Note…of life: In order for there to be shows, there must be commercials to promote the shows and also to…get…money to…fund shows. I don't know. I don't know how commercials really work. All I know is that they are annoying and can sometimes take up five-minutes depending on what television station you're watching. Also, most of the time, commercials are often promoting something stupid (Ex: Google 'Bacon Bowl').
Now is the time to make fun of these commercials.
[Ravenpaw is laying on the ground, lapping water quickly]
Ravenpaw: (waves tail slowly) I think I'm gonna take a nice nap later.
Announcer: Hey, you!
Ravenpaw: OH, GOD!
Announcer: Are you tired {(of two geeks in moustaches…I'm sorry. This is me talking. It had to be said)} of bland, old water? Are you tired of the lack of taste that hits your tongue every time it enters your mouth?
Ravenpaw: No…n-no, not really. I'm actually pretty content with something that I've been drinking my whole life…um...w-who are you—
Announcer: I thought so! Well I have the thing for you! Introducing…Methamphetamine!
Bluestar: What did I tell you about selling illegal substances?! Get over here!
Announcer (A.K.A, Longtail): How am I supposed to know if something is illegal?! How are any of us supposed to know?! We have lived in this forest our whole lives! I just goggled the most funniest sounding word and put it in here!
Bluestar: I SAID GET OVER HERE!
Longtail: NO!
Ravenpaw: Um…w-what am I supposed to…to do?
Bluestar: I…I thought you died.
{Signal Loss}
I know of no commercial that is similar to this in any way. I'm bored...so...I don't know; ignore me.