After dinner, I slowly followed Perseus into the woods were I had seen him last. I knew this was hopeless. Sure, I was the second greatest assassin of Chaos, but I was trying to track the first. So instead, I tracked the friendly Hellhound. Sure enough, there lying on top of the beast, was Perseus.

"…sorry, girl." He was saying. "I didn't realize it was you." The beast whimpered. "You see, when we were fighting Nemocron Xius 8, I giant mastiff with purple fur and bright green eyes jumped me when I was severely wounded," I resisted the urge to snort. He wasn't jumped because he was wounded. He was jumped because he was busy attending to my unconscious body. A wave of guilt ran through me. I caused the man I loved his most painful scar. "It scratched me across the face," he said while indicating his three scars, "and I would've died too, if it wasn't for Private Williams. He stabbed the beast through its retched heart before it could do any real damage."

It was silent for a few minutes. "Ah, it's so nice to see you again, girl!" Perseus smiled as he rubbed the massive dog's head. The beast let out a bark and licked Perseus savagely.

"Well well well," I said, stepping out of the trees.

Perseus didn't look at me, but judging from the way the sides of his face moved, I guessed that he smiled when he said, "Hello, love."

"I never thought I'd see the day when Sir Perseus "David" Jackson would play with one of his arch enemies… a dog." I smiled as I walked toward him.

"This dog has saved my ass a few times. She was a gift to the camp from Daedalus. Ms. O'Leary, the sweetest Hellhound the world will ever know." He scratched the dog behind the ear as he said this.

I made my face series. "Well, could you tell her to shoo for a minute? I need to talk to you about something."

Perseus pouted his lips as Ms. O'Leary, who apparently understood what I said, bounded off into the forest.

I sighed as I sat down next to him and put some of my auburn hair behind my ear.

He put his arm on my shoulder as I wrapped my arm around his waist and snuggled into his chest.

I closed my eyes. "No matter how much you hate this planet, you can not deny the serenity and beauty of it." I looked up at him. He scowled.

"I can and I will. This planet's rule is corrupt. Have you noticed that all the planets that are ruled by Titans are actually more "Serene and Beautiful" than the ones ruled by gods?" I nodded in agreement. This was true. In some of the planets, the gods didn't want power, so they let their Titan parents do all the ruling. Sometimes the reason for this is because the Titans scare the gods, sometimes the Titans and the gods are peaceful and don't care who rules. There is actually one planet, Neckolahceit (Neck-oh-lah-seat) that's ruled by both the gods and the Titans.

"Yes, I have noticed." I said, answering his earlier question. "But everything is as Chaos wants it to be."

Perseus smiled. "What ever you say, O Dangerous and Nimble Goddess of Assassins." He said while bowing down to me. I played along in his game.

"Why should thou, O Mighty Devourer of Souls, bowith to me, a lowly goddess?"

Perseus smiled a very passionate grin. "Because it is you, O Goddess of Assassins, who my heart does belongith to."

My heart rate quickened as he bent up and passionately kissed me. Perseus wasn't exactly good-looking, but I'm sure every girl in camp would agree with me when I say that he's attractive. He has such a good build, and the most beautiful green eyes.

I traced three fingers along the scar he had gotten from the dog, and he flashed me his smile. Oh, it wasn't fair! That smile made me tingle all over my body. I couldn't help myself. I bent down and kissed him aggressively. Maneuvering my body on top of his, only to have him spin around and make him the one on top of me!

I moaned as he started kissing neck and taking off my Camp Half-Blood T-shirt.

This was going to be a fun night…

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Sorry, guys but I promised myself that I would make this strictly a non-lemon story.

-Defy ThE SHOCKER