Me: I have decided to start a new story with a different twist

Sasuke: Why am I here?

Me: Simple. You're going to help me introduce each chapter

Sasuke: What?!

Me: Better get used to it

Sasuke: Why the hell do I have to put up with this?!

Me: Oh shut up! For that I will call you duckbutt until you're sorry!

Sasuke: I hate you!

Me: Onwards people please enjoy!

"Temari I don't wanna go!

"Pipe down Kankuro this a fantastic idea, when's the last time we went camping".

"Never and for good reason, camping is lame! All you do is sit around and do nothing with no contact to the rest of the world". Temari narrowed her eyes "Will you shut up! Camping is a wonderful experience to be better acquainted with nature".

"But I hate nature!" Temari then smacks him. "You are going and you are gonna like it! We almost never get to do anything as a family".

"For once I'm going to agree with the make-up man". Gaara said as he walked into the room taking note of the bags of stuff that littered the floor.

"Gaara, your just in time! We're about to depart".

"Temari camping is not a good idea. First of all we live in a desert, there is no forest and second I am Kazekage I think I have better things to do with my time then sit around with you two".

Temari gripped her fan "I'd agree to do this Gaara, or else I know who's going to get smacked very, very hard". Gaara knew better then to anger his sister so he reluctantly agreed. "Fine I'll do it, but if the slightest thing goes wrong we are heading back". Temari smiled "Wonderful! Were gonna have so much fun".

The camping trip

"Hey Kankuro you set up the tents while I take everything else out". The puppet master grumbled to himself as he set up the tents. Seeing how they were in a desert they didn't really get far. There camping spot was on the outskirts of the village. Nonetheless Kankuro didn't try to ruin his sister's mood knowing the consequences would be brutal.

"Gaara help our brother will you".

"Why? He seems to being fine all by himself". "Gaara we all need to pitch in and work". "I do enough work already I'm the Kazekage". Temari narrowed her eyes "I'm sorry but do you want to get smacked?!" "No!" "That's what I thought now move it!".

Temari was in a happy mood, as her brother set up their little camp site. Sure her patience was a little thin but as long as her brothers didn't do anything to upset her everything was going to be just splendid.

As soon as the tents were set up what followed next was a series of very unfortunate events. Such as cooking the food. "Kankuro you burned it!" "Well excuse me, for not paying attention you're the one who didn't take off the wrapping!" "I did take it off! You can't cook!" "Oh shut up you red headed workaholic! And eat the damn meal!"

"I'm not eating it if it's cooked by you".

"Don't make me force feed you!"

"I'd rather eat sand, that that slope you call food!"

"Well knock yourself out we live in a desert after all!".

"Both of you shut up and eat! Or I'll beat you both till your black and blue all over!".

Temari was always good on keeping her promises and Gaara and Kankuro had no choice but to eat the terrible meal. Which would later lead to a horrendous experience of stomach pain. But as long as Temari kept her happy mood then everything would be fine for the most part.

"Let's all sing songs!".

"Temari I don't sing, and we don't even know any campfire songs". The blonde only smiled at her brothers "That's why we're going to practice. I've never heard you guys sing before and it'll be fun".

"Fun?! What's so fun about this. You just made us eat gruel and now we have to sing, when will this nightmare end!"

"Gaara shut up! It'll be good for you, singing is great".

To better encourage her brothers Temari started with a few songs. She tried to get them to join in but they flat out refused until she threatened to post embarrassing photos of them all over the village. That quickly made them change their minds and against their wills they were soon singing cheesy songs with their sister.

"Everybody now!"

"Temari can we please stop, we've been singing for ages now".

"Besides we all know that Kankuro can't sing he sounds like a moose giving birth to an elephant on steroids".

"Gaara, you think you're so damn special!"

"I already know I am, no need to get your panties in a bunch".

"OUCH! What the hell was that for?!" the red-head asked as he rubbed his sore head.

"That's for spoiling our singing, and by the way if you don't cheer up so help me I will make you go on a date with one of your fan girls!".

"Fine! I'm sorry Temari let us continue this lovely camping trip".

The blonde smiled "That's more like it. Now who wants a smore!".

It sounded like an innocent idea, the whole marshmallow, gram cracker and chocolate thing. But in the end Gaara and Kankuro couldn't stop fighting about the quality a marshmallow should be and nearly set their tents on fire as a result. Both of them received a smack from their angry older sister.

"You two are impossible! Why can't we do anything fun together without some kind of destruction!".

"Temari it was all Gaara's fault, he's the one that was waving it around".

"Oh please, you were the one that let lit the stupid thing".

"But it was you who threw it!"

"Well you-"

"Both of you shut up!"

The two cowered as she raised her fan before letting out a sigh "I think it's time for bed".

After the fire was put out, the three siblings went into their tents to settle for the night. But Kankuro being the genius he was forget his sleeping bag and was now desperate for warmth as desert nights where cold.

"Psst Gaara are you asleep?"

"Hmm? What the?" Gaara turned around and nearly screamed when he saw his older brother next to him. "Kankuro what are you doing in my bag! Get out!".

"I left mine back at the house, come on have a heart it's cold".

"Absolutely not! Go freeze to death outside!"

"Gaara please don't do this. Your older brother is cold and wants to cuddle up with his baby brother".

The Kazekage shuddered in disgust "That's sounds so wrong in so many ways. Now out!"

Temari was very annoyed with her brothers, all she wanted was to sleep but how could she with all the noise. "Gaara either you share your bag with Kankuro or I'll nail your kitty boxers to your office door!".

It was a very long night for the young Kazekage; it was just his luck that he had never been fully cured of his insomnia because Kankuro proved to be a very active sleeper. If his snoring wasn't bad enough, then his constant kicking and moving around proved to be the ringer.

"God I hope I make it till daylight".

He briefly wondered if there was some way to get Kankuro in Temari's tent when the sound of raindrops where heard. Considering that they lived in a desert, rain was not unheard of but at the same time it was a rare sight. So when it started to pour down. All three siblings had no choice but to abandon their camping trip and retreat for the village.

"Well that was fun" Temari remarked as the strained water out of her hair. All she got where two death glares from her brothers.

"That was probably the worst night of my life, you try being next to him stuffed in a small bag!"

Gaara don't be like that, I thought it was nice snuggling with you". That only caused the red-head to shiver "Please let's never do this again". Temari only smiled "Tough luck because next week were all going mountain climbing!"

"No Temari, NOO!"

Me: I am so happy that I finished the first chapter.

Sasuke: This is so stupid.

Me: Well duckbutt and I are out, but a new chapter should come soon.

Sasuke: You'll pay for this

Me: Goodbye everyone!