Immaturity (Anapestic Tetrameter) (No Rhyme)
They call me a slacker and they say I'm a child!
What the hell do they mean that I'm still just a child?
Those goddamn phonies just do not have any brains!
I am very mature; dear God, I have gray hair!
Take that no good creep Ackley, look at what he said!
He told me to grow up and he said I am nuts!
What does that damn phony know about being me?
I am very mature; at least more than he is!
Those woman laugh at me for trying to fit in
They think I'm a kid who has no brains, that I'm dumb!
Those damn bitches have no damn clue about my life!
I am very mature; I'm old enough to screw!
Now let me tell you about that bastard Carl Luge!
He's a phony who thinks he's a really smart guy!
That no good sex-crazed bastard is just a dipshit!
I am very mature; he's a fat-assed phony!
Sometimes I feel like I'm misunderstood and all
Sure I'm a bit crazy, but that doesn't matter!
Those "mature" people are all phonies, flits and creeps!
Screw all of those phonies; I'm completely mature!
(A/N: NOT!)