"You be good for Amy, okay, Olivia?" Natara asked one evening. She and Mal were going out for dinner and a movie, and Amy had offered to watch Olivia.

Olivia looked at Natara briefly before playing with her stuffed rabbit. "No."

Mal smirked. "Aw, go easy on Amy. She's too nice for you to scar for life." Natara rolled her eyes, and Amy frowned.

Natara bent down in front of Olivia. "Can Daddy and I have a kiss before we go?"

Olivia flopped onto her stomach. "No." Natara sighed and stood up. Nowas quite easily Olivia's favorite word. The little girl looked up and pointed at Mal as he grabbed his jacket. "Mama."

Mal scowled. "I'm not Mama. You have gender recognition problems."

"She'll outgrow it," Natara insisted. She checked the clock. "We better go." After Natara gave Amy a quick list of instructions, they slipped out of the apartment.

Amy knelt in front of Olivia with a smile. "You wanna go eat? Your mommy said you need to eat dinner soon."

Olivia nodded and pulled herself to her feet, toddling her way to the kitchen, a near desperate look on her face at the mention of food. Amy easily found the chicken and green beans Natara had left, and she cut the chicken into little bits. She lifted Olivia into her highchair and started to feed her.

The baby nearly ripped the fork from Amy's hand as she took a bite of chicken, chewing with a dreamy look on her face. But once it was time for the green beans, Olivia stared at Amy as if she were attempting to feed her manure.

"Come on... it's not that bad!" Amy coaxed. Olivia covered her mouth and shook her head firmly, pointing at the box of cookies on the counter. "Your mommy said you can have one cookie after you eat."

Olivia uncovered her mouth and swallowed the green beans. In one swift movement, she smacked the dish, sending it flying across the kitchen. Green beans scattered about like green raindrops. Amy wrinkled her nose and picked a few of them out of her short black hair. "Eww... I guess that's the end of that. But you only get half a cookie now."

Nonetheless, Olivia nearly jumped out of her highchair in excitement. She nibbled the cookie happily. Amy set Olivia on the floor, and Olivia walked into the living room, cookie crumbs falling to the floor.

Her gaze landed on Amy's purse, and she immediately pounced on it, digging through it in search of candy. Before Amy could stop her, Olivia threw the contents in the floor, scattering the cell phone, compact mirror, and other small items in various directions. Amy scurried to pick them up, and Olivia grabbed the cell phone as the screen lit up.

"Hey... let me answer that," Amy pleaded. Olivia hurried away, unknowingly answering it for her and somehow managing to mute it. Olivia started to sing as she scampered into her room, dropping the phone behind the diaper pail.

"No, no, no..." she cooed as Amy picked her phone up. She sighed upon realizing that the caller had hung up, but once she saw that it had been Kai, she simply slipped the phone into her pocket.

"Okay, how about how we watch one of your movies?" Amy suggested. Olivia's only response was a giggle, followed by a clattering sound as she shoved the diaper pail over. The lid popped open, and Amy groaned as she set it upright. She started to grab Olivia, but the little girl had other intentions.

She made her way to the bathroom, surprisingly fast for a fourteen month old infant. When Amy caught up with her, Olivia had grabbed the end of the toilet paper roll and dragged it across the room.

"Okay... come on, let's sit down and do something fun, okay?" Amy managed to pick Olivia up, and the baby squealed, kicking her legs and squirming. Amy began to wonder why she had offered to babysit on her night off.

There was a knock on the door, and Amy struggled to open it while holding Olivia. Kai stood on the other side, his usual eager expression plastered on his face.

"Kai? What are you doing here?"

"Well, I called, and Olivia answered, and I heard you yelling... Kai Kalaba, Babysitting Assistant, at your service!"

"You wanna babysit?" Amy sounded horrified. The thought of Kai with a baby was daunting. Kai nodded and stepped into the apartment. "Do you even have experience with a baby?"

"Duh! I mean.. kinda. Actually, not at all! But I'm helpful!"

"Fine... but you have to help and follow Natara's directions. No junk food, she can't stay up too late, and she needs a bath."

"Roger Dodger!" Kai gave a thumbs up. "Wait, do I have to change her?"

"Eventually. I'll change her first." Amy carried the still-wrestling Olivia into the nursery and managed to change her diaper. She wasn't entirely sure if Kai would be of any help or not, but so far, Olivia seemed to be quite a wild one.

The moment her feet hit the floor, Olivia started to leave. Although she was relatively new to walking, she was learning how to go faster. "Kai, will you fix her milk? Natara said it may calm her down."

"Alrighty!" Kai slipped into the kitchen and poured the milk into a bottle as Amy caught Olivia and settled her in the highchair again. Kai started to open the cabinets, rooting through the kitchen.

"Kai, stop snooping!" Amy scolded. Kai shrugged and put a bag of popcorn in the microwave. Olivia wiggled to get down, and Amy lifted her out of the highchair and placed her on the floor. Olivia stayed put for once, slurping intently on her bottle.

Once she was done, she threw the bottle with all her strength, and it hit Kai in the shoulder. "Ow!" he whined, opening his bag of popcorn. Several pieces fell on the tile, and Olivia grabbed them.

