Chapter 3: The Giant Hairy Man

Meanwhile at the same time, back in town on the outskirts of town, cut to Rancher Bill Denkins' farm that the aging farmer was out in full force with his rifle to find anything, after the unfortunate event earlier in the morning that cost the countless lives of his chickens. There was a very foggy night that nobody was so blindly to see everything around them, which it was perfect for approaching creatures to use it as a move to hunt.

"Who's there that I'm warning you punks that I'm armed with a shotgun, and not afraid to shoot it?" Bill announced loudly to warned potential vandals in the area to get out. That something big and tall had escaped into the woods. Halfway into the woods that the massive creature had bumped in the boys who were scouting the area.

"Holy shit…. It's Bigfoot!" All of the boys said in unison as they had stood there in great shock, when they had seen the notorious legend of the woods standing in front of them.

"Man, he does have a strong over powerful stinky smell like Kinny's house…..Aww, my ass!" Cartman rudely stated had caused Kenny to get mad, and kicked him in his ass very hard to show his disgust toward him.

"You fucking asshole, my house don't sink like your fat ass!" Kenny ranted angrily at him for insulting is family and home again. That is when the massive creature had stiffed the air, which he had caught their scent.

"Whoa…Whoa… Whoa…. There, hairy dude that we don't hurt you at all." Dovahkiin said, as he had quickly stepped forward to defuse the situation before the creature could attack that his dragonborn powers was manifesting within him, which his eyes were growing in a icy blue color in case that he to have defend himself and his friends.

"Hey, you guys... Can I use him to beat the shit out of PC Principal for beating the crap out of me that one time." Cartman added that he was hungry for revenge on PC had forced him into the hospital with massive injuries.

"Shut up, Cartman…. You deserved it, for being a dick many times over." Kyle reminded him about his past that Cartman had greeted him with a dark glare.

"You guys, what are we going to do with an 8 foot monster that someone will find out about this?" Craig added, while Dovahkiin was feeding the Bigfoot Reese's Pieces to gains its trust.

"We should name him, Harry, you guys." Clyde said.

"Clyde… That is a stupid ass name that I'd ever heard in my life." Cartman snapped that Clyde just looks down at the ground sad.

"Dude, you have never ever see Harry and The Hendersons before?" Dovahkiin questioned Cartman on not seeing that Bigfoot movie.

"Well, we need to get him out of here, in case of my uncle Jimbo and Ned." Stan stated that he looks so worried on the fear of his uncle and war friend killing him on the spot when they come across them.

Cut to Skeeter's Bar… Most of the adults were there after having a long day that Stuart McCormick had been hanging out with Dovahkiin's dad, Denny lately that he is still angry toward Randy for getting the mayor and the council on board to build SoDoSoPa onto his house to get a Whole Foods into town.

"Hey, Stuart and Denny…." Randy said along with a smile had formed under his moustache that both Stuart and Denny just sat there looking at each other's very funny at that moment.

"Oh, you want to hang out with the simple working people again, after you had became a snobby dick to everyone, and destroyed someone's home, Randy." Stuart ranted, while he was glaring back at Randy.

"Damn, Marsh… He got you there." Johnson added, while he was standing there looking at his Smartphone texting with his wife right now.

"Don't look at me, Marsh that I'd traded my former city life for a simple quiet small town life to raise my family, now South Park had became another city in my eyes, thanks a lot, Marsh for ruining my peace." Denny explained, after he had taken a quick slip of his beer before confronting him with his boiling feelings toward the local redevelopment project.

"Denny, we must adapt to the times." Randy explained the local stance on being progressive.

"Well, Randy that the mayor had been avoiding you likes a plague ever since that night when BarBrady had been wounded by an ad agent?" Stuart added.

"Do you guys remembered that we have ads are threatening to destroy us all?" Randy stated about the ads threat.

"Do you think that I'm scared of living ads, come on, I'd grew up in Saginaw, Michigan for the most of my life, and served in Afghanistan after 9/11 had happened?" Denny had shot back at Randy's fear filled statement. That is when they had gotten quiet all sudden they had noticed both PC and Victoria had came walking in.

"Oh, wait a minute; Denny…..You served in the armed forces. Hey, Rick, can you get a beer on me for serving our country for my service brother. "Jimbo ordered, when he had overheard about Denny's past army service, as he looks over at Ned.

"Jimbo, we have a beer another day that I'm coming home for the rest of the night." Denny replied, as he had got up from his seat to leave for home.

"Huh? Did I've missed something, Marsh?" PC Principal asked that he looks super haggard after having some alone time with Victoria earlier tonight.

"Man, where you had been earlier tonight?" Randy asked that he had noticed PC's haggardness, while Vicky had sneaked into the corner.

Not long after that little showdown had happened down at the bar, unknown to them both that the boys were sneaking the massive Bigfoot into town without anybody noticing them at all through the alleyways.

