge reiastu was even closer now, and I could see a sweatdrop rolling on my brother's neck. He could feel something was wrong.
"What are you all doing?" Kenpachi asked loudly, and everyone turned around scared to death.
"None of your business!" Pein growled, trying to look down on Kenpachi, which didn't quite work.
"Hmmmmm... you're just as powerful as she is. Good, you're first. I want you to come with all you have at me as if your life depends on is."
"If I have to fight... SHINRA TENSEI!" he said, and dust covered the entire scenery, that you could barely see two feet ahead. "Sorry Akira, you're coming home whether you like it or not." Nii-san turned around, convinced he's finished the job.
"I'm the one who's sorry. You're too stubborn and self-absorbed to notice things that were right in front of your eyes." I said, using my own Shinra to send Hidan and Kuzu-chan flying away from me. My brother started walking towards me, and I took a few steps back.
"Akira, I gave you all freedom you wanted only because I considered your past was way worse than mine. I considered you have gone through worse things than me. But I was wrong to let loose the leash that much." Pein said, clutching my throat and easily lifting me from the ground
Just when I thought that my own brother would kill me, a sudden hit came from nowhere and knocked him down cold. I fell down to the ground, coughing.
"You okay, Akira?"
I looked up to see Icchy's concerned eyes. I took his hand and helped myself up. "Yeah, I'm alright. Could have been better." I looked down at my brother, who was unconscious. "What happened to the others?"
"They're alive."
"...buuuuuut?" something about the dark grimace Icchy made when answering made me worry a bit.
"But it took a while until Kenpachi cooled and started taking it easier. His first victims are more hurt than the others, but don't worry. The fourth division will take care of them."
"Rina!" I suddenly called her.
"I'm here." she answered.
Kirina POV
I stood next to Kira who was about to tell me something until...the massive amount of chakra came back. This time, they were smart enough to come armed. Kira and I braced ourselves as Ichigo stepped in front to protect us..well Kira more but you get the idea.
"Let the girls go and might not kill you." Konan said, in the front of the group.
"Why do you guys even bother?" I muttered.
"You two are important to us." Konan said softly. "Playtime's over. Let's finish this!"
"That's just unfair! We're adults now! We should be able to make decisions for ourselves!"
"Actually Rina, you're not technically an adult yet. You're not even eighteen." Kira whispered.
"Shut up! You're not helping the case here!" Konan took our mini conversation as a chance to attack. She ran at us, paper whirling all around her.
"Getsuga Tensho!" Ichigo fired before Konan had a chance to react. But Konan being Konan, wasn't even fazed by the amount of power put into the attack.
" Okay Rina, let's use this smoke as a chance to run!" Kira yelled a second to late. The smoke was already clearing from the flapping of Konan's paper wings. "Ah! No time! Rina, distract them!"
"What?" Distraction, distraction...how do you distract a bunch of S-ranked criminals? I spotted something...more like someone, walking in the distance.
"Oh hey guys look! It's Superman!" I screamed directing their attention away from us and on the so-called 'Superman'. Do you want to know who this Superman is? Hint: he has Superman hair and he's a big, bad evil person! I'm not helping much, am I? Anyways,back to our current dilemma. Kira pulled my hand, urging me along as I ran backwards waving my hand at my savior.
"Thanks Aizen!" The brow-haired Taichou did his smile/smirk at me as the Akatsuki members crowded around him to check if he really was Superman. I bet'cha this was all part of Aizen's plan! Sort of...
Kira and I ran in all sorts of directions, until I felt something attach itself at my behind and crawl upwards.
"AH! There's something behind me! It's a frog! It's a freaking frog! Get it off me! It's slimy! EW!" I screamed. Kira started laughing hysterically. "Why are you laughing, you cold-hearted person!"
"NaNa-chan!" Pause...think...NaNa-chan=Me. Person who calls me NaNa-chan=Pink-haired lieutenant of 11th squad...behind my back. Slimy=...Drool!
"Kira, you can stop laughing now."
"Hahahaha!"
"Kira...shut up.."
"Hahaha Ohmygod! Yachiru is a hahaha frog!"
"Kira! Let's go! The distraction won't distract them forever!" Kira stopped momentarily, wiping tears out of her eyes. I have a feeling that she'll never let me live this down.
"Yachiru, do you know how to get out of this hill?" She nodded.
"It's that way!" She pointed right. We ran. Dead end. She tapped her chin.
"Or maybe it was the other way." We ran there. Dead end.
Akira POV
Awe-some. I can't decide whether to kill her or to give her a prize for making me laugh so much. Her sense of orientation is as good as mine. Which I can tell ya- sucks.
"Yachiru, you're no help." I muttered.
"Kiki-chan is mean!" Yachiru yelled, jumping on me and starting to pull my hair.
"Stop it, I need my hair! It's important!" I said, trying to get her off me.
Nope. No chance. After a few minutes, of me trying to take Yachiru off and Rina laughing her ss off, she finally jumped down. Just before both Rina and I felt that someone grabs us by the collars of our cloaks and pulls us back.
"As I said, playtime is over. You're coming back." Konan said in a low dangerous voice.