"Hey, don't eat that." Amy tried to pry the snack out of Olivia's hand, but Olivia ate it quickly with a smile. Kai chuckled, and Amy glared at him. Her attention diverting, Olivia walked out of the kitchen.

"Olivia!" Amy called, hurrying after her. She soon returned with Olivia on her hip. "Why is she so hyper?"

"I don't know, but you look hot from behind! I mean... want some popcorn?" Kai offered the bag to her, but she scowled and pushed it away. Olivia reached into the bag, stealing a handful.

"Are you supposed to eat popcorn?" Amy asked. "Natara said not to let you eat junk this late."

"Dada," Olivia said.

"Heh... I bet Mal lets her do everything!" Kai added.

"But Natara makes the rules," Amy argued.

"Yeah, I can see Agent Hottie Boom Bottie being the boss. But wouldn't it be so freakin' hot to see her get mad if we broke the rules? Uh, I mean, if she didn't kill us."

"Eww, Kai. No more snacks, okay, Olivia? Kai, watch her while I get her bath ready." Amy left the kitchen, and Olivia eyed the popcorn bag sadly. Kai peered down the hall to make sure Amy wouldn't see, and he handed Olivia other handful.

Amy soon returned. "Bath time, Olivia!" She picked the little girl up, and Olivia started to shriek when she saw the bathtub.

"No... no!" she wailed.

"Hey, if you let be bathe you, you can have another cookie!" Amy bribed. Olivia immediately settled down, and calmly played with a rubber duck as Amy bathed her. She wrapped Olivia in a towel and carried her into the nursery to find some pajamas. She could hear Kai arguing with the reporter on television as she wrestled Olivia into a pair of pajamas.

Finally Olivia was dressed, and once she had her cookie, she calmly curled up on her pillow in the floor. "That was actually easy," Amy said in awe.

"South Park is on!" Kai exclaimed.

"Kai! You can't watch that in front of Olivia!" Amy snatched the remote and turned the television off.

"Fine," he grouched. "I'll just be bored."

"Kai, if you're bored, go home!" Amy snapped. A smell permeated her senses, and she wrinkled her nose. "Or change her."

"Eww..."

"It's your turn!" Amy insisted. Kai moaned and carried Olivia at arm's length to the nursery.

"Come with me!" he begged. Amy sighed and followed him. "Now, how do I do this?"

"You saw me earlier! Just take it off, wipe her, and use baby powder."

"Okay... I can do this..." Kai unfastened the diaper, and Amy expected him to puke in the diaper pail. But she didn't expect him to close his eyes and fall flat on his back.

"Kai!" she groaned, nudging him with her foot. "Kai?" She stared down at him. "Wow, Olivia. I think he's actually unconscious." With a weary yawn, she finished changing the infant and threw the soiled diaper away. Kai's eyes fluttered open, and he pulled himself off of the floor.

"That wasn't cool..." he sighed. He looked at Olivia. "What do Mal and Natara feed you?"

"You really don't know anything about babies, do you?"

"I don't have kids!" he defended.

"I don't either! But I don't pass out when I'm changing a diaper!"

"It stunk! I have a very sensitive nose!"

Kai followed her into the living room, and Amy sat down on the couch with Olivia in her lap, but Olivia rolled off and started playing with Kai's glasses. "You're getting them dirty," Kai complained.

"Well, she got green beans in my hair, made who knows how many messes, dumped my purse, and she kept running away from me!"

Olivia watched in amusement as the argument unfolded, but her stomach let out a rumble, catching their attention. "Wow. She eats like a pig," Kai commented.

"Get her some mashed potatoes," Amy commanded.

"Why are you making me do everything?" Kai demanded as he stood up.

"I'm tired!"

Kai groaned, but took Olivia into the kitchen for a snack. "You eat way too much... I really wanna look at hot girls on TV..." He sat her on the floor and opened the fridge. When he turned around, she was gone. "Olivia?" He peeked under the table, but the toddler was nowhere in sight. "Amy!"

Amy hurried into the kitchen. "What?"

"I lost her!"

"You what?" Amy shrieked. "Kai! Mal and Natara will kill us in our sleep!"

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Uh... she could fall out a window, or swallow something..."

"Wow... that would suck," Kai whispered. Amy nodded, and they started to search the apartment. After looking in the cabinets, closets, and bathtub with no luck, Amy reached for her cell phone to call 911.

Before she could place the call, she noticed the laundry basket moving. She frowned and moved aside a shirt, and Olivia peered up at her. "Olivia!" Amy picked her up. "I found her!"

Kai sighed in relief. "Yay. I'm too young to die." Amy sat down on the couch, holding Olivia tightly in her lap.

"Stay here," she commanded. Olivia nodded and rested against her, smiling sweetly.

When Mal and Natara finally returned, Olivia quickly made her way towards them and wound her arms around Mal's leg. She had removed every inch of her clothing, including her diaper. Mal picked her up.

"Olivia, where are your clothes? And Amy?" Natara asked.

"I hear snoring." Mal looked over the back of the couch. "Okay, why is Kai here?" he asked in a hushed whisper. Sometime during the night, Amy and Kai had both fallen asleep, Amy's head resting on his chest.

"Wow." Natara picked Olivia's pajamas up. "What happened here?"

Olivia spoke, adding a new word to her vocabulary. "Me."

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