{A camera slowly pans over a majestic mountain range, filling the screen with beautiful hues of browns and oranges…and General Surgeon's warnings found on cigarette boxes. A bald eagle flies past, letting out a powerful screech. At this moment, the camera begins to purely focus on the eagle's eyes.]
{The eagle is then interrupted by three clones of Whitestorm running through the forest}
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