Previously
"That's really pretty." I heard a small voice in back of me and my personal space immediately felt threatened.
I could practically feel her breathe on my neck.
I hated when people did that.
"Than-" my breathe cut off as I gaped into the emerald green eyes of Alice Cullen.
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She stared at me, likely waiting for me to finish my sentence.
I felt sorry for her because she's going to be waiting a pretty long time. No matter how I yelled in my head for my tongue to grow a pair and talk it refused to listen.
So I sat there, shock still, except for a twitching leg, staring into her beautiful and seductive green eyes. They sucked you right in, framed by beautiful and delicate long lashes.
She wore no mascara and I kind of drooled on the spot. She was natural, from her spikey hair, that kind of looked soft this close, to her pink gloss licked lips. They parted as I watched them and I quickly diverted my gaze.
"I'm Alice Cullen" she tried to fill in the now awkward silence and I was grateful.
"That's a beautiful name"
Word vomit poured out of my mouth without my permission. It seemed that my body was betraying me, especially deep in my pants. I cursed Mr. Pecker who was currently begging for freedom.
"Thanks" she blushed a vibrant pink and that one girly, cutesy word came to my mind without permission…she was cute.
I was going to have to rinse out my mind…with bleach.
"I'm Bella Swan"
My tongue was finally cooperating but apparently my brain was not… This whole conversation was turning into a re-run of Sad and Obvious.
"So I heard you moved-"
I cut her off right there, clapping my hand over her mouth.
"Bella Swan, moved from Arizona Phoenix to spend time with my dad, age seventeen, birthday September 11" I ticked off the answers to all the mundane questions she could have thought to ask me, laughing when her eyes widened and I felt her lips curve under my palm.
When I moved my hand from her mouth she giggled and it was like another wave of violent lust coursed through my body and I clenched my teeth.
What the heck was going on here?
"You're pretty funny" she giggled again, her cheeks still that innocent pink and her eyes that seductive green. It was there and then did I vow to make Alice mine.
Unfortunately before I could ask her one of the thousands of questions I had spinning in my head the teacher told us to take our seats.
Fortunately, Alice sat right next to me and smiled. It was then I noticed she had dimples and I could feel my face blush and Mr. Pecker vibrate.
Mrs. Walker droned on and on about the benefits of the water cycle, I tried to distract myself by popping skittles in my mouth, seriously enjoying myself.
I found myself reciting the 'Taste the Rainbow' commercial and it was then that I realized that I..was…seriously…bored.
Halfway through her continuous monologue I felt someone tap me on the shoulder.
"Here" Alice whispered, passing me a pink note. In fact it was so disgustingly pink it burned my poor flesh, the utter girly ness of it destroying any hope of me actually opening it.
My dad always called me melodramatic but hell, the note had twisting curly patterns lighting the corners too.
Tearing a loose leaf from my notebook I quickly scribbled "I don't do pink" and tossed it to her table.
And so our game of pass the paper continued for one full hour, our oblivious teacher never noticing that we were continuously writing on our books even when she wasn't talking. We asked about nothing and everything. A couple times I had to hide my laughter as she shared stories about her brother Emmett. In turn she wasn't so lucky when I recounted the more embarrassing tales of Renee.
Yeah, I took a little pride in embarrassing Renee.
However our conversation came to an abrupt end when one tiny question popped up.
I learnt three very important things about Alice.
Her full name was Mary Alice.
She was sixteen, her birthday being in two weeks.
And she was homophobic.
Mr. Pecker died on the spot… and so did my heart.
I don't even know how we got on the topic of lesbians but somehow it came up.
I didn't return her message when she asked my opinion on 'gays'.
Even in her words I could hear her sneering the word.
Throughout the rest of Mrs. Talks a Lot class I diligently took notes…
And avoided the questioning eyes of Alice 'Straight' Cullen.
When the bell finally rang I hurriedly gathered all my supplies and was on my way to gym before Alice had even gotten out of her seat. I know avoiding her wasn't going to help my case but what else was I supposed to do.
Here I was making up all kinds of seduction plans and the girl flippin' shouts in my face that she hates 'gays'.
Seriously, there was nothing a girl could do with that.
And imagine, if she hates gays, what would she think about me?
Life is so messed up.
Quickly changing into a spare P.E uniform I was placed in Lauren's team by Mr. 'Beer Belly' Conner. Seriously the man's stomach was large enough to hold two fully grown babies.
I might have been picking on him due to the fact he made me stand in front of the gym and say my name, despite the fact that everyone already knew it.
Jerk
Anyway, we were playing basketball today.
I kind of took my frustration out on the poor ball too, Alice's words ringing in my head every time I made a dunk.
I think the others eventually stopped trying to get the ball from me, especially when they saw Mike's fat lip.
It was an accident…maybe.
Insert evil smile.
Anyway, after the game I felt much better, especially after coach put me down for the basketball tryouts that were coming this Saturday.
I might have squealed a little.
He had now redeemed himself and I was happy enough to call him Mr. Conner.
Quickly showering and fixing my hair into a loose ponytail I jogged out of the changing room… only to collide with Alice.
"Did I do something wrong?" she quickly asked as she rubbed her forehead, looking a little distraught.
I didn't know how to answer her so I shook my head.
"You know I don't care if you support gays" she said suddenly, looking up to me with her pleading green eyes, "Everyone has their own opinions."
"Yeah, what if you discovered I actually was gay" I thought morbidly, finding it ironic she had not even taught to think that I was.
"Yeah" I said, fixing my shoulder strap and walking towards homeroom.
The girl didn't know when to give up because she quickly chased after me.
"My family is going hiking Saturday night, you wanna come?"
Random question but okay.
"I'll think about it" I replied to her, smiling a little when I noticed her eyes brighten.
"Okay see you tomorrow Bella."
I sighed as I watched her skip off, the only girl that had ever gotten a firm grip of my heart.
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"Hiking trip?" Charlie asked around a mouth full of spaghetti.
I had taught long and hard in my room and concluded that the only way to make Alice mine was to start off slow…first I was going to get to know her.
"Yeah, apparently they're going hiking this Saturday night and Alice invited me." I said, eating with a little more etiquette, practicing the art of applying as much spaghetti on my fork and stuffing it in my mouth.
Red sauce and white shirt be damned.
"Just be careful kid"
Dad was so cool.
After dinner we both found ourselves in the living room, watching a basketball match this time, dad's little coaching for my tryouts this weekend. I had never seen a man cry before, but dad did, though he'll never admit it. When I told him I'd be trying out for the team, his eyes glistened, apparently from invisible onions, and he hugged me like I was two again and not seventeen going on eighteen.
Still it was nice… especially when he told me he loved me.
In turn I did cry and being the one with the balls around here I admitted it.
After the game I finished the meager homework I had gotten from Mrs. Talks a lot about the water cycle, the answers all appearing on Google.
I loved the internet.
That night, after a twenty minute cold shower, I fell asleep to the dreams of Alice Cullen.
A/N Sorry for not updating in a while. Thanks so much for you'll fabulous reviews and to answer a few questions:
The people at the airport did not know Bella had a dick but the man just hated her because she was a girl wearing boy's clothing.
No I will not have Bella sleep with some else, she and Alice will get together in that way eventually. Sorry to disappoint.
And in response to how big Bella's pecker will be, you'll just have to keep on reading. Laugh laugh.
Time for some sad news, I probably won't update in a while, finals just around the corner. Sorry.
But once again a giant thank you to all my reviewers and story alerts etc.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter.
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Silverdust101