Robin: Why is this so short?
Me: Because, I'm going on vacation and have to leave in a few hours!
Robin: Oh, didn't you tell me that already?
Me: I've told you that five times already Robin.
Robin: Oh, um RFF doesn't own anything...
Me: Ugh...
Luate
Unknown Location
Dick was in a state between unconsciousness and consciousness. His body hurt and he felt like someone had hit him with at least three semi trucks. He knew that Joker hadn't done much to him. When he was put in the truck he had just sliced his legs a little. His arms had already had cuts on them from the glass, and the bruise on his jaw was from the brass knuckles that Taylor had. So to sum it up, he felt like crap.
As Dick came into full consciousness the pain got worse. He listened carefully trying to see if anyone was in the room. Hearing no one he opened his sore, tired eyes. He looked around the room; around him were a camera, a computer, a small bag, and a bunch of plants. Along with a little table to the far side of the room, on the table was a coin. On the walls was words painted in green spray paint. Things like 'Ha ha' and 'Joker was here' were everywhere in the room.
He mentally groaned. He was not in the mood for these three lunatics. They had probably already sent the ransom to Bruce. But they probably made him look worse then he really was. Dick could just imagine Bruce running into the room and putting the three in body casts. It wouldn't be the first time.
Dick tested the cuffs on his wrists. They were weak and wobbly. This would be easy. He shifted one of his wrists into an awkward position. His wrist popped but it was out of the cuff. He quickly put his wrist back into place and got his other hand out of the other cuff. He got his feet out in record time and stood up. He rubbed his wrist that had popped out of place. It really hurt. But he couldn't worry about that now.
He saw a flight of stairs and started slowly creeping up them. There was a door at the top of the stairs. It wasn't locked. Ever so slowly, Dick opened the door and looked out of the room. On the coach was Two Face, he was flipping through channels on some old TV. On the floor Ivy was messing around with some flowers. Joker was nowhere in sight. That worried him. Dick made his way out of the door slowly. He hid in the shadows, hoping not to be spotted. The two super villains were too busy with what they were doing to see Dick.
Dick made it out of the room and to a door. He opened it, the door lead to another room. He looked around finally figuring out where he was. He was at a toy factory. It was the factory that Joker and Harley used to use as a base. Dick groaned, but at least he knew where he was.
"Red, Coin boy-"
"TWO FACE!"
"Whatever, we got bigger problems! The boy is missing!"
Dick started to panic; he quickly ducked behind a giant teddy-bear. The three villains passed him, not noticing him. He reached into his pocket but his utility belt wasn't there. 'Bruce is going to KILL me!"
He was about to get up when something bit his wrist making him scream. The three turned around and went to where the scream came from. Dick looked down at his wrist to see a hyena attached to it. His hand was shacking under the hyena's grasp and blood was pouring out of his wrist. When the three came up to him he started to panic more. "Oh come now, that is not how we treat our guests. Come here. NOW!" Joker said, pointing to the floor in front of him. The hyena whimpered but came up to Joker anyway.
Two Face grabbed a hold of Dick's uninjured wrist and began dragging him back down the stairs. Joker, Ivy, and the hyena close behind. Two Face placed Dick back into the chair and cuffed his hands and feet. Making them tighter this time, he tightened the one on his left wrist more than the others. Dick let out a small cry as the cuff tightened around his injury.
"What should we do now?" Ivy asked, "We can't really leave him alone now."
"Oh, I have an idea, ha, ha." Joker pulled out a syringe and put it in Dick's arm. The boy tried to struggle but couldn't. After a few seconds he started to smile, then giggle. After a few minutes Dick was laughing his head off. A huge smile on his face.
Gotham city
Batman ran through the city. He was looking for the bombs that had been placed all over the city. The team weren't that far behind. They were probably in Star by now. He had left right after the video had stopped. And the Batplane was faster than the Bioship to start with. Now he was making his way slowly through Gotham. He thought of every possible place that Joker would have the bombs. He also checked the old abandon court house. Knowing that would be a place Two Face would go for. And he checked one of the gardens.
He couldn't find anything anywhere. Dick and the city were slowly running out of time. And he could do nothing.
Robin: YOU HAD JOKER INJECT ME WITH HIS VENOM?
Me: It makes it more interesting.
Robin: Why must you torture me?
Me: The fans love it!
Robin: You people are crazy!
Me: Well, I can't get any crazier then talking to a character that doesn't actually exist.
Robin: *Eye twitches*
Me: Well sense I can't get any crazier... Please Review
Robin: I hate you.
Me: Well I love you! *Kisses Robin then runs off before Batman can find me*