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Temari was somehow convinced that her youngest brother had no experience in dealing with kids and decided that he should become more interactive with them, after all she told herself that someday Gaara would become a father and how was he supposed to care for his offspring if he didn't have any training.
So that's how all of them ended up going to preschool to gain a wonderful experience with children.
That would turn out to be a terrible idea right away.
Kankuro hated kids with a passion and was deeply upset that his sister forced him into going. "It will be good for you, Gaara can't do this alone". "Temari were surrounded by drooling little snobs what in the world made you think this would be a good idea?!". "Well deal with it! Kids are not that bad, and Gaara's gotta have some soon so we all gotta learn how to live with it".
That last sentence made Kankuro shuddered a bit, his little brother didn't even have a dog. How in the world could be possibly have kids?
Gaara kept to himself as he followed his two older siblings he didn't hate children but at the same time he didn't exactly like them either. They were just kinda there. He respected them like he would for all his citizens that's for sure. But he sure as hell could think of a thousand things better to do then sit around kids all day.
He was a ruler, not a babysitter.
So when they finally arrived to one of the schools that had a variety of children of different ages. It was every man for himself. Kankuro refused to step foot into the room until Temari dragged him in by his ear threatening to make sure he washed every public toilet in Suna unless he behaved himself; that of course got him into submission though he complained about it the entire time. Gaara on the other hand was a different story, normally the Kazekage was calm and composed with dignity but at the moment all he really wanted was to lock himself in his office, the kids were so overwhelming at the moment.
"Are you really strong?"
"Show us how you control sand!"
"Lord Gaara will you play with us?!"
"Do you want to play house?!"
"I want to play dolls with you!"
"Can we touch your hair?"
"Will you give us piggy-back rides?"
"Do you like games?!"
Gaara really wasn't sure what he was supposed to do. He didn't exactly have strong paternal instincts to begin with, so he figured that he would have to go by trial and error. His eyes darted briefly over to his older brother and grinned in amusement as Kankuro was trying his best not to lose his temper while a few little girls scribbled over his face with pink markers.
"If you're going to wear make-up mister, at least make it look pretty".
Gaara couldn't help but chuckle when he heard his brother mumble about getting Temari back for this. The older sister speaking of which was having a rather fun time interacting with the kids.
"Gaara don't just stand there! Play with them!"
The red head then suddenly found himself playing a few very embarrassing games with a bunch of the children such as 'Protect the Kazekage from the scary monsters'. Or 'Let's see how many crayons we can stick into the Kazekage's hair'. Or the favorite among the little girls 'Try and steal a kiss from Lord Gaara'. That game nearly sent Gaara running for the hills he never expect so many kids to try and kiss him. They were like mini versions of the damn fan girls only much worse!
"Gaara-sama hold still!"
"How can we kiss you, if you keep moving away!"
"Let us love you!"
At this point he didn't know what would be worse, a mountain of boring paperwork or dealing with these brats. Though the paperwork did sound rather appealing.
"Temari can we go now we've been here for hours!"
"Oh shut up Kankuro! You don't hear Gaara complain".
"That's because he's too busy being chased by demonic children!".
"At least Gaara can get girls even little ones".
"Temari you are such a-OW!"
"Not in front of the kids idiot!"
"Who are you calling an idiot?!"
"Must I beat some sense into that puny little brain of yours!"
"Says the girl with a chest that can bloke out the sun!"
At that moment the room went very cold and Temari had a look of fire in her eyes, after excusing herself she grabbed Kankuro by the collar and dragged him out of the room and what followed next was a serious of loud bangs, crashes and cries of pain and pleading. After a few minutes when Temari reentered the room she was smiling widely to herself.
"Thank you everyone for having us, but we really must be off now. Gaara say goodbye now".
It was dead silent for five minutes as everyone stared at her.
"Well don't be rude say goodbye, Kankuro needs to get to the hospital".
"Um...goodbye?"
After quickly exiting the school promising not to come back anytime soon the two of them escorted Kankuro to the hospital who thanks to Temari was in very bad shape.
Temari seemed rather happy with the turn out of the day, any day she could beat her brothers was considered a good day by her standards.
"So Gaara did you enjoy that?"
The red head gave his sister a weird look "I...I don't think I'll plan on having kids anytime soon. There so high maintenance".
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