Previously

Still it was nice… especially when he told me he loved me.

In turn I did cry and being the one with the balls around here I admitted it.

After the game I finished the meager homework I had gotten from Mrs. Talks a lot about the water cycle, the answers all appearing on Google.

I loved the internet.

That night, after a twenty minute cold shower, I fell asleep to the dreams of Alice Cullen.

x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x

I usually loved Thursdays. The only weekday your dad lets you stay up late or go out because it's the 'almost' weekend.

Yet, when I rolled off of bed and greeted the floor as always, something felt different.

Call me superstitious but I ran to my computer and searched my horoscope.

Let's just say the results weren't all that soothing.

'Never keep looking straight ahead'

Yeah, not very soothing at all.

Since dad was already at work, I showered, fixed some eggs and then bolted to school.

You might ask why anyone in their right mind was happy about going to school despite said horoscope…

But today was the day I would accept Alice's invitation.

Pathetic I know.

It was like I lived just to see her face…and a beautiful face it was, especially when she laughed and those tiny dimples….

Focus Bella Focus.

So yeah, just as I was pulling into Forks high school some stupid ass narrowly missed hitting my beautiful car.

I mean, I'm talking about hurting my baby.

"Watch where you're going stupid mother fu**er" I yelled at him, pissed that he had the balls to grin at me. I admit I might have overreacted but hey, I blame those hormones Mr. Banner is always droning on about.

Stepping out of the car I was greeted with the usual staring. Idiots still couldn't get used to the new girl. Especially since half the boys already knew they were a lost cause, having been punched by yours truly. I don't think poor Eric's nose will ever be the same.

Don't blame me, I was going for his eyes and the idiot moved his face.

I still had his nasty blood on my favorite black polo shirt to prove it.

Note to self…wash clothes this Friday.

Walking up the hall I felt something latch on to my back. I almost groaned when I felt the soft breasts pushing against me. I felt sorry for myself, really I did, it couldn't be healthy to get hard so fast.

"Morning Bella!" Alice sang in my ear as she finally unlatched herself. She was lucky I liked her, 'cause I usually didn't care for the touchy feely types.

"Hi" I smiled at her, taking in her black skinny jeans and form fitting South Pole shirt.

I was so screwed.

"So about this Saturday – " I started but was cut off by a high pitched squealing.

"I just knew you would come, you're going to love it. Emmett makes the best s'mores and really the stars are really nice. You like stars right? Even when…."

I listened to her drone on and on about everything I would need to know about camping, already used to her continuous single monologue. As she talked, I looked at her, noticing how her breasts bounced anytime she laughed at her own joke. Watched as they pebbled in response to the air conditioning. Imagined how they would taste engulfed in my mouth, hearing her scream as I mercilessly sucked on them…

I was really torturing myself today, I thanked God when we reached our first class and I fell into the chair, walking being way too painful.

By the time lunch rolled around Alice had talked herself out and I couldn't help but laugh at the resulting silence.

"What's so funny" she huffed, her green eyes blazing up at me.

I patted her back, not really needing an excuse to touch her.

"You" I answered, still smiling as I grabbed a soda and sandwich.

"Whatever" she huffed again, looking way too cute as a pink blush spread over her cheeks.

She was going to be the death of me.

"Wanna sit at my table?" she asked, looking over to her family who were already seated.

I about swallowed my face.

My first instinct was to tell her no, not because they were her family and I saw this as a big step somewhere in my wild imagination but because, and I have the balls to admit this, Rosalie scared me.

All the plastic, makeup and polish had transformed her in my worst nightmare. Not to mention the way she is currently looking between Alice and me was just damn creepy.

But then Alice pouted at me and I said yes.

I was such a sissy.

"Hi guys this is Bella" Alice introduced me as we each took a seat, smiling that five watt smile.

I might have fidgeted when all their eyes locked onto mines.

"Hi" I greeted them, my head raised high, old Bella would have kept her head hung low with her eyes staring imaginable holes into the table but not me.

Not again.

"Hey Bella" they echoed almost simultaneously, freaking me out more than I was about to let on.

"This lug of a man over here is my cousin Emmett" Alice said, nodding to the bear of a boy who was grinning at me. I nodded at him, wondering if I had something on my face.

Cause his blue eyes were staring and grinning all at the same time.

And you wonder why I didn't want to come over here.

"The blond pretending to ignore you is my sister Rosalie" Alice said, punching the blond model in the arm and huffing.

I refused to look her in the eyes, not wanting to get sucked in by the devil incarnate.

Rude I know but come on, as I said before, too much firkin' makeup.

She would easily pass for a life size model of one of those Barbie dolls.

I kind of just nodded my head in her direction.

"The freakishly tall person over here is my brother Edward" Alice said, clapping said tall boy on the shoulder.

"Nice to meet you Bella" he answered politely, his green eyes, so similar to Alice's, danced as he looked at me and I might have fidgeted again.

Alice had an odd expression on her face as she looked at him for a split second and then she shook her head and the face was gone.

"This is Bree, Edward's girlfriend" Alice exaggerated the word girlfriend as she rested a hand on Bree's shoulder and I smirked.

There was a hint of possession in her eyes as she looked back at me.

Little tigress is finally coming out.

"Hi" Bree smiled completely oblivious. Her eyes were that mystic gray and kind of cool.

I smiled at her.