"Guys, we are almost there." Dovahkiin said, as he was leading the group to the extra storage shaft in his backyard to keep him safe from being hunted down by the local hunters.

"Man, he does have a very stinky ass for one thing that I'm not surprised that we are not finding people freaking out over the smell." Cartman commented on no life stirring within the neighborhood.

"Cartman, it is called they have their heads so far up in their asses to smell their own farts right now to even care." Dovahkiin added, while Kenny was standing there silently giggling at his comment.

"Douchebag, you're an asshole." Cartman snapped back at him with such fury on how that someone had the courage to stand up against him, and he does not want to fight Dovahkiin that it will not returned in his flavor at all.

"Man, you and David have some serious balls to stand up to Cartman without any fear of Cartman going back with his revenge." Kyle applauded Dovahkiin for his widely seen boldness to stand up against Cartman and other assholes within the town.

"Nah, Kyle, I'm just used to telling assholes off over the years." Dovahkiin replied, as he was making "whatever "motion with his left hand to dismissed Cartman's insults toward him.

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Later on that same night, cut to the McDaniels' residence in the TV lit master bedroom where both McDaniels and BarBrady were asleep along with Sweetheart was slumbering in her bed. When all sudden her house phone started to ring that awoke them up at that moment.

"What is it, Randy… Can it wait in the morning? It is the middle of the night?" McDaniels muttered in the phone that she had pulled her eye cover mask up to see who is calling her right now.

"Mayor, we need to talk about this matter that you'd turned on me." Randy spoke into the phone that he sounds super drunk that the mayor does not want to deal with him at all. "Now you had started to undo the damage on the town without me, which it was my fault?"

"Why you doing this to me right now, Marsh that I want to go to bed?' McDaniels replied along with a heavy sigh that she wants to sleep. "Really, Marsh… You are drunk that I'm no mood to deal with you at all, good night." She had gotten the nerve to hang up on him to go back to sleep that is when she had heard Sharon yelling at him.

"RRRRRAAAANNNDDDYYYY, it is after midnight….Are you calling the Food Network hotline again?" Sharon screamed that Randy looks shocked when he had heard his wife's voice from the behind. Back at the McDaniels' residence in the master bedroom at the same time, as Mayor McDaniels was lying back down in her spot that is when BarBrady had stirred from his slumber to look at her.

"Gosh…. What's wrong, Mary?" BarBrady asks in a sleepy tone voice when he looks at her, while she was laying there after she had let a long heavy sigh out.

"Oh, it's the typical Randy bullshit, George!" McDaniels replied in a tired tone, as she was looking back at him that she leaned toward him to take him into her arms. Meanwhile at Dovahkiin's house in his backyard that the boys had quietly sneaked the massive creature into the storage shaft that nobody will hurt the creature at all.

"Sorry, Harry that you have to hide out in here for awhile." Dovahkiin explained. "Let go to bed that we need to stay quiet, because my little sister and parents are sleeping right now." The boys were literally tiptoeing out through the house to get to the basement to sleep that summer vacation had started at last, after that tough year they all had.

"Thank God that we had started our summer break, after having a year in hell with PC and the ads." Kyle said that they were getting ready for bed at that moment.

"Well, I'm still kind of pissed with your dad for building SoDoSoPa at my house, but we can use it for our shit to entertain ourselves during the summer." Kenny added.

"No shit…" Dovahkiin butts into the conservation have well too, while the others had gone to sleep.

The following morning at South Park City Hall in the mayor's office that Mayor McDaniels was there in a good mood too, but she still have a mess to clean up from the ads, who are trying to take the town down by over pricing every human beings on the planet . Without Randy's help, that she is so determined to destroy the ads influenced developments, and reverse many city decisions, while the town was being duped by Leslie to take the town down. All sudden she had glanced up to notice a rugged looking man, dressed in hunting gear that he is on a mission that both aides tried to stop him from entering her office.

"Can I help with something, sir that I've many important things to do around here?" McDaniels questioned on this person's scaring silence, while he was standing before her.

"Yes, your honor…I'm Oscar Teller, a Worldwide big game hunter that I'm seeking the most infamous creature of all, Bigfoot had been spotted within your local woods." Mr. Teller explained about his mission to find Bigfoot within the local woods, due to recent sightings had brought him to South Park.

"Oh, my… Johnson and Freddie, do you hear this that we have a Bigfoot running around in our local woods." McDaniels replied in a sarcastic tone that she has bigger shit to deal with right now that both aides were standing next to her trying not to laugh.

"Madam, this town is proving to be a supernatural hotspot." Teller added that she is not giving him a moment of her time that she is more concerned with reversing the damage on the town right now.

"Sorry, I'm currently busy with doing damage control right now, Mr. Teller over a monster that does not exist at all." McDaniels states her stance on Bigfoot that she don't care at all.

"To Be Continued"