The Definition of Double Date..

Akira POV

I found Rina on a random roof, looking at the sky. I had something very important to speak with her. I jumped on the roof and sat down by her. "So, my dear friend, we have a situation."

"We do? What happened, you couldn't convince your brother?"

"Long story short- I convinced him. But no, that's not the thing. The thing is- you gotta get boyfriend." I said, and she blushed.

"Why? I mean, it's not like you got one either!"

"Dudette... I'm already trying. You ain't. And from what I noticed, there are three people who like you."

"Three?"

"Yeah."

"Don't tell me. Yachiru?"

"Yeah. But I heard snakey may come around, so let's not take his joy. So."

"So..."

"Dammit, you're too defensive! You're going on a double date!"

"...what?"

"Mwhahahahahahahahaha! Evil Akira strikes again!" I yelled, jumping down and running like a mad woman. Which I was.:D

Soon, I reached some barracks I wanted to get to. I entered and in less than five minutes I got out. Good good good. Then, I went to Konan and told her to tell nii-san to tell someone something. I felt so mysterious! Mwhahahaha!

After all this was taken care of, I went to Rina again. "Dear Dudette, at 7 o'clock you have an appointment for a picnic in that forest over there." I told her, vaguely gesturing in that direction. "Don't try to stop us from stalking ya." I winked to her, and left. Mwhahahahahahaha!

Kirina POV

I stood there dumbfounded. What just happened? She said double date, right? So that means she'll be going with me, right? That's what double dates are...right?

Well, since she already arranged all this, I suppose I should get ready. What should I wear? Hm...well it's not like I brought my entire wardrobe with me here, so I had a very limited selection. Not knowing who my date is makes this ten times harder!

I let out a sigh.

"Ah..what should I wear! Dammit Kira! You could've gave me a few ideas on this! Why can't a miracle happen..like, a fairy Godmother or something..." Suddenly, there was a burst of purple sparkles in my face and...

"You called?"

"Um..Yumichika. What the Hell do you think you're doing, wearing a purple tutu and holding a sparkling pink wand?" I asked my, um, the, er...I don't even know what to call him anymore!

"Why, I'm you fairy Godmother, of course! Also, doesn't this skirt just compliment my beautiful face?"

"Yes..it looks quite well with those rainbow flip flops of yours." I answered, pointing at those ridiculous shoes.

"Thank you my dear!" He did a little twirl. "Now let's get right down to the point. I want to see all the clothes you have. NOW!"

"Yes sir! Uh..Ma'am! No, sir-ma'am?" His face turned as red as a tomato.

"Yumichika is fine!" Bonk!

"OW! Don't hit me with that stupid wand of yours!" I thrust my clothes in his face. "There! Happy?"

"Hm..these.." He examined each article of clothing closely before finally coming to the conclusion that...

"These are as bad as my captain's sense of direction."

"Are they really that bad?" I asked, full of worry."

"Yes! But do not fear, darling! Come with me! I will take you on the colorful journey to fashion!" He offered me his hand and I took it. Too late to regret anything now...

The fifth seat took me down to some district in the Rukongai and dragged me into a shop.

"Hello, Yumichika-san. How may I help you?" A young woman stood behind the counter. She didn't seem in the least bit surprised at the Shinigami's outrageous attire.

"Yuki! This is an emergency! I need you to make the best kimono for this girl here! Make it knee-length and light green with white cherry blossoms! I need it in two hours!" He spoke in rapid speed and pushed me towards Yuki.

"Hello, I'm Yuki! This way please." She led me inside a room and began to take my measurements.

"I'm Kirina, by the way."

All of the measurements were complete, and in one hour, forty five minutes, and thirty two seconds, the kimono was finished.

"It's really pretty." I whispered, touching the newly made kimono.

"Put it on and skip to your lovely date!" I put the kimono on and found my way to the forest.

What I saw was something I would never expect. Apparently, in Kira's dictionary, double date means something different. Way different.

Akira POV

Alright. Everyone important in Seireitei was there, plus the whole Akatsuki. This was a thing not to be missed. For the past five minutes, we've all been trying to hide our laughters, because Repulsel and Foxy were looking obnoxiously at eachother, not daring to say anything.

Then, Rina appeared. It was highly problematic to hold my bubbles of laughter which were close to escaping my mouth.

"Sooooooo... this is awkward." Rina said, looking somewhere else, which happened to be the tree branch where I was "hiding". She mouthed to me 'I'm gonna kill you!' and I mouthed back 'First get a boyfriend!'.

"Let's sit down, cause standing only makes it awkwarder." Rina suggested, and they all sat, still not saying anything. The situation was pretty tense, so I decided to use the joker.

"ORO, I CHOOSE YOU!" I yelled, throwing a pokeball between the three of them. They all stared as Oro emerged from it.

"Helooooooooooooo, my dear friends! Helloooo, my dear next body!" he said, launching for Rina. She started running in circles, Oro started running after her, and the guys started running after Oro. Oro tripped, so the guys tripped, so Rina tripped too and landed on the guys, Oro was almost crushed by the weight, Rina started whining about how fat she's, all three of them started awkwardly somewhere else, then Snow White and Foxy kicked Oro's butt and made him return in the Pokeball.

"Thanks for the support guys. You mean I'm fat, ne?" Rina said, looking accusingly at the two.

"No!" They both said in a voice.

"You're beautiful!"

"And smart!"

"And funny!"

"And awesome!"

"Looks like you're gonna live longer than today!" she said, grumpily sitting again. Aurora and Foxy looked at eachother with faces clearly saying 'PMS...'

Best. Fun. Ever.

Kirina POV

"Stupid Kira!" I kicked a rock. After the best date of my life, note the sarcasm, I walked back to my room.

"Rina-chan~"

"Ah!" A back-breaking force hit me from behind and I was sent tumbling to the ground by none other than the self proclaimed Good Boy, Tobi.

"Just what do you think you're doing Face?"

"Tobi missed his Rin-Rin!" I hit him upside the head.

"Don't. Call. Me. That."

"Ooh! Ooh! Is this what Kira-san call, PMS?" Damn that Kira, what is he teaching this boy.

"No, Tobi. Now go away!"

"But, Tobi wants to play!" He whined.

"Well Tobi can play with Tobi in Tobi's room!"

"Okay!" He cheered and sped off faster than the speed of light! I let out a sigh. What a long night. I trudged my way back to my room and flopped on the bed. Just as I was about to fall asleep, the bell rang, signaling intruders in Seireitei.

"Argh! Is it that hard to just let me sleep in peace?" I jumped off and stepped out. It was total chaos.

"The enemy is heading towards the First Division!" Alright, first division, here I come!

With my awesome ninja speed, I sped off and disappeared into the night! (Tripping on a random twig along the way)

"Halt! I will take down all invaders!" I screamed holding out a kunai! Well, guess who the intruder was?

"Hello, dude with a chicken butt head.."

Hello everyone! After what seemed like a very long time, we've finally updated! It was mostly my fault...well, both of our fault! We just took turns dying...-_-"