Previously
It was going to be a long night, especially when Esme said I would be sharing a tent with the temptress herself.
I was going to have a stern talking to with Mr. Pecker because I had a feeling he was going to be sneaky tonight.
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"What's your favorite color?" I asked her, feeling much like a peeping tom as I sneaked peeks as she unzipped her khakis.
It wasn't my fault she was all in for undressing in front of her own sex…I just took advantage is all.
She cocked her head to the side before answering
"Yellow probably, why?"
Yellow suited her.
"Just asking, yellow suits you"
Yeah I was saying that as she unclasped her yellow polka dot bra right in front of my very interested eyes…revealing two average sized, pink tipped tits.
I swear Mr. Pecker was going crazy from my boxers, a thing I explained to Alice after she had asked, kept me comfortable.
She didn't know how true that statement was.
"What's your favorite color?" she asked as she donned a Scooby doo t shirt on with a pair of white shorts.
Absolutely cute.
"Navy blue" I answered, shaking my head once.
"Remind me we have to go shopping when we head back" she said very seriously, totally changing the subject.
"Why would I remind you of that?" I laughed, full out snorting when she threw her pillow at me.
"Be nice" she chastised, looking as frightening as an angry kitten.
And I told her so.
She might have blushed a little before she once again resorted to throwing my pillow at me.
"Such a violent little kitty" I smirked, catching her behind the arms and forcing her down.
Perhaps not the best idea
Because with her under me, breathing hard after uselessly struggling to free herself…made my mind travel to faraway places…mainly in the south.
"Bella?"
Her voice brought me back to the present and I immediately looked into her confused emerald eyes.
That's when I noticed that I was directly between her thighs and Mr. Pecker was an inch away from achieving his ever quested goal.
I immediately backpedaled.
"Sorry"
"S'okay."
And though she said that, I could still feel the underlying tension in the air when we both agreed to finally sleep.
And I probably lied there for hours, listening to her roll around in her half of tent, mumbling and snoring delicately before I closed my eyes.
And just as I was drifting off to sleep I heard a distinctive moan.
I looked past my shoulder only to gasp and shiver further into the tent.
Because getting any closer to a writhing Alice would not do any of us any good, especially when I saw her hand sneaking past her shorts.
God help me.
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I could feel the heat of the morning shining on my face. I moaned and immediately burrowed into a very warm body, not wanting to get up.
After all I really wasn't a morning person.
The warm body moved a little and I groaned and just snuggled in closer, feeling way too comfortable.
"Bella?" A voice asked in my subconscious, sounding a little scared.
Ahh?
"Yes?" I moaned, not ready to open my eyes yet.
"Y..you..You're kind of….ummmm" the voice trailed off and I sneaked a peek to see what could be so troubling this flippin' early.
I was immediately met with a very troubled Alice staring down at me.
It was then that human senses finally caught up with my very frazzled mind and I gasped.
I tended to be doing that a lot in the last forty eight hours.
Because there was something very hard pressed up against my very satisfied yet insatiable erection.
I looked down…immediately regretting the decision.
Because not only was I practically dry humping a leg…it was Alice's leg…Alice's very wet leg.
"Oh god, oh god, oh god" I screamed, dislodging myself as I quickly stood in the tent, forgetting that our little space was just that…little.
Almost immediately the tent bucked and we rolled to the side.
"I'm so sorry"
For once in more than a year I could feel the traitorous tears clouding my vision as I grabbed my bag and sprinted out of the tent, leaving a very dazed and sideways Alice.
"Flipin shit" I cursed as I made it to the river side and immediately stripped off my wet boxers and engulfed myself in the freezing water.
"Shit, shit shit shit" letting loose another string of curses I was glad when Mr. Pecker immediately swiveled up and died.
Served the bastard right.
Getting off on Alice's leg like that.
"Aw hell" I cursed again as I taught of Alice, who was probably still wiping the mountain load of jizz of her leg.
Yeah, not only had I cum on her leg…I practically released everything I had to offer.
Deciding that I had frozen my butt off enough I immediately donned a new pair of boxers, another pair of khakis and a tank top.
Then, dragging my sorry self up the miniature hill I grimaced.
"Morning Bella" Bree greeted me cheerfully. Curse the morning people.
I noticed everyone gathered around the fire put, holding sticks speared with hot dogs on the end.
My stomach growled.
"Morning" I forced a smile as I grabbed a dog and stuck it in the fire…looking the other way when Alice emerged from our tent.
"You'll two mind telling us why your tent is flipped upside down?" Carlisle asked, amusement clear in his voice.
"Or the loud string of curses" Emmett guffawed.
"Not necessarily" I hummed, chewing my very burned hotdog.
"How about you Alice?" Carlisle asked, looking between the two of us.
"Not really" she squeaked and then proceeded to blush vibrant red.
Carlisle and Emmett hummed together which was kind of creepy.
The tension immediately broke when Edward emerged, followed by Jasper.
"Dude what happened to you?" Emmett's loud voice boomed, sounding way to flippin' loud in the early quiet of the morning.
"Don't want tha' talk about it" Edward mumbled as he sat down on the log next to Bree, his eyes very red. If I didn't know better I'd say he was hangover.
Guess where Jasper sat.
Yeah right next to Alice on the opposite bench, getting way to close for my liking.
Her eyes darting to me quickly and then just as quickly veered away when she noticed I was staring at her.
How in the world was I going to fix this?
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"Bird watching…really?" I asked indignantly.
Here we were, that's Rosalie and I, standing in the deepest part of the frickin forest, just to watch a bunch of birds fly by.
"It's relaxing" Mrs. Xtreme Fake said in that all inspiring voice.
Yeah still didn't like her.
I couldn't understand for the life of me why Esme had paired me with her.
So we sat on a tree stump, looking into the sky, Xtreme taking a few shots of her camera here and there.
My mind was still drifting to this morning, when Esme paired everyone in groups.
Guess who Alice was paired with?
Yeah, that's right Jasper.
Someone so didn't like me.
"I know you like her you know"
"Yeah no shit" I answered without really thinking.
She laughed and once again I gasped.
Where was my mental filter?
Doing the only thing I could, I blushed and looked back up at the sky.
"I think its kind of cute" she added "You'll two are a way better pair than Jasper"
I think I was going to start calling her Rosalie again.
"Thanks I guess" Still blushing I added "Why is Alice afraid of Jasper?"
And just like that her blue crystal eyes turned almost black.
I shivered.
"That's a story she'll have to tell you herself" Rosalie grumbled, turning her attention back towards a woodpecker.
Yeah…I figured.
The rest of the day was spent with relative comfort…that is until noon.
Alice and Jasper didn't show up for lunch and well I went right into action….
And stumbled upon something…
That let's just say was going to make Jasper go from being…well Jasper to a Jasperina.
A/N Sooo….all kinds of secrets coming out now. Do you like my nice Rose… I figured it was time for a change.
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