Warning: some cursing and scarecrow jokes in this chapter.

Where: Training Ground 7

When: 6:00 AM

Naruto walked out onto training ground 7 and saw that Sakura and Sasuke were already there. He said, "Sasuke, Sakura I have something for you, guy! Also, did you eat breakfast?"

Sasuke replied, "Yes we did eat breakfast. It is better to eat and throw up and still have energy than not eat and not have any energy. Also, what is it you have for us?"

Naruto simply pulled a storage scroll out of his pocket and unrolled it, then unsealed 3 bows. Sasuke noticed the lack of arrows and asked where the arrows were.

Naruto then said, "I have been working on these bows for a couple years, ever since you and Itachi took me and Sakura hunting with you guys. These bows don't need arrows because I put a bunch of seals on them to let them fire arrows made from our chakra. They can shoot arrows made from any type of chakra- even medical chakra and elemental chakra. And if the user is a sage they can fire arrows made from sage chakra that, in theory, should turn the target to stone. I made these for our team to use and become the only ninjas in Konohagakure who can shoot arrows made from chakra! I need to make 2 more for Kakashi and Itachi but we can use these to help us in the test. Also, fair warning, Kakashi is a pervert and has a taijutsu move called 'One thousand years of death' where he jams his fingers up your butt to launch you flying. That is the non-lethal version- the other version is where you use a kunai with an explosive tag which he would never use on his allies."

Sasuke then said, "What do you guys think the test will be? I personally think it will be a teamwork test."

"Agreed" replied Naruto and Sakura. Naruto then continued "considering we are team 7 I think it will be the bell test that all the previous team 7s have taken where you have to work together to try and get the bells in order to pass. So how do you guys want to try and get the bells?" Sakura then said, "Well, why don't we all hide while you Naruto have an exploding shadow clone attack Kakashi to try and get him to use the technique you mentioned and have it explode. When he uses 'One thousand years of death', the explosion will disorient him. Then we can attack him together and steal both the bells and his book. Then we threaten to burn the book if he doesn't pass us!"

Naruto then said "who will deal with Itachi then?" Sasuke immediately volunteered.

Five minutes later Kakashi and Itachi arrived and explained the test. Immediately Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura jumped into the trees and hid, Naruto then fired a highly charged arrow of lightning chakra between Kakashi and Itachi forcing them to jump away as a lightning bolt struck where the arrow hit, Sasuke then lured Itachi into the nearby forest where he kept him busy.

Meanwhile Naruto sent an exploding shadow clone to confront the scarecrow- I mean Kakashi. Kakashi maneuvered behind the exploding shadow clone and yelled "Konohagakure Hiden Secret Taijutsu Technique: One Thousand Years of Death" and performed the glorified ass-poke. But the technique backfired on him when the clone exploded, leaving the scarecrow stunned and disoriented. Just as planned, the strategy worked allowing Naruto to steal his book and Sakura to take the bells. Sasuke then walked up, munching on a stick of pocky with a crying Itachi mumbling, "Not the pocky... not the pocky..." Everyone took notice of Sasuke while Naruto said "What did you do to him?"

Sasuke replied, "I put him in a very realistic genjutsu that showed me throwing boxes of pocky in a pile then using the grand fireball to burn all of it."

It was then Kakashi got a hold of himself and said, "Of course! you used Itachi's addiction to pocky against him! I told him that it would happen eventually, but he didn't listen..."

Naruto then said, "Kakashi we got the bells and some insurance, so you have to pass us." Kakashi then asked, "What insurance?"

Naruto held up a book titled Ichi Ichi Paradise: Gold Edition, at which point Kakashi said, "Who's book is that?!"

Naruto replied, "Yours... and Sasuke will burn it if you don't pass us." Sasuke then prepared to shoot an arrow of fire chakra at the book.

Kakashi then yelled, "Fine- you pass! Just don't destroy my book!" To which Naruto threw him the book.

Where: hokage's office

When : 1:00

Hiruzen listen as the jonins said whether or not their teams passed their tests. Teams 1-6 fail and teams 8 and 10 pass. Then Kakashi entered with Itachi following him and said, "Team 7 passes." The occupants of the room then noticed Itachi was actually crying, so Kurenai said "What is going on with Itachi?" Kakashi mentioned Sasuke's very realistic genjutsu and reluctantly mentioned Naruto,Sasuke and Sakura threatening to burn his book, at which all the Jonins burst out in laughter. "I knew that book was going to cause you trouble one day my eternal rival," Maito Gai said to Kakashi, to which Kakashi replied,"Huh.. You say something Gai?" while reading his book. Kurenai then decided to torture Kakashi with a genjutsu and went through 5 hand seals then muttered, "Demonic Illusion: Pervert's Damnation." Suddenly everything went to hell for Kakashi as he was forced to watch Kurenai burn his whole collection of Jiraya's Icha Icha books. After a few muttered words of mockery, Hiruzen bellowed, "Enough of this charade!" prompting Kurenai to end her genjutsu. After a brief awkward silence, Hiruzen said "Dismissed".