So I told ya I was gonna update Monday (aka a week ago) but I didn't, so here's the bonus chapter you get to even it all up!

Disclaimer: Seriously. Why would I own anything and write fanfiction? Bottom line, I don't.

(Mystery POV)

I've got a lot to do. And by a lot, I mean a lot. The poor boy, Theodore, has no idea how to rob a town. Yes, you heard me. Rob a town. Why? Well, I'm certainly not rich. I was. But I blew all my money. So I'm poor now. In fact, I wouldn't be living right now if I didn't rob.

It's funny, because, when you think about it, robbing can be a profession. It's not by choice. Do you people think I want to live a life of crime, just for the exhilaration of stealing? Maybe for other criminals that's the reason, but not for me.

I mean, Flynn Ryder was a criminal. But he was a regular guy. Eugene. And he didn't steal the crown for any person except he was poor, and well, it was necessary.

Life's a game. We're all going for the same prize: happiness. How you get there, well that's up to you. And your restrictions? That's what laws are for. To be the rules for your game. But, people tweak the rules in Monopoly, don't they? So, I'm just gonna tweak the law a little bit.

Before you say, well, that's different because it's not hurting anybody, people come and they go. Within the Earth's full existence, humans only roamed the Earth a pinch of the time. So, one life span, say, a hundred years, means nothing to Earth. So, shortening that itty bitty useless lifespan isn't that big of a deal. If they couldn't survive the game, it's their problem.

Granted, I'm not much of a killer. I like to leave that to Teddy. Now, I don't like to kill people. No, I use killing as a last resort. You know that rascal, Jack? Or Kim? Or Frank? Or Ty? I'm not going to kill any of them. Frankly, I think that boy who's a little vain about his hair and that girl who has been fake dating that other dude would be cute together.

My plan is to ship them out. Those "Wasabi Warriors." The Black Dragons made me poor, I'm going to make them pay. Take down their town.

Yes, my plan isn't very well thought. But overall, I think it could work. I think one thing that makes me want to go through with my plan is that I hate Ty. Well, I don't hate him, but he's certainly not someone I'd really like.

Now that y'all know a little bit about me and my plans, I've gotta talk to Teddy.

"Uncle Zack!" yells Teddy up the stairs.

"Yes, Teddy?"

"So, I've gone to the Black Dragons, like you've asked me, Zack," he says.

"Is the girl pretty?"

"Kim? Well duh. But she's taken."

"I know. But, is she attractive enough to be, I don't know, bait, for the boys in Seaford?"

"Maybe. Are you sure this is going to work?"

"No."

"Okay, good enough. Kim's pretty, and would lure the guys, especially Jack, but what about the girls?"

"That's the beauty of it. Jack."

"Ohhhhhh."

"Look here, Teddy, we have to take the town down, scare it. Kidnap the mayor."

"Got it!"

"The boy's mighty scared, isn't he?"

"I'm pretty sure."

"The girl?"

"Doubtful."

"Convince the girl!"

"How, Zack?"

"Give me her phone number!"

Hey, beauty. If you don't do as I say, say goodbye to your little warriors. Oh, and your precious Mr. Cares About Hair. I don't want to hurt you, but if harming you is necessary, I am not afraid to. Do exactly what the next text says or you know what will happen.

I get a text back about a second later.

Yes sir.

Aw, this is what she'd do for her little warriors. I really do hope they have a happy ending.

Short, short, short. But informational I must say. This guy, not a bad heart, y'know? Still, ha! It's my story, it's not gonna be a happy ending so easily. :P. I don't think this mystery POV should be such a mystery anymore. It should be pretty clear his intentions. Anyway, enjoy your chapter. Oh, and your spring break if it's still going on, like mine!

PS, this content isn't very suggestive, I hope. I mean, no actual mention of weapons. If you guys think I should, I'll change it to T or even M. I just don't really want to yet.

Also, heh heh, does anyone else find that they're imaging Teddy as Arthur from like the third episode of Kickin' It? Ahh somebody!

Teddy's, ahem, better than Arthur, okay? Okay!