We knew we had no chance to escape her wrath. When Konan got mad, there was no escaping.
"Can't you let the girls stay a bit longer? I'm sure they didn't mean to disturb anyone. You know how kids are." Unohana said, appearing out of the smoke. Come to think of it, she may be the only one who might face Konan.
"I understand they are rebels and all, but our organization needs them and we can't have them randomly skipping into other world. The young ladies here are criminals, if you didn't know."
"Many have done deeds, but forgiven they'll be if they don't seek fights here." Unohana replied calmly. She reminds me of Buddha, so calm...
"You are wise indeed. Maybe... I'll let them stay here a bit longer." Konan said, letting go of our cloaks.
"Do you somehow happen to like flowers?"
"I love flowers!"
"What about visiting my garden? I'm sure we can all get along."
"I'd love to." Konan said, and the two left.
Rina and I sighed happily. The greatest danger disappeared.
"Ya, Kira, right? What do we do with him?" someone called from behind, and I turned around to see Kenpachi lifting nii-san off the ground in one hand.
"Well... don't kill him. Then... give him some coffee and calmants and he'll be fine."
"Coffee?"
"Forget it, I think I have a ness somewhere..."
"Akira-san?" Rukia called.
"What now?"
"What do we do about him?" she gestured towards Tobi, who was currently playing with Renji's hair.
"Tranquilize him."
"O-kay... let's see where we can find some..."
Kirina POV
Okay, the coast is clear. While everyone was busy trying to find a tranquilizer gun, I slipped out and ran. I have a few things to discuss with my brain. First of all, I need some paper and pen. A bit up ahead, I heard someone frantically running around. I smirked when I realized who it was.
"Hey, you! Hanatarou, right?" He turned around. "Aha! It is you! Just the person I needed."
"Who are you? I'm sorry! Please don't kill me!" He shielded his face with his arms and started mumbling gibberish.
"Relax, dude. Like seriously...I'm not trying to kill you. Geez." Slowly, he peeked from underneath his little barrier.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Mizuhana Kirina! See?" I held my hands up. "I don't bite." I could see that he was beginning to relax.
"I'm in the Fourth Squad, seventh seat, Yamada Hanataro!"
"Yeah, yeah. I know that already. Say, can you do me a favor?"
"What is it that you need, Mizuhana-san?"
"Kirina's fine. I want you to get me some paper and pen, please."
"Hai! I'll get it right now!" He quickly ran off and tripped on..air. I like this guy, very...Tobi-like. Haha Kira, I got my own personal Tobi and he is much awesome than yours!"
"I'm back Kirina-san! I have your items!" Again, Hanataro ran a little too fast and crashed to the ground, dropping everything.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm-I'm sorry! Please don't kill me!"
"...I'm not going to kill you! Get that fact into your head already!"
"S-sorry!"
"It's okay. The problem is, are you okay?" He nodded.
"Y-yes, I'm fine!"
"Good. The ground seems to like you a lot."
"I apologize for my clumsiness!" I laughed and patted his head.
"Really, you apologize way to much for your own good." His face burned up.
"Sorry!"
"Sigh, there you go again."
"Hehehe, sorry." We sat there for a while before he suddenly jumped up.
"Oh! I just remembered! I have to go clean the 11th squad barracks! I have to go now, bye Kirina-san!"
"Aw, leaving already? Okay, I'll see you later then!" I waved at him as he left. Okay, back to business.
I picked up the pen and two pieces of paper. I titled one, BLEACH WORLD, PROS AND CONS. On the other one I wrote, NINJA WORLD, PROS AND CONS.
Let's see, in Bleach, the pros are: all the hotties, sword fighting, pranks with Gin, Yachiru, having a personal Tobi. What else...I guess that's it. Now the cons: I don't get to see Kisame anymore, the rest of Akatsuki will hate us forever, it's really hot here. Pros for Ninja world: I get to see Kisame and Deidara, Tobi will bake me cookies, Kira's secret tunnels, Kakuzu has lot's of money. Cons: Orochimaru a.k.a Shiny, Mr. Pein in the ass(really, he's not that bad. Just a bit too protective sometimes and too leader-like!), no sword fighting.
I put the pen down and read my list...that didn't really help. I still can't decide.
"Ri-Na~" Well, Kira's here again. I crumpled the paper and threw them out.
"Hey, Kira. What's up?"
"The sky." She answered.
"Of course."
Akira POV
"So, we're staying here or are we staying here?" I happily skipped to Rina.
"You said the same thing as two different options."
"Duh. That's the only options possible."
"But there are pros and cons, you know! LIke, if we stay here, I get to do pran..." she started, but I cut her off.
"You made a list, didn't you?"
"How did you know?"
"The crumpled paper over there has its title visible." I motioned to it, and Rina facepalmed. "And by the way- why are all the pros for that sucky world called 'pros'? You don't get anything out of any. First one is ew, then Tobi bakes only s*it, then I'll torture you if you get anywhere my baby, then Kuzu-chan wouldn't give you money. So?"
"But I'll miss everyone!"
"Ditto. Maybe we can convince them to stay here!"
"No chance..."
"Let's try!"
"Okay..."