Okay guys, the Wednesday schedule has officially started! This is the first chapter including the Legends of Tomorrow, so maybe I'll return to the Waverider sometime... I didn't include Mick because his status on the team is a little wonky right now. By the way, who else misses Captain Cold's old costume? The blue parka? He never wears it anymore and it makes me sad.

My name is Rip Hunter. I'm a former member of the Time Masters and the leader of a crusade to take down the immortal madman Vandal Savage. I'm also the victim of an idea that all of my crew agreed with for some reason. Granted, I did have technology on the ship that would take away and give superpowers to my crew, but I never thought it would be used to switch their powers.

"I think it would be fun." Mister Palmer grinned. "I've always wanted to fire a cold gun."

"You know," Mister Snart sneered. "I've always wondered what it was like for Raymond to shrink down and run around everywhere without anyone seeing. Must make stealing things easier for you."

Miss Lance shrugged, "Canaries have wings, don't they? I've always wanted to fly."

Miss Saunders nodded, "And I've always wanted to burst into flames and blast bad guys with fire."

"I can help you with that." Mister Jackson smiled.

Professor Stein was the only one not on board, most likely because he was stuck with the White Canary's skin-tight suit and martial arts. "Not a chance, Mister Jackson."

I sighed, just as Gideon got an alert on locations for Vandal Savage. "It looks like you lot will have your wishes in just a few moments. Vandal Savage was spotted in California in 1967. He was trying to implant hypnotic technology into Steve Job's Apple products."

"Eh, I'm more of a Windows person." Mister Palmer said.

"Looks like I'm getting my revenge on Steve Jobs for making my Safari crash all the time." Mister Snart sneered, strapping himself in for the time travel. So did everyone else, and we were on our way.

When we had approached 1967, I traced Vandal Savage's location to a downtown Apple building, a small company at the time. There were troops of Savage's soldiers storming the streets with their guns already heading for the building and shooting houses to get civilians to evacuate.

"We're already too late." I said. "We need to get down there or we could be responsible for the death of the greatest innovator in human history!"

"So what was Bill Gates?" Miss Lance asked.

"We can continue this Microsoft vs. Windows debate later, but right now we have to get down there!"

"Hey," Mister Jackson said, "How long is this switching powers thing going to take?"

I supposed it would take longer to argue than to just switch their powers. In the chamber, each of them took turns being exposed to a simulation of the conditions that gave them their powers while bombarding their cells with nanites that would temporarily erase traits of their old ones. Miss Saunders was given the transmutation powers that would match Mister Jefferson's which allowed them to merge into the FIRESTORM matrix. Miss Lance was given an injection of Nth metal radiation which gave her the wings of Priestess Chay-Ara and Prince Khufu. Mister Snart was given a crash course in how to use the ATOM suit. Mister Palmer was given a copy of the cold gun since Mister Snart would never trust Raymond with it in a million years. Meanwhile, Professor Stein decided to stay behind because he didn't feel like trying on Miss Lance's suit.

I watched from the Waverider while the team was deployed and unleashed onto the hoards of Vandal Savage's men. Mister Palmer fired the cold gun with unerring accuracy, taking down three in one beam of white flame. Miss Saunders had taken the form of Firestorm (the fact that her body became Firestorm means that she was more fit than Jefferson, and he won't be forgetting that soon) and was raining fire down on the troops while dodging missiles and lasers.

Meanwhile, Mister Snart had shrunk to the size of a pea in the ATOM suit and was flying around doing various air acrobatics. At one point, he attempted to kill a man by flying through his forehead. I doubted Mister Palmer would be okay with that. Miss Lance was swooping down with her new wings, combined with her martial arts skill, and was a formidable adversary for any goon.

"Rip!" Mister Snart yelled through his com. "The goons are running away and Savage is in the main building. Waiting for the okay to go ham on his ass!"

I looked around the map and found a layout of the building. Savage would be on the fourth floor. "Get Miss Lance on escaping with Steve Jobs, we can't have him witnessing the likes of the ATOM suit before his time."

"I'm on it, Rip." Miss Lance said, and swooped in through a window of the building, flying out the other side with Mister Jobs. After he was cleared, the team flew in and started creating explosions.

"We have a problem, Rip." Professor Stein said. "I'm reading the radiothermic signature on the building. It seems Savage's technology is emitting a gamma ray signature at a frequency that is similar to the readings given off by metahuman powers. Similar radiation waves often cancel each other out, meaning that-"

"Savage can cancel out their powers." I said. "That's his plan. He wants to implant that technology into every smartphone in the world so that as long as he stays near a populated area, we'll be powerless to stop him."

I looked on the coms, but the team was already inside the building. Without their biggest assets, Savage would kill all of them. I needed to do something. "I have just the thing."

I flew the Waverider down just close enough that Professor Stein and I could jump into the building, where Savage was locked in combat with the team. The dwarf star material in the ATOM suit had been neutralized as well as the core of the cold gun. Miss Lance and Miss Saunders were fighting hand-to-hand against Savage but neither of them could land any hits. We had to act fast.

"Atom! Cold!" I yelled. "Find Savage's tech! It's disabling your powers!"

Savage had just struck Miss Lance in the back of the head, sending her to the ground and grabbing Miss Saunders by the neck. "It's always a pleasure to meet you on the battlefield, Priestess Chay-Ara."

"Found it!" Mister Palmer said, throwing me a bag full of small metal chips. Professor Stein aimed an energy pistol and fired, blasting the chips into millions of pieces.

Suddenly, the ATOM suit powered up again. Wings sprouted out of Miss Lance's back. Miss Saunders and Mister Jackson fused together, and flames spurted from Miss Saunder's hands and face. Mister Palmer powered up the cold gun.

Miss Lance flew in the air and swooped down on Savage, knocking him across the room with a bo staff. Firestorm and Mister Palmer blasted Savage into the wall with their heat and cold waves. Ultimately, it was Mister Snart in the ATOM suit who dealt the final blow. An energy shot fired from the hands sent Savage crashing through the wall and down a few stories. He would need a while to recover from that.

"I do hope you all enjoyed your tenure with each other's powers," I growled at the lot. "Considering this little experiment nearly got you all killed!"

Mister Palmer sighed, "You know, I always wondered how Snart can wear this giant parka all the time and not get hot. Now I know... he can't."

Up next, an amazing suggestion by a reader concerning the new Pied Piper...