Disclaimer: I still do not own Gravity Falls.

Bill adjusted his bow tie. Somehow he managed to get a room a local hotel. (There may or may not have been a deal involved). He also managed to get the babysitting job. He considered the interview a success.

"So, Mr. Cipher, any experience with kids?" Maggie Pines asked

"Tons of it!" Bill said (surely turning them into a throne of agony counted.)

He turned away from the mirror, grabbed his bag, and went out the hotel to catch the Piedmont bus. From inside the bus Bill realized how much he missed floating everywhere. His feet were seriously starting to hurt. Pine Tree and Shooting Star were going to have to pay for what they did. He'd make sure they'd never get to go to Gravity Falls.

When he got off he walked a little bit to the Pines' house. It was small with two stories almost resembling a log cabin. He rang the doorbell and Maggie Pines answered. She was slightly shorter than Bill with brown curly hair. She had suitcases in her hands.

" !" she grinned "It's so good to see you."

A man rushed by taking the luggage from her. He was Bill's height with brown hair as well. It must be Andy.

"Call me Bill." He said

"Well, Bill, I apologize for our rushing." Maggie said "We're about to leave for our trip. Speaking of, Dipper and Mabel are just so excited to meet you!"

"Oh me too." Bill grinned

"In the kitchen, I left important numbers and food information. I also left any other instructions we didn't discuss. I assume you remember where you will be staying as well as the kids. If not I left everything in a nice little note." Maggie said all in one breath

Outside, Andy honked the car.

"Your kids will be in good hands Mrs. Pines." Bill tipped his hat

"Well then, I've already said goodbye..." Maggie looked over her shoulder "They're in the living room. Goodbye Bill. See you in a week."

She left and locked the door. Bill tried to keep his grin in control as he walked into the living room. In front of the TV, on the floor sat Pine Tree and Shooting Star. Pine Tree was wearing a red shirt with shorts. His eyes were glued to the TV and he had no hat. Shooting Star was coloring in a coloring book clutching a unicorn toy. Her hair was in pigtails and she wore an oversized dress. Bills stepped in front of the TV. He towered over the small kids. They looked up at him.

Pine Tree inched closer to his twin.

"Name's Bill Cipher."

"That's a funny name." Shooting Star said

"Mabel!" her twin gasped

"I'm your new babysitter." Bill grinned

Pine Tree narrowed his eyes suspicious, but Shooting Star jumped up.

"Weally? I'm Mabel!" she held up her toy "This is Princess Wuvacorn! Dippy he's gonna pway wit us!"

"Yeah. Sure kid." Bill said making a mental note to refer to her as Mabel and her twin as Dipper

"Are you gonna watch TV with us?" Dipper asked

Bill shrugged.

"Games?"

Bill shrugged.

"Toys?" Dipper asked

Bill shrugged. Dipper crossed his arms. For a four year old he sure was defensive. He leaned over to his twin and she sat down. He whispered something to her and she frowned and shook her head. Dipper whispered to her again. Bill groaned.

"You two hungry or something?" Bill asked

"Yes!" Mabel shot up again "Can we go get sprinkles?"

"You mean ice cream?"

Mabel shook her head.

Bill did not want am even more hyper Mabel, "I think your Mom left some food."

The twins rushed into the kitchen ahead of him. By the time Bill got there the Twins were already sitting in booster seated chairs.

Bill wandered to the fridge and opened it. A note stuck to a tub of chicken nuggets.

These are for their lunch. Please serve with ketchup located in the shelf below. J- Maggie

Bill took it out. He eyed the microwave. He sort of knew how to use one. Being a demon before meant he didn't need to know. He placed the nuggets on a paper plate and grabbed the ketchup. He struggled to get it out.

"You pat it." Mabel said from her chair

He ignored Mabel's advice and struggled some more before getting a blob of ketchup on the nuggets. Then he popped it in the microwave. There were way too many buttons.

Dipper sighed, "I'm Hungry."

Mabel nodded and the two chanted how hungry they were.

"Shut it!" Bill snapped and pressed a button

Mabel giggled. Soon the plates of warm, ketchupy, nuggets was in front of the twins. Mabel picked up a soggy one.

"Yucky." She said and she had been known to make gross things

Dipper nodded.

"It can't be that bad.' Bill tried one and immediately stared hacking

"I stand corrected." Bill said as the twins laughed

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