"Hi"

I might have been wrong but I think Emmett whispered something under his breathe and Rosalie might…and that's a small might, have cracked a smile.

Don't know really, could have been the red lipstick playing tricks with your eyes.

"And finally over here is Jasper" she answered softly and I noticed how she avoided looking at him.

I was full out glaring at him as he turned his ugly and stupid nasty chalky blue eyes to me. I made it my mission to find out what he did to my lovely Alice to make her so shy of him.

At first he was confused, his blond eyebrows shooting up until a light switch seemed to turn on and he looked between me and Alice twice.

He returned my glare then and I smirked at him, already planning a deathly revenge plan.

Stupid boy wouldn't know what hit him.

So lunch at the Cullen table was kind of tension filled, with Jasper glaring, Bree's staring, Edward's ogling and Emmett's grinning. I refused to fidget one more time and looked straight in each of their eyes, letting them know I could practically feel them boring holes into me.

"So Bella, I heard you came from Arizona, what school did you attend?" Edward asked, at least someone having the balls to start a conversation and not just stare at the new kid.

"Arizona High" I replied, picking at my sandwich. The bread was soggy.

"Was it cool?" Emmett asked, throwing in his two cents.

"As cool as school can be." I answered, keeping a straight face, no reason to let on more than I'm saying.

"True" Alice said, passing me a pudding cup when she saw me continuing to demolish my nasty soggy, ain't worth more than five cents, sandwich.

"Thanks" I said gratefully, rejoicing in the chocolate taste.

"So why you'd change your wardrobe Bella?" Mrs. XtremeFake asked as I scooped up the last of the sugary delight.

"I always dress like this" I answered sweetly, letting her know with my tone that it wasn't any of her damn business.

She seemed surprised at first, as if nobody had ever talked to her light that before, and then huffed (Alice's own was cuter) and turned her head.

"I like khakis" Edward said, as if someone had asked him that.

I just smiled that okay? and so? smile at him.

I don't think he noticed.

"Do you like video games?" Emmett asked me suddenly, his enthusiasm playing across his face.

"Halo three is my baby" I smiled at him.

"Cool, you have to come over sometime" he boomed, his dimples showing as he grinned "Edward and Jasper always cheat."

"Hi" the duo said together.

"I'll think about it" I smiled at him, and soon enough we were in a battle of who was the strongest character, my side being Avery Johnson.

It was funny when Emmett's mouth dropped and his eyes bulged before he made a puffing sound.

I had to admit, and I don't say this often, he was cute.

Lunch passed quickly and I found myself walking alongside Alice as we made our way to class. I desperately wanted to hold her hand, but seeing as that was crossing the line a little too much I settled on pouting.

I just kept thinking about Saturday, the day that Seduce Alice was set to start.

Straight or not, that girl was going to be mine.

x-x-x-x-x—x-x-x

There is a time in every girl's life when they wanted to crawl in a hole and die. That day was today. The horoscope suddenly made sense because if I could I would seriously turn around with my tail stuck between my legs and whimper all the way out the door.

There, in my favorite couch, the only couch was a naked Sue, with an equally naked Charlie thrusting inside of her.

I felt the bile rush into my mouth as groans and moans reached my ears.

They haven't even noticed me yet. Stuck speechless and shitless in the hallway…wide-eyed.

My eyes were burning, my throat was dry and my head was pounding.

I was seeing way too much of Charlie I hoped I'd have never hoped to see a day in my live.

I think eventually instincts caught up with my head because I opened my mouth, screamed bloody murder and then raced as fast as my legs had ever carried me up to my room.

By the time I reached my room, I heard a thump and a curse, followed by shifting clothes.

I just sat cross legged on my bed…stunned.

Twenty minutes passed before Charlie sheepishly made himself to my room.

"I thought you'd still be in school" was the first thing out of his red face.

"Obviously" I replied my face feeling and probably being as hot as his.

"Sorry about that" he said, his head down.

"You think you're sorry, I'm still suffering from severe trauma." I groaned, images still dancing behind my eyes.

Dad's ass wringing in the air and Sue's everything on show.

I rushed to the bathroom.

Dad continued to murmur apologies as he held my hair.

Finally after thirty more minutes of apologies I let the poor man go and bring Sue up here.

Awkward wouldn't describe the atmosphere in my small crammed room as we shook hands.

I think I was more embarrassed than her.

Luckily dad left to drop her back to La Push and I did homework to distract myself.

Didn't really help much.

That night, I wrote a list of the ten most embarrassing and disgusting things I had ever witnessed in my life.

First was Renee trying to squeeze her size eight self into a five six bikini – nothing could beat that.

Second was Dad having sex.

Someway I was going to have to replace that couch without dad noticing.

I shuddered myself to sleep that night.

A/N Exams are half done so time for a little surprise.

How did you like the chapter?

Had to include the whole Charlie sex thing to let you'll know he doesn't just drink beer and watch TV. with nothing to do. But I think I stunned Bella too much…ahahaha.

Anyway I want to thank everyone for their fabulous reviews last chapter,

This chapter's shout out goes to 'the-poetry-of-ink', review made me blush and then smile.

Next time, Bella's tryouts, hiking with the Cullen's and perhaps…a little more touchy feely between our two friends.

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PS. Can anyone guess what Rosalie and Emmett were whispering about at lunch time and why Jasper was glaring at Bella and exactly what he did to Alice?